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I was just stroking off to WonderWoman re-runs... ...and then I found out that I was really watching a documentary on retirement communities... I was whacking away while scoping out old ladies playing shuffleboard...
Is that so wrong? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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you are one sick puppy!  | |
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hey, we do what we do to get by "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
Thank you! I didn't want to feel like a pervert over here, but you know... some of those grannies can really shake their asses when they are playing shuffleboard... what was I gonna do, IGNORE IT??? Fuck no! I whacked that thing like a maniac playing "Whack-a-Mole" at Chuck E' Cheese! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
SOOO, I take it your a stroker also?  | |
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IceNine said: rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
Thank you! I didn't want to feel like a pervert over here, but you know... some of those grannies can really shake their asses when they are playing shuffleboard... what was I gonna do, IGNORE IT??? Fuck no! I whacked that thing like a maniac playing "Whack-a-Mole" at Chuck E' Cheese! hey man, there's a lot of worse things that go on behind closed doors. Everyone's a freak. what channel that documentary on  "Climb in my fur." | |
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Paisley said: rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
SOOO, I take it your a stroker also? There are two lies that people tell about masturbating: 1. I've never done it 2. I'll never do it again SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Paisley said: rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
SOOO, I take it your a stroker also? call me Billy Squier..."stroke me stroke me...givin me the bizzi-ness all night long" "Climb in my fur." | |
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Shuffleboard does it for me too.  | |
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IceNine said: Paisley said: rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
SOOO, I take it your a stroker also? There are two lies that people tell about masturbating: 1. I've never done it 2. I'll never do it again bingo "Climb in my fur." | |
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IceNine said: Paisley said: rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
SOOO, I take it your a stroker also? There are two lies that people tell about masturbating: 1. I've never done it 2. I'll never do it again So what your trying to say is that you'll never do it AGAIN? | |
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Paisley said: IceNine said: Paisley said: rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
SOOO, I take it your a stroker also? There are two lies that people tell about masturbating: 1. I've never done it 2. I'll never do it again So what your trying to say is that you'll never do it AGAIN? I don't lie about masturbating... "Don't knock masturbation... at least it's sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Paisley said: IceNine said: Paisley said: rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
SOOO, I take it your a stroker also? There are two lies that people tell about masturbating: 1. I've never done it 2. I'll never do it again So what your trying to say is that you'll never do it AGAIN? I don't lie about masturbating... "Don't knock masturbation... at least it's sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen heeh..annie hall? "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: IceNine said: Paisley said: IceNine said: Paisley said: rdhull said: hey, we do what we do to get by
SOOO, I take it your a stroker also? There are two lies that people tell about masturbating: 1. I've never done it 2. I'll never do it again So what your trying to say is that you'll never do it AGAIN? I don't lie about masturbating... "Don't knock masturbation... at least it's sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen heeh..annie hall? Yeah... a CLASSIC film!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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thats the most fun Ive had without laughing "Climb in my fur." | |
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Annie Hall is one of my all time favorite films. | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Annie Hall is one of my all time favorite films.
It is one of the greatest movies ever... If only there had been some old ladies playing shuffleboard!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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 You SO better hope that you are right and there isnt a here after...  | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: You SO better hope that you are right and there isnt a here after... Hey... weren't we just talking on Yahoo Messenger??? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BorisFishpaw said: Annie Hall is one of my all time favorite films.
It is one of the greatest movies ever... If only there had been some old ladies playing shuffleboard!!! ...with a giant vibrating egg! | |
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BorisFishpaw said: IceNine said: BorisFishpaw said: Annie Hall is one of my all time favorite films.
It is one of the greatest movies ever... If only there had been some old ladies playing shuffleboard!!! ...with a giant vibrating egg! Joey Nickles: "Joey Nickles... Joey FIVE CENTS!" Young Alvy: "What an asshole..." SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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what is happenin here!? | |
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shausler said: what is happenin here!?
Well... I was stroking it while watching really old ladies play shuffleboard... now I am searching for a house in Florida. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Well Ice, I think we've ALL done that at one time or another. No need to brag. | |
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peace and love | |
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IceNine said: shausler said: what is happenin here!?
Well... I was stroking it while watching really old ladies play shuffleboard... now I am searching for a house in Florida. I hear the Golden Girls are looking for new live-in help. | |
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ian said: Well Ice, I think we've ALL done that at one time or another. No need to brag.
Oh... okay... I am glad that I am not a pervert! 
Whew! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BorisFishpaw said: IceNine said: shausler said: what is happenin here!?
Well... I was stroking it while watching really old ladies play shuffleboard... now I am searching for a house in Florida. I hear the Golden Girls are looking for new live-in help. Don't even get me STARTED about Betty White!!! GRRRrrrowwwlll! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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It's only wrong if they were nuns. | |
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IceNine said: BorisFishpaw said: IceNine said: shausler said: what is happenin here!?
Well... I was stroking it while watching really old ladies play shuffleboard... now I am searching for a house in Florida. I hear the Golden Girls are looking for new live-in help. Don't even get me STARTED about Betty White!!! GRRRrrrowwwlll! You could get her to give you the "St.Olaf special"! | |
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