Just wanted to wish all you bipeds a happy new year! I do hope your 2012 will be special. As for me, I will wake up tomorrow at 5:00, get milked, eat some grass, stand around for several hours, eat some more grass, chew some cud, and then hit the hay (or eat the hay and then hit it, depends if I'm hungry). All the while I will hope none of you drunken humans tips me over because trust me getting up is a bitch when you weigh 800 pounds. But that's life on the farm and it's good enough for this old heifer.Yessiree!

(I hope that none of my words tipped anyone off about the coming "Cow Revolution". The plans are in place and after nailing down the last bit of strategy we shall take our rightful place as rulers of the Earth. I hope the humans enjoy their last few days of freedom! Bovine Power!!!)

Um, ignore that last part. Happy New Year!

[Edited 12/31/11 19:10pm]

Cow said:

Just wanted to wish all you bipeds a happy new year! I do hope your 2012 will be special. As for me, I will wake up tomorrow at 5:00, get miliked, eat some grass, stand around for several hours, eat some more grass, chew some cud, and then hit the hay (or eat the hay and then hit it, depends if I'm hungry). All the while I will hope none of you drunken humans tips me over because trust me getting up is a bitch when you weigh 800 pounds. But that's life on the farm and it's good enough for this old heifer.Yessiree!

(I hope that none of my words tipped anyone off about the coming "Cow Revolution". The plans are in place and after nailing down the last bit of strategy we shall take our rightful place as rulers of the Earth. I hope the humans enjoy their last few days of freedom! Bovine Power!!!)

Um, ignore that last part. Happy New Year!

NOW THATS FUNNY, LMBO

how do cows celebrate easter??? is it any different????

Happy new year, Cow. Enjoy that grass while you can.

Happy New Year Cow

Did you know that Cow backwards is woC?

Cerebus said:

Did you know that Cow backwards is woC?

All I know is I was walking backwards last night...had a little too much Heinekin.

(The Mayans predicted the Cow Revolution 5000 years ago. That's all I'm saying. If you humans like to be milked you are about to get your wish.)

Ignore that last part. Love you all.

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Happy Mooo Year Cow!

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Happy New Year Org!

moooove over 2011, make way for 2012

happy new year Cow!!!! may 2012 bring you sweet grass meadows and breezy buttercup afternoons