Thank God the only drama I had was in having a hard time digesting the food.

None. It was like heaven

scriptgirl said:

Thank God the only drama I had was in having a hard time digesting the food.

Who did the cooking?

Never any drama at my table since its just me and my kids....

but MY father drunk called me late at night... again.

he wanted advice on what he should do...

stay with a hair dresser because she set him up in a fancy Florida mansion she is house sitting for a couple who is NEVER home but many one month out of the year, so they are squatters in a fancy home

or...

go and be homeless with a young exotic dancer or 24 years ... the same one he abandoned his live-in girl friend of 30 years and their 11 year old daughter , for....

while he was telling be about the life style of living in a gated community and how wonderful it was to NOT have to deal with any kids .... he also made comparisons to the hairdresser and the 24 years old stripper and how wonderful his little "tiger" was in bed and how he couldn't decide between the awesome sex or the easy living.

yeah... I told him to get a vasectomy because I was done with meeting new siblings.

Fuck.. I am 40... and I have a sister of 11 ( she makes the 3rd sibling out of wedlock I've met) years and God only knows how many more siblings I have. SMDH

I am glad now he was never present in my childhood. It was a mixed blessing not to have his sorry influence in my life. He saved me much drama by his absense.

I should have told him I was glad he didn't raise me. He didn't mess up my holiday, but he is a real piece of work. 60 year old gigolo fucking a stripper who is old enough to be his granddaughter.

Sorry had to vent... my family is so dysfunctional. No wonder I stay away.

paintedlady said:

Never any drama at my table since its just me and my kids....

but MY father drunk called me late at night... again.

he wanted advice on what he should do...

stay with a hair dresser because she set him up in a fancy Florida mansion she is house sitting for a couple who is NEVER home but many one month out of the year, so they are squatters in a fancy home

or...

go and be homeless with a young exotic dancer or 24 years ... the same one he abandoned his live-in girl friend of 30 years and their 11 year old daughter , for....

while he was telling be about the life style of living in a gated community and how wonderful it was to NOT have to deal with any kids .... he also made comparisons to the hairdresser and the 24 years old stripper and how wonderful his little "tiger" was in bed and how he couldn't decide between the awesome sex or the easy living.

yeah... I told him to get a vasectomy because I was done with meeting new siblings.

Fuck.. I am 40... and I have a sister of 11 ( she makes the 3rd sibling out of wedlock I've met) years and God only knows how many more siblings I have. SMDH

I am glad now he was never present in my childhood. It was a mixed blessing not to have his sorry influence in my life. He saved me much drama by his absense.

I should have told him I was glad he didn't raise me. He didn't mess up my holiday, but he is a real piece of work. 60 year old gigolo fucking a stripper who is old enough to be his granddaughter.

Sorry had to vent... my family is so dysfunctional. No wonder I stay away.

I almost had drama, probably, BUT I did a good job of avoiding it.

paintedlady said:

Never any drama at my table since its just me and my kids....

but MY father drunk called me late at night... again.

he wanted advice on what he should do...

stay with a hair dresser because she set him up in a fancy Florida mansion she is house sitting for a couple who is NEVER home but many one month out of the year, so they are squatters in a fancy home

or...

go and be homeless with a young exotic dancer or 24 years ... the same one he abandoned his live-in girl friend of 30 years and their 11 year old daughter , for....

while he was telling be about the life style of living in a gated community and how wonderful it was to NOT have to deal with any kids .... he also made comparisons to the hairdresser and the 24 years old stripper and how wonderful his little "tiger" was in bed and how he couldn't decide between the awesome sex or the easy living.

yeah... I told him to get a vasectomy because I was done with meeting new siblings.

Fuck.. I am 40... and I have a sister of 11 ( she makes the 3rd sibling out of wedlock I've met) years and God only knows how many more siblings I have. SMDH

I am glad now he was never present in my childhood. It was a mixed blessing not to have his sorry influence in my life. He saved me much drama by his absense.

I should have told him I was glad he didn't raise me. He didn't mess up my holiday, but he is a real piece of work. 60 year old gigolo fucking a stripper who is old enough to be his granddaughter.

Sorry had to vent... my family is so dysfunctional. No wonder I stay away.

Girl, I guarantee you that if you go rent " The Ice Storm", Little Miss Sunshine", or "Running With Scissors", you won't feel so bad about your fam afterwards. You'll be like, 'oh, damn ...nah.....I'm a'ight' .

Ottensen said:

paintedlady said:

Never any drama at my table since its just me and my kids....

but MY father drunk called me late at night... again.

he wanted advice on what he should do...

stay with a hair dresser because she set him up in a fancy Florida mansion she is house sitting for a couple who is NEVER home but many one month out of the year, so they are squatters in a fancy home

or...

go and be homeless with a young exotic dancer or 24 years ... the same one he abandoned his live-in girl friend of 30 years and their 11 year old daughter , for....

while he was telling be about the life style of living in a gated community and how wonderful it was to NOT have to deal with any kids .... he also made comparisons to the hairdresser and the 24 years old stripper and how wonderful his little "tiger" was in bed and how he couldn't decide between the awesome sex or the easy living.

yeah... I told him to get a vasectomy because I was done with meeting new siblings.

Fuck.. I am 40... and I have a sister of 11 ( she makes the 3rd sibling out of wedlock I've met) years and God only knows how many more siblings I have. SMDH

I am glad now he was never present in my childhood. It was a mixed blessing not to have his sorry influence in my life. He saved me much drama by his absense.

I should have told him I was glad he didn't raise me. He didn't mess up my holiday, but he is a real piece of work. 60 year old gigolo fucking a stripper who is old enough to be his granddaughter.

Sorry had to vent... my family is so dysfunctional. No wonder I stay away.

Girl, I guarantee you that if you go rent " The Ice Storm", Little Miss Sunshine", or "Running With Scissors", you won't feel so bad about your fam afterwards. You'll be like, 'oh, damn ...nah.....I'm a'ight' .

God bless you guys for being able to understand my posts despite all the typos.

But yeah... I learned to understand that parents are just people who can make mistakes long ago.

Before I met my mess of a father I would visit my aunts and uncles and think "aw hells no... all of you guys are just all kinds of wrong".

I just knew who I DIDN'T want to be like.

paintedlady said:

Ottensen said:

Girl, I guarantee you that if you go rent " The Ice Storm", Little Miss Sunshine", or "Running With Scissors", you won't feel so bad about your fam afterwards. You'll be like, 'oh, damn ...nah.....I'm a'ight' .

God bless you guys for being able to understand my posts despite all the typos.

But yeah... I learned to understand that parents are just people who can make mistakes long ago.

Before I met my mess of a father I would visit my aunts and uncles and think "aw hells no... all of you guys are just all kinds of wrong".

I just knew who I DIDN'T want to be like.

Well u def have come out betta' than THAT.

p.s. - uhm...next time u speak 2 ur dad...erm...just find out what the hell he puts in his cereal every day. Just out of curiosity of course.

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

God bless you guys for being able to understand my posts despite all the typos.

But yeah... I learned to understand that parents are just people who can make mistakes long ago.

Before I met my mess of a father I would visit my aunts and uncles and think "aw hells no... all of you guys are just all kinds of wrong".

I just knew who I DIDN'T want to be like.

Well u def have come out betta' than THAT.

p.s. - uhm...next time u speak 2 ur dad...erm...just find out what the hell he puts in his cereal every day. Just out of curiosity of course.

He was born cocky.

He thinks his green eyes and tanned skin will make any woman swoon, so he stays on "creepay/sleazey" all the time. He's such a ho I don't think he has an ounce of shame in him.

.....he drinks cafe con leche, just like me and you.

PurpleJedi said:

We had a big can of drama at our dinner table this year,
but nobody bothered to open it.
So, afterwards, I just stuck it back into the fridge & decided to save it for Christmas dinner.

If no one partakes of it then,
I'll probably just end up donating it to the poor.

Or better yet,
I'll donate it here, to the org.
Y'all seem to gobble this kind of shit up.

Visionnaire said:

Visionnaire said:

We had a big can of drama at our dinner table this year,
but nobody bothered to open it.
So, afterwards, I just stuck it back into the fridge & decided to save it for Christmas dinner.

If no one partakes of it then,
I'll probably just end up donating it to the poor.

Or better yet,
I'll donate it here, to the org.
Y'all seem to gobble this kind of shit up.

Ah yes, I think I know who you are now...

JustErin said:

Visionnaire said:

We had a big can of drama at our dinner table this year,
but nobody bothered to open it.
So, afterwards, I just stuck it back into the fridge & decided to save it for Christmas dinner.

If no one partakes of it then,
I'll probably just end up donating it to the poor.

Or better yet,
I'll donate it here, to the org.
Y'all seem to gobble this kind of shit up.

Ah yes, I think I know who you are now...

paintedlady, i am sorry

Visionnaire said:

We had a big can of drama at our dinner table this year,
but nobody bothered to open it.
So, afterwards, I just stuck it back into the fridge & decided to save it for Christmas dinner.

If no one partakes of it then,
I'll probably just end up donating it to the poor.

Or better yet,
I'll donate it here, to the org.
Y'all seem to gobble this kind of shit up.

paintedlady said:

Never any drama at my table since its just me and my kids....

but MY father drunk called me late at night... again.

he wanted advice on what he should do...

stay with a hair dresser because she set him up in a fancy Florida mansion she is house sitting for a couple who is NEVER home but many one month out of the year, so they are squatters in a fancy home

or...

go and be homeless with a young exotic dancer or 24 years ... the same one he abandoned his live-in girl friend of 30 years and their 11 year old daughter , for....

while he was telling be about the life style of living in a gated community and how wonderful it was to NOT have to deal with any kids .... he also made comparisons to the hairdresser and the 24 years old stripper and how wonderful his little "tiger" was in bed and how he couldn't decide between the awesome sex or the easy living.

yeah... I told him to get a vasectomy because I was done with meeting new siblings.

Fuck.. I am 40... and I have a sister of 11 ( she makes the 3rd sibling out of wedlock I've met) years and God only knows how many more siblings I have. SMDH

I am glad now he was never present in my childhood. It was a mixed blessing not to have his sorry influence in my life. He saved me much drama by his absense.

I should have told him I was glad he didn't raise me. He didn't mess up my holiday, but he is a real piece of work. 60 year old gigolo fucking a stripper who is old enough to be his granddaughter.

Sorry had to vent... my family is so dysfunctional. No wonder I stay away.

Well he did put you on this Earth, so at least he did something right.

retina said:

paintedlady said:

Never any drama at my table since its just me and my kids....

but MY father drunk called me late at night... again.

he wanted advice on what he should do...

stay with a hair dresser because she set him up in a fancy Florida mansion she is house sitting for a couple who is NEVER home but many one month out of the year, so they are squatters in a fancy home

or...

go and be homeless with a young exotic dancer or 24 years ... the same one he abandoned his live-in girl friend of 30 years and their 11 year old daughter , for....

while he was telling be about the life style of living in a gated community and how wonderful it was to NOT have to deal with any kids .... he also made comparisons to the hairdresser and the 24 years old stripper and how wonderful his little "tiger" was in bed and how he couldn't decide between the awesome sex or the easy living.

yeah... I told him to get a vasectomy because I was done with meeting new siblings.

Fuck.. I am 40... and I have a sister of 11 ( she makes the 3rd sibling out of wedlock I've met) years and God only knows how many more siblings I have. SMDH

I am glad now he was never present in my childhood. It was a mixed blessing not to have his sorry influence in my life. He saved me much drama by his absense.

I should have told him I was glad he didn't raise me. He didn't mess up my holiday, but he is a real piece of work. 60 year old gigolo fucking a stripper who is old enough to be his granddaughter.

Sorry had to vent... my family is so dysfunctional. No wonder I stay away.

Well he did put you on this Earth, so at least he did something right.

I guess I am just sad for my little sister... she really loves her daddy and misses him. It breaks my heart he took off on her and I just don't want my father to do my lil' sister like he did me and my older sister.

I still speak to my father in hopes that I can help him have a change of heart. He irriates me, but I can't give up on him. I guess I just gotta keep trying to get him to do the right thing.

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Visionnaire said:

We had a big can of drama at our dinner table this year,
but nobody bothered to open it.
So, afterwards, I just stuck it back into the fridge & decided to save it for Christmas dinner.

If no one partakes of it then,
I'll probably just end up donating it to the poor.

Or better yet,
I'll donate it here, to the org.
Y'all seem to gobble this kind of shit up.

I love your avatar, because it reminds me of the Emerald Eye of Ekron.