where the hell are you..???

DORA said:

i don't know whut a 'cweaver' is
but i know i can hit it alot better
than they can

cweaver? who in the heck is that?

Fuck... I cannot find my MEAT CLEAVER!!!

How am I going to go out and kill tonight???

ahhh


whew icenice is back out of his rut

DORA said:

tee-hee... IceNice... I like that!

DORA said:

Hey... I can be nice and still kill people, can't I???

DORA said:

Is this someone from the org?

LaVisHh said:

I don't know, but I hope they bring my fucking meat cleaver back so I can kill them with it!!!

IceNine said:

Why all the anger, Ice? :O

LaVisHh said:

I found my inner-child and man, oh man, is he PISSED!!!

IceNine said:

Ok...I'll leave you to do your bidding. Please clean up the blood when you are done. I don't want to have to clean up after you, again.

LaVisHh said:

Gotcha!

Can someone give my inner-child some ice cream or something??? That little fucker is pissed off and murderous.

IceNine said:

Here, have a vanilla popsicle. That usually works for me, since I get to suck on it...I work off my frustrations this way.

LaVisHh said:

Can I just disguise my cock as a vanilla popsicle and you can work my frustrations out for me???

IceNine said:

Now you know I can't do this, as much as I might enjoy it. People would tie me to a stake and burn me, if I so much as touched you.

LaVisHh said:

Come on, now... damn the people!



So, hand in glove I stake my claim
I'll fight to the last breath
If they dare touch a hair on your head
I'll fight to the last breath
For the Good Life is out there somewhere
So stay on my arm, you little charmer

I think your "inner child" might've just hit puberty.

BorisFishpaw said:

Hmmm... possible... he is running around trying to fuck all the women and kill pretty much everything that moves.

Classic "teenage viking" syndrome, don't worry, it's perfectly normal. It usually settles down after you've burned down all your neighboring villages, and taken their womenfolk as your own.

BorisFishpaw said:

I did that this afternoon... now I have moved on to banging horses...

What should I do???

IceNine said:

Mmmm, an acute case eh?

There's nothing for it but blazing a trail of mayhem and destruction (and illegitimate offspring) across the southern states for a period of 6 months.

BorisFishpaw said:

I'm on the job, Captain!



PROUD TO SERVE!

IceNine said:

That's a great poem...did you write that? I'm a sucker for poetry.

LaVisHh said:

Nope... it is actually part of a GREAT song by the BRILLIANT songwriter... Morrissey... as performed by the GREAT band, The Smiths!

How soon IS now exactly?

BorisFishpaw said:

I am not sure... all I really know is that I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.

I guess I started something I couldn't finish.

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CWEAVER..!!!

come out come out where ever you are