vainandy said:

sextonseven said:

If you feel pain then the doctor is doing it wrong.

Or you have some serious problems going on back there.

Anything that goes further than you can wipe with toilet paper is going to hurt. In other words, anything that goes into the actual hole. I remember those Preperation H's when I was growing up and they hurt like hell going in. I had to be physically held down when they were put in too.

I hope when you finally do get your exam, your doctor uses lots of

sextonseven said:

vainandy said:

Anything that goes further than you can wipe with toilet paper is going to hurt. In other words, anything that goes into the actual hole. I remember those Preperation H's when I was growing up and they hurt like hell going in. I had to be physically held down when they were put in too.

I hope when you finally do get your exam, your doctor uses lots of

I hope they put me to sleep. If I ever have a operation (hopefully never), when they put me to sleep, I'm going to tell them to stick their finger up my ass while I'm asleep.

My doctor had told me when I turned 40 that she was going to insist. I'm 44 now but when I went to take my physical when I was 40, I was so scared that my blood pressure was sky high, higher than she'd ever seen it before. I was also worried because I had seen a few drops of blood in my stool a few times. I let her look up at my asshole and she said it looked to be a dead hemorroid that just didn't have any feeling anymore. She also told me at that time, that she studies my blood very closely every time they draw blood and if it looked strange, she would insist on doing the test. That put my mind at ease a little because I didn't know that they could kinda tell by looking at your blood when they draw it for other things.