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Taxi-Cab Confessions This show never ceases to amaze me sometimes . The sexual freaks etc but then the sometimes horid tales of peopples lives and whjat they had to go through. All in a quick cab ride. Liek time limited therapy in a cab etc. last night there was one episode where a lady had lost her leg and became a heroin addict and street walker for a time. Another had her daughter killed and her parents so her husband committed suicide etc due to heartbreak of the daughters death etc...oh man. Makes one realize that one is blessed sometimes with what is goin on out there this very moment to someone.
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This iz true...No matter how bad U think U have it, There iz alwayz some 1 else worse off than U R. B 4tunate U R who U R. F we az a People R not.......
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I always end up telling my life story to cab drivers, since I take a lot of cabs. I've actually gotten to know a couple of them as well because, just by chance, I always end up with the same ones. I'll be hailing a cab, get in, and be like, "Hey! I know you!" And then we continue the conversation from where it left off the last time I rode w/ them.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I always end up telling my life story to cab drivers, since I take a lot of cabs. I've actually gotten to know a couple of them as well because, just by chance, I always end up with the same ones. I'll be hailing a cab, get in, and be like, "Hey! I know you!" And then we continue the conversation from where it left off the last time I rode w/ them.
thats cool! sort of like a same time next week-year thing "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: minneapolisgenius said: I always end up telling my life story to cab drivers, since I take a lot of cabs. I've actually gotten to know a couple of them as well because, just by chance, I always end up with the same ones. I'll be hailing a cab, get in, and be like, "Hey! I know you!" And then we continue the conversation from where it left off the last time I rode w/ them.
thats cool! sort of like a same time next week-year thing Yeah, and sometimes is really IS a year until I see them again! And they remember me too, and my story,which I find pretty crazy 'cause I can't even remember people's names until I've been introduced to them at least five times.  I'll probably end up on that show though."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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i always liked chris rock's version of this on the chris rock show... i've got "best of chris rock vol 2" dvd, and it has a 30 minute bonus section of just chris rock taxi-cab... :LOL:... [This message was edited Fri Feb 21 10:32:24 PST 2003 by EllisDee]  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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EllisDee said: i always liked chris rock's version of this on the chris rock show... i've got "best of chris rock vol 2" dvd, and it has a 30 minute bonus section of just chris rock taxi-cab... :LOL:...
[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 10:32:24 PST 2003 by EllisDee] I have that too! Chris isn a fool lol. He has those dread locks lol. "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: EllisDee said: i always liked chris rock's version of this on the chris rock show... i've got "best of chris rock vol 2" dvd, and it has a 30 minute bonus section of just chris rock taxi-cab... :LOL:...
[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 10:32:24 PST 2003 by EllisDee] I have that too! Chris isn a fool lol. He has those dread locks lol. my favorite one is where he's playing that tape about killing the white people... :LOL:... and he keeps telling the guy that he doesn't agree with it... but everytime the guy on the tape says something about killing white people, he keeps shouting out, "that's right.." :LOL: i miss the chris rock show... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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rdhull said: EllisDee said: i always liked chris rock's version of this on the chris rock show... i've got "best of chris rock vol 2" dvd, and it has a 30 minute bonus section of just chris rock taxi-cab... :LOL:...
[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 10:32:24 PST 2003 by EllisDee] I have that too! Chris isn a fool lol. He has those dread locks lol. I saw Chris Rock live back in '96 in his stand-up show, and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life! No, I mean I really did almost pee my pants. And the whole next day my stomach muscles just ached because of laughing so much. I didn't need to do my sit-ups that day! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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EllisDee said: my favorite one is where he's playing that tape about killing the white people... :LOL:... and he keeps telling the guy that he doesn't agree with it... but everytime the guy on the tape says something about killing white people, he keeps shouting out, "that's right.." :LOL: i miss the chris rock show... LOL CR is a fool and that part does crack me up. Plus his cast. Wanda Sykes is a fool too. Man I am SO GLAD Bring The Pain is out on dvd now. 
But that Best Of v.2 has some of my fav CR moments especially the what to do if u get pulled over by a cop...damn lol. I just wont see any of his movies . "Climb in my fur." | |
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I love this show!
The trans-sexual call girl is my favorite episode. It cracks me up. "Honey, I need 10 inches or I'm just not pleased.." Well, besides the one with the two Armenian guys. That nearly kills me! -------
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That's some crazy show.
I feel really bad for a lot of those people. Some of them have led lives I can't even begin to imagine. 
That one lady driver looks like Jerry Seinfeld's mom on Seinfeld. If I got in a cab she was driving I'd recognize her immediately and depending on how I felt that night I'd either: 1) get out of the cab; or 2) make up a bizarre story about how I'm a space alien or something. | |
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I'm always amazed that Americans will tell their life story to a cab driver. Australian wouldn't do that, they might ask him how his night was or some small chat. But never open up like that. | |
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althom said: I'm always amazed that Americans will tell their life story to a cab driver. Australian wouldn't do that, they might ask him how his night was or some small chat. But never open up like that.
That's because you Australians fuck kangaroos and are ashamed to tell a cab driver. 
That, and you're dull.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: I'm always amazed that Americans will tell their life story to a cab driver. Australian wouldn't do that, they might ask him how his night was or some small chat. But never open up like that.
That's because you Australians fuck kangaroos and are ashamed to tell a cab driver.
That, and you're dull. No! We just have no need to tell the world our story. | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: I'm always amazed that Americans will tell their life story to a cab driver. Australian wouldn't do that, they might ask him how his night was or some small chat. But never open up like that.
That's because you Australians fuck kangaroos and are ashamed to tell a cab driver.
That, and you're dull. No! We just have no need to tell the world our story. Prude. Next time you're in a taxi, talk about the time you made sweet love to a rooster. That oughta do it... -------
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I dont see how someone could have sex in the backseat of a taxi, that's twisted I could never do that, I likes to get my freak'on in private. | |
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Paisley said: I dont see how someone could have sex in the backseat of a taxi, that's twisted I could never do that, I likes to get my freak'on in private.
 They don't have sex in a taxi.-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: I'm always amazed that Americans will tell their life story to a cab driver. Australian wouldn't do that, they might ask him how his night was or some small chat. But never open up like that.
That's because you Australians fuck kangaroos and are ashamed to tell a cab driver.
That, and you're dull. No! We just have no need to tell the world our story. Prude. Next time you're in a taxi, talk about the time you made sweet love to a rooster. That oughta do it... What I'm trying to say is that it's, for example, shows like Jerry and Ricki. Only in America can people go on TV and tell their dark secrets. There is no other shows like them outside the US. My theory is that American like to tell their story for 15 minutes of fame. | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: I'm always amazed that Americans will tell their life story to a cab driver. Australian wouldn't do that, they might ask him how his night was or some small chat. But never open up like that.
That's because you Australians fuck kangaroos and are ashamed to tell a cab driver.
That, and you're dull. No! We just have no need to tell the world our story. Prude. Next time you're in a taxi, talk about the time you made sweet love to a rooster. That oughta do it... What I'm trying to say is that it's, for example, shows like Jerry and Ricki. Only in America can people go on TV and tell their dark secrets. There is no other shows like them outside the US. My theory is that American like to tell their story for 15 minutes of fame. Someone forgot to tell Mother Australia that Jerry is fake. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Paisley said: I dont see how someone could have sex in the backseat of a taxi, that's twisted I could never do that, I likes to get my freak'on in private.
They don't have sex in a taxi.I've seen episodes where the passengers engaged in various sexual acts. | |
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SnowQueen said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Paisley said: I dont see how someone could have sex in the backseat of a taxi, that's twisted I could never do that, I likes to get my freak'on in private.
They don't have sex in a taxi.I've seen episodes where the passengers engaged in various sexual acts. But you don't sit there watching full-blown sexual intercourse in the backseat of a taxi. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: I'm always amazed that Americans will tell their life story to a cab driver. Australian wouldn't do that, they might ask him how his night was or some small chat. But never open up like that.
That's because you Australians fuck kangaroos and are ashamed to tell a cab driver.
That, and you're dull. No! We just have no need to tell the world our story. Prude. Next time you're in a taxi, talk about the time you made sweet love to a rooster. That oughta do it... What I'm trying to say is that it's, for example, shows like Jerry and Ricki. Only in America can people go on TV and tell their dark secrets. There is no other shows like them outside the US. My theory is that American like to tell their story for 15 minutes of fame. Someone forgot to tell Mother Australia that Jerry is fake. WHAT!  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Paisley said: I dont see how someone could have sex in the backseat of a taxi, that's twisted I could never do that, I likes to get my freak'on in private.
They don't have sex in a taxi.Oh this one couple did that I saw, the woman got on top of his lap and started doing the do.  | |
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althom said: WHAT!
S-t-a-g-e-d. F-a-k-e. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: WHAT!
S-t-a-g-e-d. F-a-k-e. NO! | |
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SnowQueen said: That one lady driver looks like Jerry Seinfeld's mom on Seinfeld.
LOL I know!! Everyutime I see her on the show I want to say Boca Vista But I think she's cool though...both of 'em. "Climb in my fur." | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: I'm always amazed that Americans will tell their life story to a cab driver. Australian wouldn't do that, they might ask him how his night was or some small chat. But never open up like that.
That's because you Australians fuck kangaroos and are ashamed to tell a cab driver.
That, and you're dull. No! We just have no need to tell the world our story. They have no idea they are telling the whole world at the time. "Climb in my fur." | |
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Paisley said: I dont see how someone could have sex in the backseat of a taxi, that's twisted I could never do that, I likes to get my freak'on in private.
I think its the thrill-rush of havig someone there yet in one of those positions that are uninvolved yet there due to their job. "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: SnowQueen said: That one lady driver looks like Jerry Seinfeld's mom on Seinfeld.
LOL I know!! Everyutime I see her on the show I want to say Boca Vista But I think she's cool though...both of 'em. Boca Vista.
Yeah, I agree. I think she's cool, too. 
But if I got in a cab with her driving it the gig would be up immediately because she's so recognizable to me! | |
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