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An Elderly Couple Are Having Dinner To celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and says to his wife, "It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children.
I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for and your answer will never take all that away.
But... I must know, did he have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, pauses for moment and then confesses. "Yes, he did."
"Who was he?" he asks.
The old woman drops her head, trying to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
She gulps down her wine and finally, she says, "You." | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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happy friday!!!!! mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Happy Friday everyone!
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Am I the only one who didnt get it at first?
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Yes. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Wait... you meant I AM the only one who didnt get it... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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That's two in one day for ya!
Today is officially "Tinaz Blond Moment Day" on the Org! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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dude should of just let it go.
No, I didn't get it at first either. "It's not nice to fuck with K.B.! All you haters will see!" - Kitbradley
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing." - Socrates | |
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Poor Guy
So are they still together?
 I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Good one With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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What In The Hell  | |
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 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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OMG it didnt end there either!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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