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Thread started 12/16/11 9:08am

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Three Couples Went In To See The Minister

About becoming new members of his church.

The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks

and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged

and the third couple was newly married.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

''Can of PAINT!??'' exclaimed the minister.

''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man.

''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up

I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.'' confused

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Reply #1 posted 12/16/11 10:25am

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Happy Friday! biggrin

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Reply #2 posted 12/16/11 1:37pm

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lol lol

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Reply #3 posted 12/16/11 1:45pm

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lol

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Reply #5 posted 12/16/11 2:22pm

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OT....somewhat and definitely NSFW!!!!

Did you hear about the couple that got thrown off a subway in Toronto?

Again...definitely NSFW!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.u...ds-newsxml

I wonder if they were newlyweds? It be a hoot and a half, if they were the retired couple. evillol

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Reply #6 posted 12/16/11 4:47pm

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Reply #7 posted 12/16/11 5:33pm

HuMpThAnG	HatrinaHaterwitz said: OT....somewhat and definitely NSFW!!!! Did you hear about the couple that got thrown off a subway in Toronto? Again...definitely NSFW!!!! http://www.dailymail.co.u...ds-newsxml I wonder if they were newlyweds? It be a hoot and a half, if they were the retired couple. [Edited 12/16/11 6:24am] dang!!!
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Reply #8 posted 12/16/11 6:14pm

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!

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