For some reason we kew this wouldn’t work out, but damn…already?!?!?!?!

Via TMZ:

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned. We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.

So much for that…maybe Reggie Bush will get another chance???

Oh, I gave her and Doofus McGoofus at least 6 months. I thought they would at least do one season of the "Kim and Kris" show.

Like I said before, this is one person I don't pay any attention to. I try to avoid her at ALL times.

Doesn't do anything worthy to be famous...

She's a damn joke.

This family is a joke. Kim is nothing but a money-hungry, self-centreed slut. The entire family disgusts me.

And, whether this is true or just TMZ gossip, I still feel the same way about them.

Wow, just wow. If true, this ain't cute, it's sad as in pathetic.

72 days huh?

What is that saying about a big ass and a smile?

Graycap23 said:

What is that saying about a big ass and a smile?

Graycap23 said:

What is that saying about a big ass and a smile?

The sex sucks and her mouth dont ?

I guess this means she's gonna start in on the brothers again!

Machaela said:

Graycap23 said:

What is that saying about a big ass and a smile?

The sex sucks and her mouth dont ?

Kim Kardashian has had more black men in her than the prison system! #justsayin'

Machaela said:

Graycap23 said:

What is that saying about a big ass and a smile?

The sex sucks and her mouth dont ?

That 2............

HonestMan13 said:

Kim Kardashian has had more black men in her than the prison system! #justsayin'

from what I've seen of him on their show, I wonder if it's him throwing her out of a balchony that finally did it for her this time.

[Edited 10/31/11 11:37am]

Machaela said:

Graycap23 said:

What is that saying about a big ass and a smile?

The sex sucks and her mouth dont ?

I want my gift back! Blenders are not free, you know!

72 days? They must of done this for the pub' and to have a party. How long have these two people known each other?

how shocking.....NOT!

TD3 said:

72 days? They must of done this for the pub' and to have a party. How long have these two people known each other?

It's ludicrous.

They're wedding is reported to have cost $10million for a sham of a relationship.

If you do the math, their fake marriage cost almost $139K a DAY.

HonestMan13 said:

I guess this means she's gonna start in on the brothers again!

Seeing that Kris Humphries' father is Black, does that qualify him as being half of a brutha?

PurpleJedi said:

TD3 said:

72 days? They must of done this for the pub' and to have a party. How long have these two people known each other?

It's ludicrous.

They're wedding is reported to have cost $10million for a sham of a relationship.

If you do the math, their fake marriage cost almost $139K a DAY.

They probably made that in TV related income in and around the wedding.

She better return all those gifts and I hope all those stupid companies that paid for product placement sue her big sorry a@@ for fraud.

I think her heart (and other body parts) will always belong to the one that got away, Reggie Bush.

Relationships like this make us laugh...all of the pomp and circumstance of a royal wedding for 3 months of marriage....we knew it was a scam anyway...plus she found out the hard way that she is not as attractive married as she is single if she wants to stay in the spotlight.

Sorry for the "strange" text format. The Org, seems to be tripping....

NDRU said:

I want my gift back! Blenders are not free, you know!

Graycap23 said:

PurpleJedi said:

It's ludicrous.

They're wedding is reported to have cost $10million for a sham of a relationship.

If you do the math, their fake marriage cost almost $139K a DAY.

They probably made that in TV related income in and around the wedding.

That's pretty pathetic.

So this was some made for TV "drama"? After this stunt I hope their 15 minutes are up.

TD3 said:

Graycap23 said:

They probably made that in TV related income in and around the wedding.

That's pretty pathetic.

So this was some made for TV "drama"? After this stunt I hope their 15 minutes are up.

I'm not sure but I'd bet money they made soe serious cash based on the wedding.

Graycap23 said:

TD3 said:

That's pretty pathetic.

So this was some made for TV "drama"? After this stunt I hope their 15 minutes are up.

I'm not sure but I'd bet money they made soe serious cash based on the wedding.

exactly, exclusive People Magazine photo rights and other nonsense that will now be a "Kim's Heartache" cover story