althom said:

Bingo is right out.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Hola, Rhonda

June7 said:

No money will ever be collected by my church.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

What about desserts? And wine? And mashed potatos and gravy?

Hola, Christopher
Hola, IceNine
Hola, June7

IceNine said:

Then how will you pay for all the wine I'm gonna drink?

Hi IceNine!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Yeah! What about a church fete. Battier can sell some of her cakes.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I knew about the friggin' pun, OK!
June7

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

You may serve whatever foods and condiments are pleasing to your palatte, as long as they are legal.

June7 said:

It is strictly BYOW.

This is such a sports minded church! We're all doing the wave!

June7 said:

Scratch that... all you fuckers are right out!

IceNine said:

Mmm..fava beans!

Can we kill chickens and dance in a chicken killin' frenzy?

I like this church!

June7 said:

No... harming animals is against the principles of the church founder... me.

Can we watch hockey games? Like, get together in the kitchen, with fava beans, finger sandwiches, and alcohol, and watch Detroit games?
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We have to work closely to prevent any schisms. Let's be an example for those divided christians.

IceNine said:

(crowd drops chickens... blood everywhere, chicken heads fall to the floor... you can hear a cricket chirping in the background... June7 steps on chicken, a crowd gathers around IceNine)... who gets right out?

Church goers are a fickle bunch.

althom said:

The church will officially endorse rain as a way to irrigate your lawn.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Why does Battier hog the church TV. I want to see Basketball

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I don't know what the fuck a "fava beak" is, but it sounds kinky...

So... okay!

Aerogram said:

Point taken and agreed.

althom said:

We will watch that too.

And boxing. And we'll all masturbate while watching Oscar de la Hoya..because he's pretty.

June7 said:

You all might as well lube up with that chicken blood and fuck each other because I am the founder and what I say goes... got it, fuck?

Can we invite Jim Jones? Now, He knows how to run a church!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Isn't masturbation a sin? And why am I waving all the time?

June7 said:

Jim Jones was a pussy and a lightweight... he had no philosophy and he fucked gophers.

althom said:

The only sin in the Church of the Seventh Day Atheist is herd mentality.