Guilty.

I just know that's how johnart brushes his teeth (especially the one at the end).

Okay, I don't know it know it - but it's what I imagine.

I think I brush my teeth like a straight guy. Which is to say I wonder around my apartment with a toothbrush hanging out of my mouth for about 20 minutes while I check my email or watch TV or something.

Efan said:

I think I brush my teeth like a straight guy. Which is to say I wonder around my apartment with a toothbrush hanging out of my mouth for about 20 minutes while I check my email or watch TV or something.

Well, that's kinda nasty. I mean...are you swallowing the toothpaste or what?

Genesia said:

Efan said:

I think I brush my teeth like a straight guy. Which is to say I wonder around my apartment with a toothbrush hanging out of my mouth for about 20 minutes while I check my email or watch TV or something.

Well, that's kinda nasty. I mean...are you swallowing the toothpaste or what?

Yuck, no. I spit it out in the sink. It just seems boring to stand in front of the sink the whole time.

Julia Sugarbaker!!

I don't say any of those things. I was expecting to hear a lot of "bitch", "whore", and "dick".

vainandy said:

I don't say any of those things. I was expecting to hear a lot of "bitch", "whore", and "dick".

That guy wasn't hairy enough for that kind of language.

vainandy said:

I don't say any of those things. I was expecting to hear a lot of "bitch", "whore", and "dick".

I imagine you don't say much of anything,what with all that dick and hairy bush in yo mouth.

I'm sure I say some of those things but in all fairness I think i could read off a car parts manual or the Home Depot circular and make it sound gay.

"Waaah Waahh <cough gag couch> Waah waah."

Efan said:

I think I brush my teeth like a straight guy. Which is to say I wonder around my apartment with a toothbrush hanging out of my mouth for about 20 minutes while I check my email or watch TV or something.

I always walk around the house with the toothbrush in my mouth!

Dave1992 said:

Efan said:

I think I brush my teeth like a straight guy. Which is to say I wonder around my apartment with a toothbrush hanging out of my mouth for about 20 minutes while I check my email or watch TV or something.

I always walk around the house with the toothbrush in my mouth!

...in furry high-heeled boots.

Genesia said:

vainandy said:

I don't say any of those things. I was expecting to hear a lot of "bitch", "whore", and "dick".

That guy wasn't hairy enough for that kind of language.

johnart said:

vainandy said:

I don't say any of those things. I was expecting to hear a lot of "bitch", "whore", and "dick".

I imagine you don't say much of anything,what with all that dick and hairy bush in yo mouth.

johnart said:

I'm sure I say some of those things but in all fairness I think i could read off a car parts manual or the Home Depot circular and make it sound gay.

That night we were on the phone on the Ernest Show, your voice sounded very masculine. But then again, voices can be deceiveing because Prince's speaking voice sounds very masculine also.

vainandy said:

johnart said:

I'm sure I say some of those things but in all fairness I think i could read off a car parts manual or the Home Depot circular and make it sound gay.

That night we were on the phone on the Ernest Show, your voice sounded very masculine. But then again, voices can be deceiveing because Prince's speaking voice sounds very masculine also.

I think it depends on what we're talking about and how excited I am about it.

And what kind of excited... if it's dick we're talkin about I think my voice remains masculine if we're talkin a faaabulous shirt (aw shiiit here come the GAAAAAAY)

johnart said:

vainandy said:

That night we were on the phone on the Ernest Show, your voice sounded very masculine. But then again, voices can be deceiveing because Prince's speaking voice sounds very masculine also.

I think it depends on what we're talking about and how excited I am about it.

And what kind of excited... if it's dick we're talkin about I think my voice remains masculine if we're talkin a faaabulous shirt (aw shiiit here come the GAAAAAAY)

Wasn't that you in that video telling your dog to get off your desk? If so, your voice has all kinds of rainbow fixin's and seasonin's.

johnart said:

vainandy said:

That night we were on the phone on the Ernest Show, your voice sounded very masculine. But then again, voices can be deceiveing because Prince's speaking voice sounds very masculine also.

I think it depends on what we're talking about and how excited I am about it.

And what kind of excited... if it's dick we're talkin about I think my voice remains masculine if we're talkin a faaabulous shirt (aw shiiit here come the GAAAAAAY)

If it's a fabulous shirt, even your texts sound gay.

ScarletScandal said:

johnart said:

I think it depends on what we're talking about and how excited I am about it.

And what kind of excited... if it's dick we're talkin about I think my voice remains masculine if we're talkin a faaabulous shirt (aw shiiit here come the GAAAAAAY)

Wasn't that you in that video telling your dog to get off your desk? If so, your voice has all kinds of rainbow fixin's and seasonin's.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

I think it depends on what we're talking about and how excited I am about it.

And what kind of excited... if it's dick we're talkin about I think my voice remains masculine if we're talkin a faaabulous shirt (aw shiiit here come the GAAAAAAY)

If it's a fabulous shirt, even your texts sound gay.

It was Kors. Nuff said.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

If it's a fabulous shirt, even your texts sound gay.

It was Kors. Nuff said.

You know I loved it.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

It was Kors. Nuff said.

You know I loved it.

Paisley.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

You know I loved it.

Paisley.

Speaking of which...I have the most gorgeous Liberty paisley at home. I've been wanting to make a ruffled shirt for the longest. Maybe when I'm off work next week...

Genesia said:

johnart said:

Paisley.

Speaking of which...I have the most gorgeous Liberty paisley at home. I've been wanting to make a ruffled shirt for the longest. Maybe when I'm off work next week...

^^ Shit Gay Guys Say^^

johnart said:

vainandy said:

That night we were on the phone on the Ernest Show, your voice sounded very masculine. But then again, voices can be deceiveing because Prince's speaking voice sounds very masculine also.

I think it depends on what we're talking about and how excited I am about it.

And what kind of excited... if it's dick we're talkin about I think my voice remains masculine if we're talkin a faaabulous shirt (aw shiiit here come the GAAAAAAY)

Oh faaaaaaaaaaabulous!

Okay yup. I'm a black girl but def not a gay guy. I don't even know what 2/3rds of the people are he was talking about.