IceNine said:

Hi gophers

Well I guess it's bloody lube and fuckin' for me! I like this church!

althom said:

Can I be a nun?

Will there be any commandments? How 'bout "u shall not think other orgers r stupid & can't understand Icenine's pun's". Battier

Do you wanna be a nun, cuz you get nun?


(I know, I know... so predictable!)

Damn. Uh, May I be excused? I gotta go. Dammit!
I'll see ya guys later.

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

It wasn't a direct insult to you. Don't take it personal. PurpleJackson

The church will officially endorse:

Masturbation as a form of sexual release

Actions aimed at promoting the downfall of television

Civil disobedience in relation to unfair laws and practices

The freedom to express your sexuality in whatever manner you choose

Non-mandatory charity at the discretion of the member

Free thought and rejection of mass-market culture

Abolition of MTV, VH1 and BET

Boycotting Hollywood movies

...and many more things.

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

There will be no commandments, as no one is to be commanded... we are the masters of our own destiny and should be the captains of our own choices.

The title of this thread made me laugh!!!

Is spanking allowed?

IceNine said:

Potluck dinners

Vodka

Borscht.

Those too!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Okeyday!

LaVisHh said:

YES!!!

LaVisHh said:

I second that

IceNine said:

Is it better to give, or to receive oh great one?

IceNine said:

Let me get that down. "Commandment nuuumber 1: No commandments."

Can I run the Sunday School
this waving is like some kind of cult

LaVisHh said:

The church will officially endorse all consensual sexual contact between members 18 years old and above...

It is up to the members to choose which is better for them.

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

That is more of a statement of principles... call it "Principle number one."

althom said:

Will you spank little bot bots?

Can I make the cheese qusadillas? They're my specialty- I make sure the cheese spills out 'cause when u do that it makes the cheese taste like goldfish crackers!

althom said:

Sunday is but another day of the week, therefore Sunday school would have no more meaning than Monday school.

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

You may make food that is pleasing to your taste, as you are god and it pleases you.

Ten Commandments of the 7th days Atheists (proposed)

Note : Do not observe these commandments before they are reviewed and approved by our Leader.

1. Thou shall not believe in God.

2. Thou shall not believe in Satan.

3. Thou shall honor Sartre and Camus.

4. Thou shall kill nothing but time (except for dinner) .

5. Thou shall watch Bergman's God trilogy yearly.

6. Thou shall be friendly but firm with believers.

7. Thou shall not pray, only hope.

8. Thou shall not covet some spiritual security blanket.

9. Thou shall not swear using religious vernacular.

10. Thou shall behave ethically most of the time.
[This message was edited Thu Feb 20 19:58:48 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

You will be helping me "Sister Battier"

this waving is hurting my arm

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

Put some chicken and mushrooms in with that, and we can be best friends.

althom said:

Who do I look like? Michael Jackson?

IceNine said:

"Principle nuber 1: no commandments", number 2: No Sunday school on Mondays or any other day"

Aerogram said:

I like the guidelines, but I hate commandments... we should modify them to be suggestions, as my religion is to be based out of free thought and independence. You can even believe in the christian god if you wish, as long as you do not adhere to the dogma associated with the religion.