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Do you know what the BEST thing about January is? We don't have to see any more hideous "Lexus December to Remember" commercials.
I want to punch everyone in those commercials right in the mouth. Even the dog.
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Yeah but now we have to suffer through all those Jenny Craig commercials with Jennifer Hudson telling us to not be afraid to lose weight and now they even have Charles Barkley (?) telling us you can still "eat like a man" on Jenny Craig.
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Lucky 4 me.......I watch everything on Tivo. I don't do commercials. | |
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There´s nothing good about January. Capricorns are boring, it´s raining cats and dogs outside, it´s dark, it´s rainy and cold, the ladies are wearing boring stuff, the day is almost over when I get out of bed.
Fuck January.
Fuck winter.
Fuck Lexus.
Can´t wait for the summertime...hot, sunny and humid weather, half naked ladies running around town, everybody´s horny, folks getting brown in the sunshiiiiine, folks getting down with no taboos, kissing in the park, puffing on some good MJ ...drinking rum....I love summertime.
Fuck winter...twice.
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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NOT looking forward to going back to the gym (after my 3-week Holiday hiatus) and finding a roomful of newbies who won't make it past Valentine's Day.
I AM looking forward to finally getting rid of the Holiday blues and stress...I mean, WHY THE F*CK are my hands still trembling 2 full days after New Years' ? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I always loved January: new year, new energy, new objectives, and the only month with pure winter weather from start to finish. I'm a summer animal, but I also enjoy my winter, specially the clothes, the purity of the air, clean, dry, cold, fresh (at least where I live, lol) and the way the city looks (millions of millions of bulbs in a dark night since 6:00 pm, just plain gorgeous)
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I dig January. Feels like a natural reset time in many ways. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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So...it's when the calendar gets its period? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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??? But aren´t you in South Africa at the moment? " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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Thank god.
I honestly thought this was going to be about some Night Ranger marathon or something. | |
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currently in Brussels, with my mom's family, like every Xmas | |
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Yep I do...my birthday is in January | |
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Yeah. But they're still showing those damn Hyundai commercials. Why couldn't they get Pomplamoose again this year? | |
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It's SUPPOSED to be about how much those Lexus commercials suck, but this thread has taken a turn towards sappiness.
I say, let's get back to criticizing those obnoxious people and that grating song, and all of us swear to not buy a Lexus.
As far as I'm concerned, Lexus is just a more expensive Buick. No one under 65 drives their sedans any more, and only pretentious Yuppies drive their SUV. | |
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Pomplamoose!
I was so stoked when I saw them on TV last year. It made me feel cool, because I was the only one who knew who they were. | |
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Pomplamoose (Jack and Nataly) doth rock! Everyone should have more Moose in their lives. | |
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i am trying hard to keep the smug tone out of my post, however, it has been over one year since i watched any commercials. so to sum up how i feel about leaving mainstream TV behind... | |
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Oh oh. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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I love January, too. The hustle and bustle of the holidays are finally over. I can finally sit down and exhale! January marks a new start. Physically and emotionally, I always feel so much better this time of year. "It's not nice to fuck with K.B.! All you haters will see!" - Kitbradley
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing." - Socrates | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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KoolEaze said:
Oh oh. and for you and RodeoSchro. | |
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Not a fan of January at all.
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Last year it was Honda and the "Holiday! It's the best time of the year!!!"
That effing commercial was on every other minute My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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mine too!
She Don't Speak..But She Remembers | |
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Don't even get me started on the "Every kiss begins with Kay" bullshit. Unfortunately, Valentine's Day is still hanging out there, so we aren't done with that one yet. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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I loooooove those commercials She Don't Speak..But She Remembers | |
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Kisses are good.
Lexuses are for snob Yuppies and old people. | |
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Kisses are good. Implying that the way to get one is to give the object of your affection a tacky, mass-produced gewgaw is not. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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