Me and my animal brothers and sisters would like to wish you humans a Happy Thanksgiving! I would give a lot more thanks if you all would go vegan but such is life.

(If only humans knew that the tryptophan emitted by turkeys will actually allow for a complete animal overthrow of humankind one of these years. We would like to thank the honorable but very dumb turkeys for their noble sacrifice over the last 400 years.)

Anyway enjoy your football games and cornbread stuffing and pumpkin pie and whatnot. And if you are feeling very sleepy, that is okay. Go with that! Don't worry about the large gathering of animals outside on your lawn. We're just there to say hi.

Cow! Fancy seeing you around these parts!

Howdy Cow! happy thanksgiving to you and your bovinacious friends.

No cow was harmed for my Thanksgiving meal this year

Can't say the same for the fowls...

Happy Thanksgiving

Ottensen said:

Cow! Fancy seeing you around these parts!

Cow.Org is kinda dull. You can only read so many threads about how farmers should use more Lubriderm.

XxAxX said:

Howdy Cow! happy thanksgiving to you and your bovinacious friends.

XxAxX, you are much honored among the cow species. Anytime you would like to join our kind let me know. You are pre-approved.

paintedlady said:

No cow was harmed for my Thanksgiving meal this year

Can't say the same for the fowls...

Happy Thanksgiving

We appreciate you not bringing in the holiday with a Big Mac.

Ottensen said:

Cow! Fancy seeing you around these parts!

I wonder if Cow has met Pook?

babynoz said:

Ottensen said:

Cow! Fancy seeing you around these parts!

I wonder if Cow has met Pook?

I always thought they might run in the same social circles, but you never know.

Ottensen said:

babynoz said:

I wonder if Cow has met Pook?

I always thought they might run in the same social circles, but you never know.

I actually don't run in any social circles. I do however create a lot of those crop circles that you see in farmer's fields that humans think are UFO landing spots. I run in a circle for a couple of hours and sit back and laugh as you humans think there is some kind of intelligent life out there in space.

You know come to think of it I'm a bit of a bitch.

Hi Cow,

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving here so the Turkeys are safe for a few more weeks till Christmas

We are however having a Pork Roast on Sunday, so you may want to forewarn your Porky friends

Many People believe you Cows are dosile and not very intelligent, I had worked for a few years on a Dairy Farm and can tell these People that Cows are very intelligent and not Dosile in the slightest. In fact you yourself have proven this by Writing on this very thread, showing Cows can use the Internet far more succesfully than your average School Leaver

"Moo" xx

hey Cow! you good looking bovine charmer you! do i hear wedding bells?

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