"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan."-Eric Cantona.

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball...." - Rip Torn [Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)]

"Cocaine's A Helluva Drug" - Rick James [Chappelle's Show]

"America is still mostly xenophobic and racist. That's the nature of America, I think"

"Death comes at you no matter what you do in this life, and to equate drugs with death is a facile comparison."

"I mean, whatever kills you kills you, and your death is authentic no matter how you die."

"For me, the lame part of the Sixties was the political part, the social part. The real part was the spiritual part."

"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."

"And as far as I'm concerned, it's like I say, drugs are not the problem. Other stuff is the problem."

Said with a little bit more thought...

"I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem. Money's the problem. But drugs are just drugs."

"If we had any nerve at all, if we had any real balls as a society, or whatever you need, whatever quality you need, real character, we would make an effort to really address the wrongs in this society, righteously."

"I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like."

All from Jerry Garcia