Yearly physical. All I've got to say is:

and

"Ladies, I'm sorry."

...Actually, my most-recent ex was into it.

...I will have to talk to that girl.

that's lovely, however, you haven't really lived until you've ejoyed your first colonoscopy

Prostate Cancer awareness

ps: any pictures? thanks!

you are very wise getting things checked out - even though it is momentarily uncomfortable it could save your life

question though.............. what the hell makes a child grow up to be a PROCTOLOGIST not being funny but they must love their job somehow to look up people's arse all day every day (bummer!)

i have never had that done . i will never forget when i was around 35 , a buddy i worked with told me that he had it done and he fainted !

so i was all nervous that time i had to go to the doctor .. and this new doctor comes in .. and all i could do was look at the size of his frickin fingers ! ! ! they were fuckin huge !!!

luckily . he didnt go there ...

the last time i was at the doc ... he said they start it when i get older ... forget if he said 45 , or 50 or what ... hmmmm... not sure .... if i want it done ... i think i will wait til they come up with a patient friendly way of doing it ! ! !

Aaaahhh...so you went to the doctor?

And I seriously thought this was about you getting fucked in the ass by your girlfriend with the help of a strap-on dildo.

ColAngus said:

i have never had that done . i will never forget when i was around 35 , a buddy i worked with told me that he had it done and he fainted !

so i was all nervous that time i had to go to the doctor .. and this new doctor comes in .. and all i could do was look at the size of his frickin fingers ! ! ! they were fuckin huge !!!

luckily . he didnt go there ...

the last time i was at the doc ... he said they start it when i get older ... forget if he said 45 , or 50 or what ... hmmmm... not sure .... if i want it done ... i think i will wait til they come up with a patient friendly way of doing it ! ! !

What is your families cancer history?

Some of my cousins have prostate cancer running on both sides of the family. They started early. Most definitely be aware of what your family has died from in the past. (I also don't think that there are any side effects to having it done, are there?)

XxAxX said:

that's lovely, however, you haven't really lived until you've ejoyed your first colonoscopy

Actually, I think the first one was a colonoscopy.

Machaela said:

Prostate Cancer awareness

XxAxX said:

ps: any pictures? thanks!

One:

ColAngus said:

all i could do was look at the size of his frickin fingers

Ouch.

KoolEaze said:

Aaaahhh...so you went to the doctor?

Who said anything about that?

Efan said:

Ouch.

You can say that again. Or, maybe, "Whoa, whoa whoa - stop the clock!"

Ace said:

Machaela said:

Prostate Cancer awareness

Ace said:

Efan said:

Ouch.

You can say that again. Or, maybe, "Whoa, whoa whoa - stop the clock!"

Oh please.

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JustErin said:

Ace said:

You can say that again. Or, maybe, "Whoa, whoa whoa - stop the clock!"

Oh please.

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I know. I had my test for the first time this year and it was nothing. Maybe it's because I have a hot female doctor.

Ace said:

Efan said:

Ouch.

You can say that again. Or, maybe, "Whoa, whoa whoa - stop the clock!"

I remember the first time my doctor did the old sneak attack with my butthole. A little warning would have been nice!

As far as the colonoscopy, I didn't mind the procedure itself. I did feel the camera pulled out of my butt and my drugged ass asked "Oh, are we done?" which made the whole room laugh. I hated the prep for it and don't know how I will ever do that again.

violator said:

Wait... I thought they do those now with a blood test??

The best way to check for prostate cancer is to do both the prostate-specific antigen blood test and the digital rectal exam. The blood test by itself doesn't detect all tumors.

Ace said:

XxAxX said:

that's lovely, however, you haven't really lived until you've ejoyed your first colonoscopy

Actually, I think the first one was a colonoscopy.

oh. you had The Procedure. sorry for joking around. a colonoscopy is not really as fun as my prior posts might have led folks to believe

I've never had it done. My doctor asks me every year can she do it and I tell her no. I just can't stand to have anything up my ass. I know I need to have it done but I can't go through with the pain.

I had my doctor laughing so hard two years ago that she was in tears laughing. I told her that I had gone to a dentist and had two wisdom teeth pulled. The dentist put me to sleep and I have absolutely no memory of it other than when I woke up. I didn't even know that they had put stitches in my mouth also until they started coming out on their own. When I went back to the dentist for a followup, I told him that if I had known that it was going to be like that, I would have given him the number to my regular doctor and have her to come over and put her finger up my ass while I'm still asleep.

vainandy said:

I've never had it done. My doctor asks me every year can she do it and I tell her no. I just can't stand to have anything up my ass. I know I need to have it done but I can't go through with the pain.

If you feel pain then the doctor is doing it wrong.

Or you have some serious problems going on back there.

JuliePurplehead said:

I remember the first time my doctor did the old sneak attack

That's what I got. The first time, he said, "I'll just be in here for a minute".

JuliePurplehead said:

As far as the colonoscopy, I didn't mind the procedure itself. I did feel the camera pulled out of my butt and my drugged ass asked "Oh, are we done?" which made the whole room laugh. I hated the prep for it and don't know how I will ever do that again.

Yeah, the prep was just riDONKulous. I remember groggily feeling the camera poking around at some point, but mostly I was just out of it.

sextonseven said:

vainandy said:

I've never had it done. My doctor asks me every year can she do it and I tell her no. I just can't stand to have anything up my ass. I know I need to have it done but I can't go through with the pain.

If you feel pain then the doctor is doing it wrong.

Or you have some serious problems going on back there.

Anything that goes further than you can wipe with toilet paper is going to hurt. In other words, anything that goes into the actual hole. I remember those Preperation H's when I was growing up and they hurt like hell going in. I had to be physically held down when they were put in too.

Good stuff !

More men should.

Ladies... get your titties mashed.. mamograms are a good thing too! Gotta get mashed and poked to make sure you catch any cancer before it gets outta control. ( @ )( @ )