i'm a bored, dirty old man. entertain me.

how many stars out of five would you give your love life in 2011?

. 3

It had its moments

But was mostly very calm!

(some of my choice, some not )

does self gratification count????

cause .....

I am with a guy who was bad in bed at first...

he was "old-fashioned", wasn't into any oral sex and would only want me in two positions only.

He didn't want me to move during sex, he wanted me to lie perfectly still....

It was horrible.

I wasn't used to that at all, I was used to pumping and pushing back on each thrust and giving back as much as I got.

So with gentle coaxing I got him to let me try fellatio on him.

He stayed flacid the first few times, I would suck him off for damn near an hour before he got aroused.

Then he became more open, he would climax quicker and had gotten used to being sucked on.

He could now climax after only 15 minutes of getting head... he learned to love it. He enjoyed my touch and soon started wanting to return the favor.

The first time he performed cunnilingus on me he was so good... I felt bamboozled because he made me climax and I feel he was holding out on me.

Its been over 2 years since we first had sex.... it was a slow start... but this past year the sex has been extraordinary.

I love his touch, the way he kisses and handles me. We are getting more and more comfortable exploring each other's bodies and the sex we share is now the best I ever had.

I am learning more myself and trying new things I would have never tried before.

Now he tears me a new one everytime we engage in the act. He is a wonderful lover and I am happy to be able to share those experiences with him.

I crave him now... he is a beautiful man and grows sexier to me everyday.

2011 was a great year!

paintedlady said:

I am with a guy who was bad in bed at first...

he was "old-fashioned", wasn't into any oral sex and would only want me in two positions only.

He didn't want me to move during sex, he wanted me to lie perfectly still....

It was horrible.

I wasn't used to that at all, I was used to pumping and pushing back on each thrust and giving back as much as I got.

So with gentle coaxing I got him to let me try fellatio on him.

He stayed flacid the first few times, I would suck him off for damn near an hour before he got aroused.

Then he became more open, he would climax quicker and had gotten used to being sucked on.

He could now climax after only 15 minutes of getting head... he learned to love it. He enjoyed my touch and soon started wanting to return the favor.

The first time he performed cunnilingus on me he was so good... I felt bamboozled because he made me climax and I feel he was holding out on me.

Its been over 2 years since we first had sex.... it was a slow start... but this past year the sex has been extraordinary.

I love his touch, the way he kisses and handles me. We are getting more and more comfortable exploring each other's bodies and the sex we share is now the best I ever had.

I am learning more myself and trying new things I would have never tried before.

Now he tears me a new one everytime we engage in the act. He is a wonderful lover and I am happy to be able to share those experiences with him.

I crave him now... he is a beautiful man and grows sexier to me everyday.

2011 was a great year!

How old is this cat? 80?

I officially gave up having sex mid way through 2011.......

.5

kitbradley said:

How old is this cat? 80?

53 ..... but with a mentality like he's 88 (sometimes). He can be really stubborn at times.

<<<<<<< still a virgin

CHIC0 said:

<<<<<<< still a virgin

Stimulating.

paintedlady said:

CHIC0 said:

<<<<<<< still a virgin

My best year

I Was a virgin till a few day's after my 19th birthday at the end of 2009, i dated 2 guys briefly in 2010 and we did stuff. But in 2011 my 20 year old ass was experimenting! this southern boy was innocent in his younger years. So i decided to go on more dates, and have some... fun with non dates

It was my most sexually active, adventurous year. It was like Prince going from Prince to Dirty Mind

Like Van Halen going from Diver Down to 1984

Stevie At The Beach to Innervisions

You get what i mean

It was a good year and I'm not ashamed at all! i don't do drugs, i don't murder people or crash cars. or steal babies and run over kittens... but i do have to live a little eh?

Nonexistent.

smoothcriminal12 said:

Nonexistent.

There will be walking kitty cat for you in 2012

Gunsnhalen said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Nonexistent.

There will be walking kitty cat for you in 2012

I wish.

I dunno. Sometime in February or March was my last romp w/ the ex.

I was gonna say something along the lines of negative-something...but reading Paintedlady's posts is almost like watching porn, so I would say one star.

Sexually I can devide my year up in three.

The first from jan - may. No sex at all! Nothing nada

Jun - aug - Summer came and I went a bit nuts. Ive never been into dating the same guys for longer than a week and Ive been building up a whole lot of sexual energy so I pretty much had a new guy every week.

aug - dec - Then summer ended and school started again. I have no time for sex anymore or anything else. And I felt so bad about how I behaved during this summer so I just stopped with all the sex and stuff. Even Prince made me feel bad. He was singing Little Red Corvette and at the point where he sings - You got to slow down - he pointed at me.

So to sum up with stars the first and third will get no stars.

The middle part will get

Cause even though the sex was amazing some times it wasn't.

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xcllnt

CHIC0 said:

<<<<<<< still a virgin

lol

Sexually its been.. unrated

CHIC0 said:

<<<<<<< still a virgin

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It was sticky awesome and 11 stars until late March. After that, Lady flew solo.

2K12 is probably gonna be a veeery dry season for the kid.

CHIC0 said:

<<<<<<< still a virgin

Three.

It started out by making out with two different women during the first two hours of the year and then developed into sex with one person in the morning. Not a bad start at all, but it dried up a little bit later on. I haven't had sex since May, but I've been looking for a "serious relationship", you know?

Even though the phone sex I have is probably still more exciting than "real" sex in some relationships .

And as the whole year has been one big nightmare for me and these days it's getting only worse at least I don't bother about sex that much currently .

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