Yeah...uhm...how long exactly would it take for a spaceship to reach us from Mars?

I need time to pack my bags and dig a hole.

Mysterious planet-sized object spotted near mercury

Is a giant, cloaked spaceship orbiting around Mercury?

That's been the speculation from some corners aftera camera onboard NASA's STEREO spacecraft caught a wave of electronically ...d material shooting out from the sun and hitting Mercury.

Theorists have seized on the images captured from the "coronal mass ejection" (CME) last week as suggestive of alien life hanging out in our own cosmic backyard. Specifically, the solar flare washing over Mercury appears to hit another object of comparable size. "It's cylindrical on either side and has a shape in the middle. It definitely looks like a ship to me, and very obviously, it's cloaked," YouTube-user siniXster sa...commentary on the footage, which has generated hundreds of thousands of views this week. Now, how this user was able to determine that the object was "obviously" a cloaked spaceship with no other natural explanation remains as much a mystery as the object itself.

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when you go on to read the full article there seems to be a logical explaination for it. ...but what I LOVE are the comments underneath! people are really funny sometimes!

^^ Yep.

Besides, if there is a ship staying intact through a solar flare big enough to hit Mercury they have no need to be doing any "hanging out". They could just move right in and harvest our minerals now.

Shorty said:

when you go on to read the full article there seems to be a logical explaination for it. ...but what I LOVE are the comments underneath! people are really funny sometimes!

(Hope you realized that I aptly titled the thread!)

Cerebus said:

^^ Yep.

Besides, if there is a ship staying intact through a solar flare big enough to hit Mercury they have no need to be doing any "hanging out". They could just move right in and harvest our minerals now.

It's not the minerals that concern me, it's our brains.

Aliens eat brains.

Where u been at?

PurpleJedi said:

Cerebus said:

^^ Yep.

Besides, if there is a ship staying intact through a solar flare big enough to hit Mercury they have no need to be doing any "hanging out". They could just move right in and harvest our minerals now.

It's not the minerals that concern me, it's our brains.

Aliens eat brains.

Where u been at?

If they take all our minerals our lives will affectively be ended. They can hang out in orbit and laugh while we eat each others brains.

Cerebus said:

PurpleJedi said:

It's not the minerals that concern me, it's our brains.

Aliens eat brains.

Where u been at?

If they take all our minerals our lives will affectively be ended. They can hang out in orbit and laugh while we eat each others brains.

Eating human brains leads to "mad human disease". seriously.

Kill your neighbor and eat the thighs, arms, and buttcheeks.

I wonder what wine goes with sauteed ass?

PurpleJedi said:

Cerebus said:

If they take all our minerals our lives will affectively be ended. They can hang out in orbit and laugh while we eat each others brains.

Eating human brains leads to "mad human disease". seriously.

Kill your neighbor and eat the thighs, arms, and buttcheeks.

I wonder what wine goes with sauteed ass?

Hmm. I would imagine it depends on the age of the ass. Don't you think? Some tough old ass might need a heavier red. While a sweet young (legal people! we ain't goin' there!) could probably be served with a nice chardonay.

I just hope I can have sex with them

JoeTyler said:

I just hope I can have sex with them

I totally agree. Seriously. If aliens did ever land I would be like, "Oo! Oo! Take me! Take me!" I don't even care what happens.

JoeTyler said:

I just hope I can have sex with them

She's ready for ya-!

PurpleJedi said:

JoeTyler said:

I just hope I can have sex with them

She's ready for ya-!

You could use her eye stalks as grips and go at that mouth pretty hard.

PurpleJedi said:

JoeTyler said:

I just hope I can have sex with them

She's ready for ya-!

I've seen worse

Cerebus said:

PurpleJedi said:

She's ready for ya-!

You could use her eye stalks as grips and go at that mouth pretty hard.

JoeTyler said:

PurpleJedi said:

She's ready for ya-!

I've seen worse

Sorry, I've never been to the Jersey Shore...

PurpleJedi said:

JoeTyler said:

I've seen worse

Sorry, I've never been to the Jersey Shore...

"Hey-yooooooo!"

PurpleJedi said:

JoeTyler said:

I've seen worse

Sorry, I've never been to the Jersey Shore...

they look fine

Snooki is a troll. Like, the dolls. Hold one up next to a picture of her and tell me I'm wrong. The rest of them I wouldn't know if I ran them over and stopped to offer assistance.

Great...the apocalypse is coming and I'm dying without ever realizing true love..

Let the war of the worlds begin...

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Great...the apocalypse is coming and I'm dying without ever realizing true love..

Let the war of the worlds begin...

Well...erm...uhm...you are welcome to share my underground bunker...

PurpleJedi said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Great...the apocalypse is coming and I'm dying without ever realizing true love..

Let the war of the worlds begin...

Well...erm...uhm...you are welcome to share my underground bunker...

I see what you did there...

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

PurpleJedi said:

Well...erm...uhm...you are welcome to share my underground bunker...

I see what you did there...

Just saving your life.

PurpleJedi said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

I see what you did there...

Just saving your life.

Well alright then...thanks!

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

PurpleJedi said:

Just saving your life.

Well alright then...thanks!

I'll make sure to bring the jimmy cap...er...I mean foil caps so they can't read our thoughts.

PurpleJedi said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Well alright then...thanks!

I'll make sure to bring the jimmy cap...er...I mean foil caps so they can't read our thoughts.

JoeTyler said:

I just hope I can have sex with them

They can probe me as long as they're hot

SometimesIwonder said:

Is this planting the seed for the upcoming staged alien invasion? Lol I need to stay off that David Icke website!

Grab your foil hats and RUN!!!!!

SometimesIwonder said:

Is this planting the seed for the upcoming staged alien invasion? Lol I need to stay off that David Icke website!

Nah, it's understandable if you go to that site. I do every now & again.
Simply b'cuz... sometimes I wonder.

PurpleJedi said:

Shorty said:

when you go on to read the full article there seems to be a logical explaination for it. ...but what I LOVE are the comments underneath! people are really funny sometimes!

(Hope you realized that I aptly titled the thread!)

Oh I didn't see that particular comment.