Al Jazeera TV Guide

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>SUNDAY:
>0800 - My 33 Sons
>0830 - Osama Knows Best
>0900 - I Dream of Mohammed
>0930 - Let's Mecca Deal
>1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies


>MONDAY:
>0800 - Husseinfeld
>0900 - Mad About Everything
>0930 - Monday Night Stoning
>1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money
>1030 - Allah McBeal


>TUESDAY:
>0800 - Wheel of Terror
>0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
>0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
>0930 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers


>WEDNESDAY:
>0800 - Tales from the Koran
>0830 - When Kurds Attack
>0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
>0930 - Just Shoot Everyone
>1000 - Veilwatch
>1100 - This Old Cave


>THURSDAY:
>0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi
>0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
>0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
>0930 - Married with 139 Children
>1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News


>FRIDAY:
>0800 - Spongebob Squareturban
>0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
>0900 - Teletalibans
>1000 - Camel 54, Where Are You?
>1100 - My Favorite Kalashnikov
>1200 - Beat The Press


>SATURDAY:
>0800 - Judge Jihad
>0830 - Suddenly Sanctions
>0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
>0930 - Cave and Garden Television
>1000 - No-Witness News

...and I thought they were getting all the Michael Jackson/Bashir interviews too.

If u think that is bad, u should watch cnn.