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2 fleas meet in a bar... Two fleas meet at a bar in Florida, and one of them is freezing cold.
The other asks why, and the first flea says, "To get here, I had to ride all the way from New Jersey on the mustache of some biker and I'm frozen solid!"
The other flea gives him advice on how to avoid such discomfort.
"Next time," he says, "just hang out in an airport ladies room and wait for a stewardess to come in. You can snuggle up between her legs where it's nice and warm, get some sleep, and when you wake up you'll be in Florida!"
The first flea says he will try it.
The next time they meet, the flea is once again shivering and cold. "Didn't you do what I told you?" his friend chided. "Yes!" the flea said. "I waited in the bathroom, I curled up between a stewardess legs...and the next thing I knew, I was riding on some bikers mustache again!"
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" I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may,- light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful." - John Constable | |
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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TGIF.... | |
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nice.. | |
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