First let me say I mean DENTAL not TITTY implants!

Anyone ever had one? I get one tommorow and im FREAKED OUT! That they will be drilling in my jaw bone is FREAKING ME OUT!

Does it hurt?

imago said:

I read that some guy at my Uni had it done and he was back to work the same day, but ended up permanently paralyzed from the waste down. It helped him turn his life around though, and he stopped cheating on his wife as a result of not being able to feel any sensations in his genitals.

Great... Well at least I will be able to eat hard food again!

Actually, I think it's a very common procedure.

Once, my 8th grade teacher had it done. Unfortunately a very large cyst grew in her mouth as a result of an allergic reaction, and after it popped and puss finaly drained, half the fluids in her face also drained.

Furtunately for her though, excess fluids also drained from her eyes, and for the first time in her life she had 20/20 vision, although due to a bit of tissue loss, her eyes appeared as little raisons isnide hollowed sockets. Small price to pay for freedom from contacts if you ask me.

tinaz said:

First let me say I mean DENTAL not TITTY implants!

Anyone ever had one? I get one tommorow and im FREAKED OUT! That they will be drilling in my jaw bone is FREAKING ME OUT!

Does it hurt?

IMAGO

I give and a give, and you orgers take and take, and fishslap me in the end.

tinaz said:

First let me say I mean DENTAL not TITTY implants!

Anyone ever had one? I get one tommorow and im FREAKED OUT! That they will be drilling in my jaw bone is FREAKING ME OUT!

Does it hurt?

They are "DRILLING INTO YOUR JAWBONE" !!!!!

"Does it hurt??"

Ummm... my guess is...

Hell fucking yes it will hurt....

for the dumb question

for getting through the procedure

imago said:

Actually, I think it's a very common procedure.

Once, my 8th grade teacher had it done. Unfortunately a very large cyst grew in her mouth as a result of an allergic reaction, and after it popped and puss finaly drained, half the fluids in her face also drained.

Furtunately for her though, excess fluids also drained from her eyes, and for the first time in her life she had 20/20 vision, although due to a bit of tissue loss, her eyes appeared as little raisons isnide hollowed sockets. Small price to pay for freedom from contacts if you ask me.

You are the funniest fucker on the board - this had me larfing very loudly - made my bloody day!

blueblossom said:

imago said:

Actually, I think it's a very common procedure.

Once, my 8th grade teacher had it done. Unfortunately a very large cyst grew in her mouth as a result of an allergic reaction, and after it popped and puss finaly drained, half the fluids in her face also drained.

Furtunately for her though, excess fluids also drained from her eyes, and for the first time in her life she had 20/20 vision, although due to a bit of tissue loss, her eyes appeared as little raisons isnide hollowed sockets. Small price to pay for freedom from contacts if you ask me.

You are the funniest fucker on the board - this had me larfing very loudly - made my bloody day!

Do not encourage him..

cammi said:

tinaz said:

First let me say I mean DENTAL not TITTY implants!

Anyone ever had one? I get one tommorow and im FREAKED OUT! That they will be drilling in my jaw bone is FREAKING ME OUT!

Does it hurt?

They are "DRILLING INTO YOUR JAWBONE" !!!!!

"Does it hurt??"

Ummm... my guess is...

Hell fucking yes it will hurt....

for the dumb question

for getting through the procedure

Thank you for the hug!!

Tittypants said:

tinaz said:

First let me say I mean DENTAL not TITTY implants!

Anyone ever had one? I get one tommorow and im FREAKED OUT! That they will be drilling in my jaw bone is FREAKING ME OUT!

Does it hurt?

PurpleJedi said:

IMAGO

tinaz said:

First let me say I mean DENTAL not TITTY implants!

leaves thread, lol

JoeTyler said:

tinaz said:

First let me say I mean DENTAL not TITTY implants!

leaves thread, lol

Why do you think I didnt put "dental" in the title!

tinaz said:

JoeTyler said:

leaves thread, lol

Why do you think I didnt put "dental" in the title!

that's not fair ; I was already salivating... lol

I don't know.

But you just reminded me of the dream I had last night.

I was getting breast implants removed and all the hospital beds were taken, so I was laying on the seat of a bus and they were going to do the operation right there, but the surgeon and his assistant started kissing passionately and they left me laying there semi-concious with my boobies on display for the whole bus-load of people to see!

JoeTyler said:

tinaz said:

Why do you think I didnt put "dental" in the title!

that's not fair ; I was already salivating... lol

Awwwww honey... Here ya go...

[img:$uid]http://www.advsurgical.com/images/BreastAugmentationChattanooga.jpg[/img:$uid]

Lisa10 said:

I don't know.

But you just reminded me of the dream I had last night.

I was getting breast implants removed and all the hospital beds were taken, so I was laying on the seat of a bus and they were going to do the operation right there, but the surgeon and his assistant started kissing passionately and they left me laying there semi-concious with my boobies on display for the whole bus-load of people to see!

How UNSTERILE!

tinaz said:

JoeTyler said:

that's not fair ; I was already salivating... lol

Awwwww honey... Here ya go...

[img:$uid]http://www.advsurgical.com/images/BreastAugmentationChattanooga.jpg[/img:$uid]

NOW it's a real thread!!!

I just googled some pics. I'd have them done.

They look pretty good from what I can see - and it's gotta be better than dentures right?

Is it just a cosmetic thing? or is it something you would have in place of a missing tooth?

I say go for the titty implants!

Lisa10 said:

I don't know.

But you just reminded me of the dream I had last night.

I was getting breast implants removed and all the hospital beds were taken, so I was laying on the seat of a bus and they were going to do the operation right there, but the surgeon and his assistant started kissing passionately and they left me laying there semi-concious with my boobies on display for the whole bus-load of people to see!

I got an eye full.

tinaz said:

JoeTyler said:

that's not fair ; I was already salivating... lol

Awwwww honey... Here ya go...

[img:$uid]http://www.advsurgical.com/images/BreastAugmentationChattanooga.jpg[/img:$uid]

Lisa10 said:

I just googled some pics. I'd have them done.

They look pretty good from what I can see - and it's gotta be better than dentures right?

Is it just a cosmetic thing? or is it something you would have in place of a missing tooth?

Lisa...i have to replace a couple molars that had to be pulled...

I knew it would take BOOBS to get people to post.... PURPLEJEDI!!!!!

And kewlschool, If you pay for them, I would love a pair

Here you go:

tinaz said:

Lisa10 said:

I just googled some pics. I'd have them done.

They look pretty good from what I can see - and it's gotta be better than dentures right?

Is it just a cosmetic thing? or is it something you would have in place of a missing tooth?

Lisa...i have to replace a couple molars that had to be pulled...

I knew it would take BOOBS to get people to post.... PURPLEJEDI!!!!!

And kewlschool, If you pay for them, I would love a pair

Well I'd definitely do it.

kewlschool said:

Here you go:

Now how are those gonna get me a good job...

tinaz said:

kewlschool said:

Here you go:

Now how are those gonna get me a good job...

At least you wont be stressed out.

Darn org!!

[Edited 2/13/12 16:23pm]

good luck