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PrintableIceNine said: althom said: Can I run the Sunday School
this waving is like some kind of cult Sunday is but another day of the week, therefore Sunday school would have no more meaning than Monday school. Can I run Monday School as well then?
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IceNine said: Aerogram said: Ten Commandments of the 7th days Atheists (proposed)
Note : Do not observe thes commandments before they are reviewed and approved by our Leader. 1. Thou shall not believe in God. 2. Thou shall not believe in Satan. 3. Thou shall honor Sartre and Camus. 4. Thou shall kill nothing but time (except for dinner) . 5. Thou shall watch Bergman's God trilogy yearly. 6. Thou shall be friendly but firm with believers. 7. Thou shall not pray, only hope. 8. Thou shall not covet some spiritual security blanket. 9. Thou shall not swear using religious vernacular. 10. Thou shall behave ethically most of of the time. I like the guidelines, but I hate commandments... we should modify them to be suggestions, as my religion is to be based out of free thought and independence. You can even believe in the christian god if you wish, as long as you do not adhere to the dogma associated with the religion. They are for you to amend as you see fit. We need a sound doctrine. | |
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Aerogram said: They are for you to amend as you see fit. We need a sound doctrine.
Hola, Aerogram. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Can I make the cheese qusadillas? They're my specialty- I make sure the cheese spills out 'cause when u do that it makes the cheese taste like goldfish crackers!
Put some chicken and mushrooms in with that, and we can be best friends. Since Ice says we r god u can have mushrooms on yours if u like but ain't gon' be any on mine. | |
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PURPLEJACKSON9 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Can I make the cheese qusadillas? They're my specialty- I make sure the cheese spills out 'cause when u do that it makes the cheese taste like goldfish crackers!
Put some chicken and mushrooms in with that, and we can be best friends. Since Ice says we r god u can have mushrooms on yours if u like but ain't gon' be any on mine. How about the chicken then? -------
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You are all gods...
You are the masters of your own destiny... You are anything and everything that you want to be and nothing that you are told that you are... unless it is what you want to be... ... [This message was edited Thu Feb 20 20:03:28 PST 2003 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: You are all gods...
You are the masters of your own destiny... You are anything and everything that you want to be and nothing that you are told that you are... unless it is what you want to be... ... [This message was edited Thu Feb 20 20:03:28 PST 2003 by IceNine] Can we stop waving now? | |
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althom said: IceNine said: You are all gods...
You are the masters of your own destiny... You are anything and everything that you want to be and nothing that you are told that you are... unless it is what you want to be... ... [This message was edited Thu Feb 20 20:03:28 PST 2003 by IceNine] Can we stop waving now? Wave or don't wave at your whim. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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althom said: Can we stop waving now?
Good idea.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Can I make the cheese qusadillas? They're my specialty- I make sure the cheese spills out 'cause when u do that it makes the cheese taste like goldfish crackers!
Put some chicken and mushrooms in with that, and we can be best friends. Since Ice says we r god u can have mushrooms on yours if u like but ain't gon' be any on mine. How about the chicken then? Yes, chicken is good. VERY good. Can I add another principal?-"Chicken 4 every1!" | |
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IceNine said: althom said: IceNine said: You are all gods...
You are the masters of your own destiny... You are anything and everything that you want to be and nothing that you are told that you are... unless it is what you want to be... ... [This message was edited Thu Feb 20 20:03:28 PST 2003 by IceNine] Can we stop waving now? Wave or don't wave at your whim. Good! Now I can have a  | |
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PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Yes, chicken is good. VERY good. Can I add another principal?-"Chicken 4 every1!"
Yay for chicken! We need salsa, too. -------
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IceNine said: THE CHURCH OF THE SEVENTH DAY ATHEIST
I will provide further information on my new venture very soon, including a mission statement and a statement of principles. Why will there be a mission statement and a statement of principles? This church sounds like all the others!  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Yes, chicken is good. VERY good. Can I add another principal?-"Chicken 4 every1!"
Yay for chicken! We need salsa, too. Ok, but Ice started this thing so he's buyin'!  | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: THE CHURCH OF THE SEVENTH DAY ATHEIST
I will provide further information on my new venture very soon, including a mission statement and a statement of principles. Why will there be a mission statement and a statement of principles? This church sounds like all the others! Oh, no... nothing like the others... I intend to work from a foundation of personal responsibility and free choice. No commandments... no punishments... no rewards... no dogma. The only sin is not being true to yourself/engaging in herd mentality. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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PURPLEJACKSON9 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Yes, chicken is good. VERY good. Can I add another principal?-"Chicken 4 every1!"
Yay for chicken! We need salsa, too. Ok, but Ice started this thing so he's buyin'! It is strictly BYOC. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: THE CHURCH OF THE SEVENTH DAY ATHEIST
I will provide further information on my new venture very soon, including a mission statement and a statement of principles. Why will there be a mission statement and a statement of principles? This church sounds like all the others! Oh, no... nothing like the others... I intend to work from a foundation of personal responsibility and free choice. No commandments... no punishments... no rewards... no dogma. The only sin is not being true to yourself/engaging in herd mentality. Isn't that what we do anyways? Even the use of the word no, is against what you are trying to achieve...  | |
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IceNine said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Yes, chicken is good. VERY good. Can I add another principal?-"Chicken 4 every1!"
Yay for chicken! We need salsa, too. Ok, but Ice started this thing so he's buyin'! It is strictly BYOC. But u said I'm god so as god I priciple u 2 buy the chicken! | |
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This church is not some kind of sex thing for you, IceNine. Is it? | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: THE CHURCH OF THE SEVENTH DAY ATHEIST
I will provide further information on my new venture very soon, including a mission statement and a statement of principles. Why will there be a mission statement and a statement of principles? This church sounds like all the others! Oh, no... nothing like the others... I intend to work from a foundation of personal responsibility and free choice. No commandments... no punishments... no rewards... no dogma. The only sin is not being true to yourself/engaging in herd mentality. Isn't that what we do anyways? Even the use of the word no, is against what you are trying to achieve... Not really... the vast majority of people are content to follow and I would encourage others NOT to follow unless they really believe in what they are following. The use of the word "no" in relation to saying "no rewards, no punishment, etc." is not against what I would like to achieve, as I am not giving a command against something but am rather saying that there will be no promises of rewards, punishments or anything else. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Not really... the vast majority of people are content to follow and I would encourage others NOT to follow unless they really believe in what they are following.
The use of the word "no" in relation to saying "no rewards, no punishment, etc." is not against what I would like to achieve, as I am not giving a command against something but am rather saying that there will be no promises of rewards, punishments or anything else. What if that is what I want? | |
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PURPLEJACKSON9 said: IceNine said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Yes, chicken is good. VERY good. Can I add another principal?-"Chicken 4 every1!"
Yay for chicken! We need salsa, too. Ok, but Ice started this thing so he's buyin'! It is strictly BYOC. But u said I'm god so as god I priciple u 2 buy the chicken! You are your own god, as I am my own god... in a universe devoid of a creator, we are solely responsible for our own actions and therefore, we are our own gods. So... if you want chicken, be the master of your own destiny and purchase a quantity that is pleasing to you. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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althom said: This church is not some kind of sex thing for you, IceNine. Is it?
Certainly not, but I would encourage all members to engage in any consensual sexual act that they desire with any partner that is of a legal age. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: IceNine said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Yes, chicken is good. VERY good. Can I add another principal?-"Chicken 4 every1!"
Yay for chicken! We need salsa, too. Ok, but Ice started this thing so he's buyin'! It is strictly BYOC. But u said I'm god so as god I priciple u 2 buy the chicken! You are your own god, as I am my own god... in a universe devoid of a creator, we are solely responsible for our own actions and therefore, we are our own gods. So... if you want chicken, be the master of your own destiny and purchase a quantity that is pleasing to you. Do I really have 2 pay 4 the chicken 'cause as god I don't want 2. | |
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IceNine said: You are your own god, as I am my own god... in a universe devoid of a creator, we are solely responsible for our own actions and therefore, we are our own gods. So... if you want chicken, be the master of your own destiny and purchase a quantity that is pleasing to you. Stop trying to get out of buying the chicken  | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Not really... the vast majority of people are content to follow and I would encourage others NOT to follow unless they really believe in what they are following.
The use of the word "no" in relation to saying "no rewards, no punishment, etc." is not against what I would like to achieve, as I am not giving a command against something but am rather saying that there will be no promises of rewards, punishments or anything else. What if that is what I want? If you want to follow the herd and not think for yourself, you are not a very good candidate for the church. One of the ideas of my church will be to promote free thought and individuality. If you want rewards and punishments, you would find that my ideology would not be a good fit for you, as I will stress personal responsibility and the importance of ethics in a universe without a divine judge. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: You are your own god, as I am my own god... in a universe devoid of a creator, we are solely responsible for our own actions and therefore, we are our own gods. So... if you want chicken, be the master of your own destiny and purchase a quantity that is pleasing to you. Stop trying to get out of buying the chicken | |
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althom said: IceNine said: You are your own god, as I am my own god... in a universe devoid of a creator, we are solely responsible for our own actions and therefore, we are our own gods. So... if you want chicken, be the master of your own destiny and purchase a quantity that is pleasing to you. Stop trying to get out of buying the chicken  | |
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Not really... the vast majority of people are content to follow and I would encourage others NOT to follow unless they really believe in what they are following.
The use of the word "no" in relation to saying "no rewards, no punishment, etc." is not against what I would like to achieve, as I am not giving a command against something but am rather saying that there will be no promises of rewards, punishments or anything else. What if that is what I want? If you want to follow the herd and not think for yourself, you are not a very good candidate for the church. One of the ideas of my church will be to promote free thought and individuality. If you want rewards and punishments, you would find that my ideology would not be a good fit for you, as I will stress personal responsibility and the importance of ethics in a universe without a divine judge. Ummm...ok. | |
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