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Honey Take Your Funky Ass A Bath | |
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LMAO Please watch the whole thing. | |
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this reminds me of when I was at the grocery store the other day...
There was this HUGE and by huge I mean VERY OBESE man leaning on his shopping cart cuz he was having a hard time walking, over by the meat counter... I needed some chicken breasts and thats what he was in front of... So I walked over to get in the "line"... JESUS H CHRIST I have never smelled ANYONE smell so bad! He smelled like pig shit, and of any of you have ever been to a pig farm you know what that smells like.. Rancid sour shit smell... it was so strong I couldnt even stand there for 2 seconds, needless to say I didnt get my brests either...
Now, how does this man not know he smelled like rancid shit... or better yet, how did the woman he was with not know he smells like rancid shit... I dont get it! Can you imagine what his house trailer smells like?? ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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I only made it to 3:00...
We've got a kid in our class who smells so bad... I can't even describe the odor! It's so bad that the kids who come into the room the period after ours start complaining about the smell of the room as soon as they hit the door! One day, he asked for help on an assignment. He smelled so bad I was trying to help him and take "baby breaths" without being obvious! I told my co-teacher that it was HIS turn next!
My co-teacher pulled him aside and talked to him about it (we felt that a male teacher who is also a coach would be a good choice). He apologized and said that he would try harder, but that part of it was his gym bag and the dirty clothes from practice in it. I'm ready to burn that thing!!!!
He's still not fresh, but it's a little more bearable... "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Oh sorry. | |
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Sorry, I couldn't get past the fact that he sounds so conjested.
Oh, and this mofo needs a tutorial on the benefits of using lotion.
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I couldn't. I barely made it thru the first 3 minutes. He's too annoying. "It's not nice to fuck with K.B.! All you haters will see!" - Kitbradley
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing." - Socrates | |
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he obviously walks around smelling random ppl from behind
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