Deadflow3r said:

connorhawke said:

Ahhhh Brando. There was nothing finer

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O.K. that first one is disgustingly sexy; the man is fully dressed and just oozing sex appeal. Almost scary to be that sexy.

Marlon was so sexy in "A Streetcar Named Desire"...

I'd hit that...and in some of the most disgusting, dirty ways...

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Deadflow3r said:

O.K. that first one is disgustingly sexy; the man is fully dressed and just oozing sex appeal. Almost scary to be that sexy.

Marlon was so sexy in "A Streetcar Named Desire"...

I'd hit that...and in some of the most disgusting, dirty ways...

Which works because you gotta believe Brando liked the weird shit.

Last weekend I laid the smackdown so hard I scared my damned self! LOL.

tinaz said:

Deadflow3r said:

It has been fun! sloppy sex is fun for me and it has been on going. He is what is called a 'GOOD OL' BOY" down here and he is capasble of being very upfront . I love that. We are not in love but we make good sex friends for now.

THIS IS ALL WE GET! Im very dissapointed in this story..

oh, there is more,lol. As soon as i know that he is not loing over my shoulder i will spill the beans!

Adisa said:

Last weekend I laid the smackdown so hard I scared my damned self! LOL.

Tis the season to be Jolly and the truth is i am fucking Santa Claus.

I have never fucked a santa claus type before.

Totally different then a thin guy.

first he is a cross between a wooly mamoth and a bean bag chair.

he knows his own weight so he never just lays on me.

he could be no more padded.

i started off very gentle to moderately gentle because i am no tiny thing myself.

After 3 days i am all but doing jack knives and bellyflops into that flesh of his.

Getting a hold of his dick is like finding a penny lost in a love seat. you need to be willing to push all that cushion aside and start digging. It is there but you can't just grab it.

you need to be willing to grab the head and pull on that and the keep pulling and pushing until you get a hand full. it is like grabbing a turtle by the head kinda.

The minute you let go the shaft and head sneak back into the shell of fat.

it has become a challenging game for me.

Deadflow3r said:

Tis the season to be Jolly and the truth is i am fucking Santa Claus.

I have never fucked a santa claus type before.

Totally different then a thin guy.

first he is a cross between a wooly mamoth and a bean bag chair.

he knows his own weight so he never just lays on me.

he could be no more padded.

i started off very gentle to moderately gentle because i am no tiny thing myself.

After 3 days i am all but doing jack knives and bellyflops into that flesh of his.

Getting a hold of his dick is like finding a penny lost in a love seat. you need to be willing to push all that cushion aside and start digging. It is there but you can't just grab it.

you need to be willing to grab the head and pull on that and the keep pulling and pushing until you get a hand full. it is like grabbing a turtle by the head kinda.

The minute you let go the shaft and head sneak back into the shell of fat.

it has become a challenging game for me.

Deadflow3r said:

Tis the season to be Jolly and the truth is i am fucking Santa Claus.

I have never fucked a santa claus type before.

Totally different then a thin guy.

first he is a cross between a wooly mamoth and a bean bag chair.

he knows his own weight so he never just lays on me.

he could be no more padded.

i started off very gentle to moderately gentle because i am no tiny thing myself.

After 3 days i am all but doing jack knives and bellyflops into that flesh of his.

Getting a hold of his dick is like finding a penny lost in a love seat. you need to be willing to push all that cushion aside and start digging. It is there but you can't just grab it.

you need to be willing to grab the head and pull on that and the keep pulling and pushing until you get a hand full. it is like grabbing a turtle by the head kinda.

The minute you let go the shaft and head sneak back into the shell of fat.

it has become a challenging game for me.

x10,000. Oh damn, I love you gurl. Keep diggin!!

Deadflow3r said:

Tis the season to be Jolly and the truth is i am fucking Santa Claus.

I have never fucked a santa claus type before.

Totally different then a thin guy.

first he is a cross between a wooly mamoth and a bean bag chair.

he knows his own weight so he never just lays on me.

he could be no more padded.

i started off very gentle to moderately gentle because i am no tiny thing myself.

After 3 days i am all but doing jack knives and bellyflops into that flesh of his.

Getting a hold of his dick is like finding a penny lost in a love seat. you need to be willing to push all that cushion aside and start digging. It is there but you can't just grab it.

you need to be willing to grab the head and pull on that and the keep pulling and pushing until you get a hand full. it is like grabbing a turtle by the head kinda.

The minute you let go the shaft and head sneak back into the shell of fat.

it has become a challenging game for me.

Well, at least you din't get lost and know how to work it.

Caress the fat while you work your back! I'm not mad at you, girl!

You can't always get what you want,

No you can't always get what you want,

But if you try sometimes,

you just might find,

you get what you neeeeeeeeed,

oh yeah,

LadyCasanova said:

In four hours you will come home and straddle my face,

your knees pressed firmly against my Egyptian cotton sheets,

you'll start slow, sliding your pussy lips against my wet flicking tongue

as you worry your bottom lip with your top teeth,

then you will put a hand in my hair, tilt my head back further, and grind a little harder,

the back of your pussy grinding down against my chin as you ride my face.

You'll end with your ankles in your hands while I hold you up by your breast, your hips

jerking out of control while you moan my name.

I will lick you clean, flip you on your back, and start it all over again

Cum home baby, cum home...

Did you know that there are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure

Adisa said:

Last weekend I laid the smackdown so hard I scared my damned self! LOL.

Lucky bitch.

Mya said:

Did you know that there are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure

Mya said:

Did you know that there are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure

Yes, I do.

I think I've killed about 4,000 of them already.

I hope I have some rough sadistic and masochistic, on some Prince shit sex on a shiny silver platter coming my way soon because this sexual frustration shit sucks to no end

KidaDynamite said:

Mya said:

Did you know that there are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure

Yes, I do.

I think I've killed about 4,000 of them already.

Pretty much, you already know you're preaching to the choir

KidaDynamite said:

Mya said:

Did you know that there are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure

Yes, I do.

I think I've killed about 4,000 of them already.

nono......

I need that...

Mya said:

KidaDynamite said:

Yes, I do.

I think I've killed about 4,000 of them already.

Pretty much, you already know you're preaching to the choir

I gotta learn how to ease up.

Tittypants said:

KidaDynamite said:

Yes, I do.

I think I've killed about 4,000 of them already.

nono......

I need that...

What is it that you need?

KidaDynamite said:

Tittypants said:

nono......

I need that...

What is it that you need?

again&again&again....

Tittypants said:

KidaDynamite said:

What is it that you need?

again&again&again....

You can get it. You'd just have to work a little harder and *ahem* dig a bit deeper.

KidaDynamite said:

Tittypants said:

again&again&again....

You can get it. You'd just have to work a little harder and *ahem* dig a bit deeper.

I'ma dig it out....best believe.

Tittypants said:

KidaDynamite said:

You can get it. You'd just have to work a little harder and *ahem* dig a bit deeper.

I'ma dig it out....best believe.

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KidaDynamite said:

Tittypants said:

I'ma dig it out....best believe.

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KidaDynamite said:

Mya said:

Did you know that there are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure

Yes, I do.

I think I've killed about 4,000 of them already.

So happy that all my nasty friends are keeping this thread alive without me!

My

Abnormal

Life

On Thursday the 15th I decided that I needed to take a walk. Really what i needed to do was get a cash advance on my next check so i could leave Santa and his FEMA trailer. I was dead set on taking a walk.

I told chubby that i needed to take a walk and i would be back in an hour. He said that he had "sexual needs" that i had to take care of first.

I told him that when i got back from my walk i would take care of his needs but first i needed to take care of my own. I also was not eager to have sex with him and could use the hour to get into that frame of mind. I did not say all this thiugh.

He said that if i was unwilling to have sex with him BEFORE my walk then he would just drop me off at a homeless shelter, my choice! no shit!

i said you have got to be kidding and had him drop me off at the loan place.

i still can not believe it. he dropped me off at the loan place and i told him never to speak to me again!

Deadflow3r said:

i still can not believe it. he dropped me off at the loan place and i told him never to speak to me again!

Well, look at it this way: at least you do not have to go digging for his dick anymore...

something is always standing in the way of me and my porn