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Reply #120 posted 02/20/03 10:40pm

Moonbeam

SuperC said:

Moonbeam said:

SuperC said:

Moonbeam said:

SuperC said:

Three rings in a row
Don't have to say who it is
Still got one to go


This will be the year
The Lakers' ambivalence
Costs them one more ring


Poor bitter moonbeam
Join the Lakers bandwagon
and you too will smile


To join that dumptruck
I'd have to sell my soul, but
I'm not devil-lish.

evil


Evil we are not
heaven is purple and gold
join us in the fun


Wolf in sheep's clothing,
I won't jump in the sewer
also called "Showtime"
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Reply #121 posted 02/20/03 11:54pm

Natsume

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Moonie I love you
Hopefully a shark won't come,
grow legs, and eat us

shake
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #122 posted 02/21/03 12:41am

Moonbeam

Natsume said:

Moonie I love you
Hopefully a shark won't come,
grow legs, and eat us

shake


lol Classic!





















But scary! boxed
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Reply #123 posted 02/21/03 12:44am

Natsume

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sharks eek

Who's gonna start a thread for sonnets now? I've been cranking them out like mad lately. Just ask Christopher, he's had to suffer through them.

evillol
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #124 posted 02/21/03 12:45am

Moonbeam

Natsume said:

sharks eek

Who's gonna start a thread for sonnets now? I've been cranking them out like mad lately. Just ask Christopher, he's had to suffer through them.

evillol


Pamela my love
Easy to talk to and fun
So what's not to love?

wink
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Reply #125 posted 02/21/03 12:46am

Moonbeam

Slowly gnawing me
The shark's sharp teeth grind my bones
Just another meal
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Reply #126 posted 02/21/03 12:48am

Natsume

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Moonbeam said:

Slowly gnawing me
The shark's sharp teeth grind my bones
Just another meal

omfg!!
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #127 posted 02/21/03 12:50am

Moonbeam

Tigers, hammerheads,
makos, threshers, and great whites
Silently stalk Pam

evillol
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Reply #128 posted 02/21/03 12:51am

Natsume

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Moonbeam said:

Tigers, hammerheads,
makos, threshers, and great whites
Silently stalk Pam

evillol

evillol evillol

Okay, that is just TOO funny! You clever boy biggrin
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #129 posted 02/21/03 12:53am

Moonbeam

"Knock, knock!" "Who is it?"
"Land shark." "Eek! What do you want?"
"To wine and dine you!"
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Reply #130 posted 02/21/03 12:55am

Moonbeam

Eighty razor teeth
Pierce the tender Pammy flesh
The ocean turns red
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Reply #131 posted 02/21/03 12:56am

Natsume

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Moonbeam said:

"Knock, knock!" "Who is it?"
"Land shark." "Eek! What do you want?"
"To wine and dine you!"

LMAO

Sharks scare the living
hell out of me. But Moonbeam's
haikus make me cry!

cry

mr.green
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #132 posted 02/21/03 12:58am

Natsume

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Moonbeam said:

Eighty razor teeth
Pierce the tender Pammy flesh
The ocean turns red

Legs dangling, flailing
arms. Here comes Jaws and Moonie
is now shark dinner.

mr.green
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #133 posted 02/21/03 1:00am

Moonbeam

From the sea surface
Comes a giant dorsal fin
Yamamoto's toast...
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Reply #134 posted 02/21/03 1:02am

Moonbeam

In utter horror
Pam watches her small body
Slide down the shark's throat
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Reply #135 posted 02/21/03 1:03am

Natsume

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Moonbeam said:

From the sea surface
Comes a giant dorsal fin
Yamamoto's toast...

lol

The shark sees me. But
he prefers a much bigger
person next to me. Tasty!

mr.green
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #136 posted 02/21/03 1:10am

Christopher

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I like BP&J
on wonder bread
with the crusts cutt off.
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Reply #137 posted 02/21/03 1:11am

Moonbeam

Natsume said:

Moonbeam said:

From the sea surface
Comes a giant dorsal fin
Yamamoto's toast...

lol

The shark sees me. But
he prefers a much bigger
person next to me. Tasty!

mr.green


I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend- I'm a
Shark- your life will end!
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Reply #138 posted 02/21/03 1:12am

Moonbeam

What's worse than a shark?
20 sharks shredding Pammy's
Body to pieces
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Reply #139 posted 02/21/03 1:14am

Moonbeam

Sharks are not choosy
Pam stands four feet eleven
Big enough to eat!
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Reply #140 posted 02/21/03 1:15am

Natsume

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Poor Ian. Soon he
will be featured on the site
sharkattacks.com
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #141 posted 02/21/03 1:16am

Moonbeam

Natsume said:

Poor Ian. Soon he
will be featured on the site
sharkattacks.com


Certainly I will
I will be mourning the loss
Of my dear friend Pam!
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Reply #142 posted 02/21/03 1:17am

Christopher

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this is a photo of my dear wife
i love her
shut up
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Reply #143 posted 02/21/03 1:18am

Natsume

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Moonbeam said:

Natsume said:

Poor Ian. Soon he
will be featured on the site
sharkattacks.com


Certainly I will
I will be mourning the loss
Of my dear friend Pam!

evillol evillol evillol

Ian is crazy.
Right now he's looking for the
purple banana

disbelief
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #144 posted 02/21/03 1:19am

Moonbeam

Natsume said:

Moonbeam said:

Natsume said:

Poor Ian. Soon he
will be featured on the site
sharkattacks.com


Certainly I will
I will be mourning the loss
Of my dear friend Pam!

evillol evillol evillol

Ian is crazy.
Right now he's looking for the
purple banana

disbelief


At least I have eyes
Mine weren't gouged out forcefully
By hungry shark teeth!
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Reply #145 posted 02/21/03 1:22am

Natsume

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Moonbeam said:

At least I have eyes
Mine weren't gouged out forcefully
By hungry shark teeth!

We can both thank God
We aren't Aussies and writing
haikus 7-5-7 wink


mr.green
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #146 posted 02/21/03 1:24am

Moonbeam

Natsume said:

Moonbeam said:

At least I have eyes
Mine weren't gouged out forcefully
By hungry shark teeth!

We can both thank God
We aren't Aussies and writing
haikus 7-5-7 wink


mr.green


Bass ackwards Ziva
Lost her remaining marbles
A long time ago.

nuts
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Reply #147 posted 02/21/03 1:27am

Muse2noPharaoh

MrBliss said:

mrdespues said:

MrBliss said:


"I just want to be nude".
Sorry, it just came into my head. wink


Are you talking about me? I thought I told you to leave me alone! I'm not showing you any nude pictures! mad


.
actually that was althom that said that... you basically fucked up... made a mistake...got it wrong ... failed...etc etc etc


lol lol eek lol
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Reply #148 posted 02/21/03 1:27am

Natsume

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Remember this, Moon?
is me, is you, is Chrissy,
and is for Ziva.
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #149 posted 02/21/03 1:31am

Moonbeam

Natsume said:

Remember this, Moon?
is me, is you, is Chrissy,
and is for Ziva.


Such great memories
Yahoo will live forever!
And Ziva IS bats!

nuts
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