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PHALLIC SYMBOLS So I was pumping gas and all of a sudden it hit me....this gas pump going into my car's gas tank kinda reminds me of a dick going into a pussy and cumming! And the damn car drives so much better after that tank full of 92 jizz!
Let's talk about phallic symbols. There all over the damn place!
Pencils Cigars
oh and shit like this:
[img:$uid]http://www.greenpeace.org.uk/files/images/Trident.jpg[/img:$uid]
[img:$uid]http://www.omgepic.com/pix/2011/04/phallic_weather_forecast_thumb.jpg[/img:$uid] I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer.  | |
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Ok I had some bad sushi and probably should have refrained from that broccoli tempura but whateva![img:$uid]http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w9/Purplemistress/geoduck.jpg[/img:$uid] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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People actually eat that stuff. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I know. It's just............ الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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I guess the word phrase "eat a dick" is no longer a figure of speech. | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Seeing how Geoduck are abundant here. All that I can say is that they are supposed to taste like clams. Never really tried them. All though they make great water spray guns-They carry alot of water-more than the average water gun.
Here's one:
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I can only imagine how many people, since the beginning of mankind, have tried using this thing as a dildo. There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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New York Auto Show: The Automobile World’s 20 Most Priapic Profferings2:00 PM, April 22 2011
The Jaguar E-Type stunned the American public precisely 50 years ago with its introduction at the 1961 New York Auto Show. The gorgeously modern coupe (and roadster) was lauded on its release by just about everyone, including none other than Enzo Ferrari (founder of the eponymous super-car brand), who declared it “the most beautiful car ever made.” It has since been honored with a place in the design collection of the Museum of Modern Art. And, according to the current head of design for the Jaguar brand, Ian Callum, its elegance, power, and simplicity continue to resonate. “The E-Type was about getting things right” Callum told us on the floor of the 2011 New York Auto Show, which opens to the public later this weekend. “It’s a design that’s going to last forever.”
The E-Type also happens to look like an engorged phallus, making it irresistible to myriad men and women who are into that kind of thing, as well as this big Gay Car Blog. So, in honor of the E’s golden anniversary, we here at Stick Shift decided to assemble a slide show of 20 other cars that resemble members—at least to us. (Then again, we see them everywhere.) Click through to decide if you agree.
(click on link to view all 20 listed phallus shaped cars)
[Edited 11/17/11 5:51am] “Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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They are clams. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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oh, my!!!
you wouldn't want that thing going off in your face .... | |
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Rock Hard!
That looks like a big ass maggot. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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I know that. I was trying to inform those of what it's supposed to taste like. I probably should have said tatses like a regular clam. And yes they carry a lot of water-I have gotten into water fights before. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall | |
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John Hancock's grave marker in Boston...
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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when google celebrated Igor Stravinsky a while ago I thought the pheonix was quite phallic with the O... 12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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No contest when it comes to this
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But my personal favorite... 2011 Ferrari 599 GTO
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ice cold dick
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There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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okay, so i'm searchin' and i found:
“Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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[img:$uid]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p3/Lazycrockett/Cassanos_Pizza_King.png[/img:$uid] The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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