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Thread started 02/27/03 6:29pm

JimmyNothing

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You are in a plane crash...

... and all the orgers were on the plane, but there's some bad news. You are the sole survivor, stranded in the middle of nowhere, with no source of nutrition in sight save for the corpses of your friends, enemies, and could-have-beens on the org. Let's say you really, really want to live, and in order to do so, you have to turn to cannibalism. Which orger do you eat first?
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Reply #1 posted 02/27/03 6:31pm

Heavenly

The one who's not too burnt from the crash, but only well done.
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Reply #2 posted 02/27/03 6:31pm

Paisley

IceNine!
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Reply #3 posted 02/27/03 6:32pm

Natsume

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CoreyFeldman.

He's replaceable.
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #4 posted 02/27/03 6:34pm

DORA

lets see





i would eat...



Battier because she has not lived long enough to mutate from all the toxins in the air
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Reply #5 posted 02/27/03 6:35pm

CHEECHWIZARD

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IS ANYBODY WANTS TO GIVE ME DAY WEIGHT RITE NOW...
I IS LOOKIN FOR DA REALLY MEATY ONES.
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this account, i would make it FRY for He.
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Reply #6 posted 02/27/03 6:35pm

althom

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bkw - cause he's soaked in beer. Yummm...tasty!
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Reply #7 posted 02/27/03 6:35pm

BattierBeMyDad
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You mean, I have to be in a plane crash to eat these fuckers?

I think I would bite into bkw first, because he is fat, and there is a lot of meat on his bones. Also, I realize he is not skanky, and he would be clean meat.
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Reply #8 posted 02/27/03 6:36pm

psychodelicide

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No one. I could never eat another human being like Jeffrey Dahmer since that is cannibalism. barf Hopefully there would be some fruit that I could eat.
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Reply #9 posted 02/27/03 6:36pm

althom

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

You mean, I have to be in a plane crash to eat these fuckers?

I think I would bite into bkw first, because he is fat, and there is a lot of meat on his bones. Also, I realize he is not skanky, and he would be clean meat.

Hey! I saw him first.
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Reply #10 posted 02/27/03 6:38pm

JimmyNothing

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psychodelicide said:

No one. I could never eat another human being like Jeffrey Dahmer since that is cannibalism. barf Hopefully there would be some fruit that I could eat.



no fruit. eat an orger or I kill 12 more! evillol
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Reply #11 posted 02/27/03 6:38pm

july

JimmyNothing said: ... and all the orgers were on the plane, but there's some bad news. You are the sole survivor, stranded in the middle of nowhere, with no source of nutrition in sight save for the corpses of your friends, enemies, and could-have-beens on the org. Let's say you really, really want to live, and in order to do so, you have to turn to cannibalism. Which orger do you eat first?

Well i would hear about it on the news
because i would not get on a plane with y'all... lol! lol wink 8)
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Reply #12 posted 02/27/03 6:39pm

psychodelicide

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JimmyNothing said:

psychodelicide said:

No one. I could never eat another human being like Jeffrey Dahmer since that is cannibalism. barf Hopefully there would be some fruit that I could eat.



no fruit. eat an orger or I kill 12 more! evillol


evillol No can do. lol
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Reply #13 posted 02/27/03 6:40pm

IceNine

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Paisley said:

IceNine!


Don't tell me... let me guess... you would start with the dick but you wouldn't actually chew it... right?
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Reply #14 posted 02/27/03 6:41pm

JimmyNothing

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psychodelicide said:

JimmyNothing said:

psychodelicide said:

No one. I could never eat another human being like Jeffrey Dahmer since that is cannibalism. barf Hopefully there would be some fruit that I could eat.



no fruit. eat an orger or I kill 12 more! evillol


evillol No can do. lol


Murderer!! Hear that orgers?? psychodelicide won't take one for the team and would rather see 12 of you fuckers die than have a slice of roast man-breast!! evillol
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Reply #15 posted 02/27/03 6:42pm

Heavenly

lol lucky me, I don't have any meat on me. so I guess I'm saved.
Oh wait, but if you say you're the sole survivor that means I'm already dead, so you can all just bite my shiny ass booty!
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Reply #16 posted 02/27/03 6:42pm

Paisley

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine!


Don't tell me... let me guess... you would start with the dick but you wouldn't actually chew it... right?

NO, that I would give to the vulchers! nod
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Reply #17 posted 02/27/03 6:43pm

SuperC

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine!


Don't tell me... let me guess... you would start with the dick but you wouldn't actually chew it... right?


:LOL: Get a room you two :LOL:
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Reply #18 posted 02/27/03 6:43pm

psychodelicide

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JimmyNothing said:

psychodelicide said:

JimmyNothing said:

psychodelicide said:

No one. I could never eat another human being like Jeffrey Dahmer since that is cannibalism. barf Hopefully there would be some fruit that I could eat.



no fruit. eat an orger or I kill 12 more! evillol


evillol No can do. lol


Murderer!! Hear that orgers?? psychodelicide won't take one for the team and would rather see 12 of you fuckers die than have a slice of roast man-breast!! evillol


evillol I'm a lover, not a fighter. evillol
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Reply #19 posted 02/27/03 6:44pm

IceNine

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Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine!


Don't tell me... let me guess... you would start with the dick but you wouldn't actually chew it... right?

NO, that I would give to the vulchers! nod

The vulTures wouldn't have a chance at it with your head bobbing up and down on it like a goddamned jackhammer.

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Reply #20 posted 02/27/03 6:44pm

ian

Well I'm vegetarian so I guess I'd leave you cannibals to your lunch and I'd rummage around for some fruit or something.
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Reply #21 posted 02/27/03 6:45pm

Natsume

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IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine!


Don't tell me... let me guess... you would start with the dick but you wouldn't actually chew it... right?

NO, that I would give to the vulchers! nod

The vulTures wouldn't have a chance at it with your head bobbing up and down on it like a goddamned jackhammer.

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hrmph
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #22 posted 02/27/03 6:45pm

MrBliss

the orger i'd most like to "eat" is... nevermind.. smile
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Reply #23 posted 02/27/03 6:46pm

Paisley

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine said:

Paisley said:

IceNine!


Don't tell me... let me guess... you would start with the dick but you wouldn't actually chew it... right?

NO, that I would give to the vulchers! nod

The vulTures wouldn't have a chance at it with your head bobbing up and down on it like a goddamned jackhammer.

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Oh kiss my booty! mad
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Reply #24 posted 02/27/03 6:55pm

althom

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MrBliss said:

the orger i'd most like to "eat" is mrdespues smile

hmm I think you have him on the brain. lol
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Reply #25 posted 02/27/03 7:03pm

BattierBeMyDad
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althom said:

MrBliss said:

the orger i'd most like to "eat" is mrdespues smile

hmm I think you have him on the brain. lol


Don't we all? jerkoff
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Reply #26 posted 02/27/03 7:03pm

MrBliss

althom said:

MrBliss said:

the orger i'd most like to "eat" is mrdespues smile

hmm I think you have him on the brain. lol



do i need to write you another story??? lol
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Reply #27 posted 02/27/03 7:11pm

althom

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MrBliss said:

althom said:

MrBliss said:

the orger i'd most like to "eat" is mrdespues smile

hmm I think you have him on the brain. lol



do i need to write you another story??? lol

Ummm...can I eat the duck now? To hell with the plane crash.
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