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Reply #30 posted 02/19/03 10:30pm

MrBliss

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

MrBliss wb hun wave hug



hey groover hug
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Reply #31 posted 02/19/03 10:43pm

AlfofMelmak

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Thanx 9sy

the cool 2the9s
split between beer and ripple
put on your mumu
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #32 posted 02/19/03 10:45pm

rdhull

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2the9s said:

Haiku rdhull

I cannot pronounce
"rdhull," though I pretend to.
This is all he gets.

schweet...

rdhull pronounced "r".."d"..hull
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #33 posted 02/19/03 11:51pm

mrdespues

MrBliss said:

mrdespues

he likes to look good
the org girls want him naked
but he's without schlong


MrBliss:

he thinks he's king duck
but he's more like mama duck
he has no penis


.
[This message was edited Wed Feb 19 23:57:28 PST 2003 by mrdespues]
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Reply #34 posted 02/19/03 11:57pm

Natsume

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Christopher my dear
Thanks so much and worry not -
No trouble caused here.

hug
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #35 posted 02/19/03 11:59pm

Natsume

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9s - yes, it is true!
I enjoy your company
But you still smell bad

mr.green
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #36 posted 02/20/03 12:04am

Muse2noPharaoh

mrdespues said:

MrBliss said:

mrdespues

he likes to look good
the org girls want him naked
but he's without schlong


MrBliss:

he thinks he's king duck
but he's more like mama duck
he has no penis


.
[This message was edited Wed Feb 19 23:57:28 PST 2003 by mrdespues]




ooo ooo You are so gonna get it now! fight
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Reply #37 posted 02/20/03 12:04am

Natsume

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Diva my best friend
Never fails to cheer me up
The sweetest orgnotes

hug
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #38 posted 02/20/03 12:07am

mrdespues

Muse2noPharaoh said:

mrdespues said:

MrBliss said:

mrdespues

he likes to look good
the org girls want him naked
but he's without schlong


MrBliss:

he thinks he's king duck
but he's more like mama duck
he has no penis


.
[This message was edited Wed Feb 19 23:57:28 PST 2003 by mrdespues]




ooo ooo You are so gonna get it now! fight


evillol
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Reply #39 posted 02/20/03 12:12am

Natsume

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Hey! Wherefore art thou?
Sweet Christopher, SoCal friend
Haul ass to yahoo

evil

mr.green
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #40 posted 02/20/03 3:20am

2the9s

Haiku Haystack

I keep searching for
Something funny in his posts,
A needle in a...
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Reply #41 posted 02/20/03 3:21am

2the9s

Haiku Diva

Her avatar eye
Seems to be looking at me.
Damn that creeps me out.






Edit the Haiku
And hope no one notices
Edit the Haiku
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Reply #42 posted 02/20/03 3:26am

2the9s

Haiku Haiku

Haiku in the morn,
Before coffee has kicked in.
Fuck this shit, I'm gone.
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Reply #43 posted 02/20/03 3:29am

MrBliss

mrdespues said:

MrBliss said:

mrdespues

he likes to look good
the org girls want him naked
but he's without schlong


MrBliss:

he thinks he's king duck
but he's more like mama duck
he has no penis





Wow! ...a no dick reference in the last line...how positively original!! .. rolleyes ... in fact...i showed your creation to my little nephew.... he was so impressed he told me to tell ya....










































[This message was edited Thu Feb 20 3:53:43 PST 2003 by MrBliss]
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Reply #44 posted 02/20/03 4:07am

MrBliss

Aaron

deliciously dry
get's a kick out of war games
showed us his poo poo
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Reply #45 posted 02/20/03 4:54am

IstenSzek

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IceNine

Time/Space collider
told Humme and Kant he was
phobic of spiders


MrBliss

young as his daughter
the chick that he boned went and
drank his bathwater


Nep2Nes

Never did know ya
They asked 'are you mad?', you said
"Fuck it, I'll show ya!!".


Endorphine74

Thom, stop your snoring
the sounds of this orgy are
no use ignoring


IstenSzek

As Duchovney said
"Just forget about Téa
and come back to bed".


KlhK

Surgical gloves and
a big bowl of straws, she will
suck juice from your gland...


GooeyTheHamster

Dutchman in Paris
He's tall dark and handsome and
he's often been kissed.


2the9's

Tasty avatar,
androgynous yet risqué
-Quick shag in my car?


Prince.Org

And y'all are to me
Buddah on a lotusleaf
Zephyr in my Tea



For some bizarre reason I can never manage to write a
decent Haiku. They always end up sounding like fucking
nursery rhymes. I'm in love with Ginsberg's Haiku's tho.
[This message was edited Thu Feb 20 5:12:07 PST 2003 by IstenSzek]
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #46 posted 02/20/03 5:21am

Haystack

2the9s said:

Haiku Haystack

I keep searching for
Something funny in his posts,
A needle in a...


Haiku 2the9s

Bitch, bitch, bitch
You're a bitch
Suck my cock, bitch.
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Reply #47 posted 02/20/03 5:25am

IstenSzek

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Haystack said:

2the9s said:

Haiku Haystack

I keep searching for
Something funny in his posts,
A needle in a...


Haiku 2the9s

Bitch, bitch, bitch
You're a bitch
Suck my cock, bitch.



Your Haiku is even worse than mine smile
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #48 posted 02/20/03 6:08am

LaVisHh

These are great!

I'm working on a few. biggrin

Great thread, 9s!
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Reply #49 posted 02/20/03 7:54am

IstenSzek

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IceNice [2nd Haiku]

Costume et Cravate,
Fermeture de son oeil vert,
Il ouvre le noir





Shausler

Our poet and mime
he spits out his clever rhymes
a dozen a dime

lol



MrDespues

Oh how I wonder
If Mr Despues seen my
girl from down under

wink



CarrieLee

Salvador phoned me,
Said his new painting is called
Signature with jugs.



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[This message was edited Thu Feb 20 8:04:15 PST 2003 by IstenSzek]
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #50 posted 02/20/03 9:20am

teller

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My 3,000th post
My wife is an org-widow
No clean socks for me
Fear is the mind-killer.
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Reply #51 posted 02/20/03 9:43am

XxAxX

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sarcasm and wit
spending time at prince dot org
the best things in life
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Reply #52 posted 02/20/03 9:49am

CarrieLee

2the9s is mean
he always forgets Carrie
may he be slaughtered


evil
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Reply #53 posted 02/20/03 10:23am

2the9s

Haikus are poems for
Ordinary folk, unlike
Carrie the Goddess.
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Reply #54 posted 02/20/03 10:33am

CarrieLee

2the9s said:

Haikus are poems for
Ordinary folk, unlike
Carrie the Goddess.



rolleyes
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Reply #55 posted 02/20/03 10:44am

chickengrease

chicken tastes real good
chicken avatar sexy
chicken strip for you
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Reply #56 posted 02/20/03 11:47am

2the9s

Haiku Oceana

Oceana comes,
An angel of destruction,
Leveling the threads.
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Reply #57 posted 02/20/03 11:48am

2the9s

Carrie better stop
Or I will come round her door,
Like a coyote.
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Reply #58 posted 02/20/03 11:50am

2the9s

Haiku sag

Sag is a great friend.
She means a whole lot to me.
heh heh Not really.
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Reply #59 posted 02/20/03 11:51am

2the9s

Haiku Shaulser

Shausler are you there?
You are the true Org poet.
Spare them from my crap.
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