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The Turd List GHOST TURD The kind where you feel the turd come out, but there isn't any turd in the toilet. CLEAN TURD The kind where you crap it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET TURD The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin your pants with a stain. SECOND WAVE TURD It happens when you're done crapping and you've pulled up your pants to your knees and you realize that you have to crap some more. POP A VEIN IN YOUR HEAD TURD The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. RICHARD SIMMONS TURD You crap so much you lose 30 pounds. LINCOLN LOG TURD The kind of turd that is so huge that you're afraid to flush it without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY TURD It's noisy and everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER TURD The kind of turd you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN TURD Self-explanatory. THE "GEE, I WISH I COULD TURD" TURD It's the kind where you want to make a turd but all you do is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP TURD That's where it hurts so bad coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS TURD (the power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast your cheeks get splashed with water. LIQUID TURD The kind where yellow-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl. MEXICAN FOOD TURD It smells so bad that the bathroom must be condemmed. UPPERCLASS TURD The kind that thinks their turd doesn't smell. FISHERMAN'S BOBBER TURD The kind where you are in a public restroom, there are two people waiting on you stall, you crap and flush 2 times, but several golfball size pieces are still floating above the water line. AMBUSH TURD This kind never occurs at home, but usually at a party or while playing golf. It's the result of trying to fart just a little, but you end up with trowser chili and you have to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day. CAT TURD Thin turds like the kind that cats leave in the garden. KAMIKAZE TURD The kind that seems to leave your butt before you get to the toilet. NOW AND LATER TURD You turd some now and save some for later. APRIL FOOL'S TURD The kind that feels like a Lincoln Log Turd but turns out to be a bobber. RABBIT TURD A bunch of pellets. GUILLOUTINE TURD The kind you cut in half before your done. LAVA TURD (FIRE ASS) Slight burning sensation. TWO WAY TURD (Surf and Turf) This usually occurs when you're sick and you puke and turd at the same time. MOSS TURD Usually associated with the runs and looks like pond scum on top of the water. CATFISH TURD The kind that floats on the bottom of the bowl. STEALTH TURD Doesn't make a sound. The kind you hope for in a public facility. TAGGER TURD When you leave your mark on the back of the toilet bowl. | |
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i don't think the bobber was sufficiently covered..
or is that one self explanatory as well? "don'tcha wanna see my 'Tootsie Roll?' Baby I'm sho' you would!" | |
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chocolate said: "don'tcha wanna see my 'Tootsie Roll?' Baby I'm sho' you would!"
uh... that has whole new meaning in this thread... [This message was edited Wed Feb 19 1:45:33 PST 2003 by suomynona] | |
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Reminds me...think I'll go pinch a loaf. | |
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I heard Sly Stallone likes to get underneath a glass see-thru table
and watch bitches leave their mark over him. | |
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origmnd said: I heard Sly Stallone likes to get underneath a glass see-thru table
and watch bitches leave their mark over him. thanx, I was just having breakfast...very nice... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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origmnd said: I heard Sly Stallone likes to get underneath a glass see-thru table
lovely.
and watch bitches leave their mark over him. that said, it's possible. he's been banned from the four seasons on maui for leaving dumps in the sauna/spa. | |
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suomynona said: chocolate said: "don'tcha wanna see my 'Tootsie Roll?' Baby I'm sho' you would!"
uh... that has whole new meaning in this thread... [This message was edited Wed Feb 19 1:45:33 PST 2003 by suomynona] I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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LOL vi | |
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chocolate said: i don't think the bobber was sufficiently covered..
or is that one self explanatory as well? over here in the UK that one is known as a floater word of warning though if your shit floats something is wronggg | |
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