Hello all hope your xmas is a hella sexc one. Remember dont drink n drive over new years ...

I woke up @ 5am as usual this morning , its dark n chilly outside cause i had to grab my sweats from the dryer in the garage brrrfrign brrr so i come back inside n i see Santa sittin on my new leather couch n he says

" Hey Jon, sup I didnt bring u this .. i said i kno ive been super bad i grabd it myself off craiglist ..

so he goes back to sippin the baileys n coffee n eatn the boat load of cookies we set out for him n his deer crew cept rudolph hes a grape knee hi doed fawn derr thing whatever .

So then he says again .. "Jon so really whats up buddy damn your neck looks like a vijared haha jus kidding good to see u again ya bastahd with a bear hug n I say i saw that movie to u get cable up north .. hows it goin Santa ya ol partier u still smell like reindeer farts n chimney soot hows it hanging u look great for bein a million yrs old.

He says u always were a funny guy may i get some more of this drink? so i say absofunkin lutely n brewed up an igloo full n off they went leavin a trick n treat for my kids .. ahh xmas .

See ya Santa good hangin with you again ill place that wisconsin bet thnx for the tip .. ya right oregons gonna stomp .. Ill get those those reindeer leftovers left bhind on the roof again its all good.

anyway all kidding aside merry christmas orgers

song always gets me shakin my tired ass .. kids r gonna be fun wild today i need the energy

[Edited 12/25/11 13:07pm]