Aliens? 911? JFK? MJ? Lotusflow3r?

I love me some conspiracy theory. I just don't belive hardly any of them. But they sure are interesting, and part of me hopes they are all correct.

One of my favorites is that Elvis is alive, and the mythology was recently updated with this photo of him driving a lawnmower.

What are your favorites?

Dammit wrong forum!!!!

That doesn't even look like him.

smoothcriminal12 said:

That doesn't even look like him.

That is part of what I like about it

my favorite is the MJ is still alive, partly because i some what believe, not 100% but i still have my doubts of him being gone...

i liked the satanic theories on gaga and Marilyn Manson..mostly for the cheesy facor in them. I C"MON REALLY IF OUR DARK LORD SATAN DID COME TO EARTH HE WOULD TOTALLy HANG OUT WITH TAYLOR SWIFT AND J.LO NOT MARILYN MANSON OR LADY GAGA!

Yeah, the Illuminati shit is my personal fave.

JustErin said:

Yeah, the Illuminati shit is my personal fave.

its so fabolous those stories. i mean the littlest thing can be manipulated and turned into something satanic. its quite nice really to see how much people imagination dominates them,

One that I do believe (because it's just so blatant) is that they lied to us about the reasons to invade Iraq.

I suppose that may not even be conspiracy theory but plain fact.

One reason I love conspiracy theory is that they are so often waaaaaayyy too complicated to even be worth doing.

Some people think 9/11 is not only an inside job (which is at least possible), but recently I saw people discussing how planes never even hit the buildings but rather were CGI effects and they actually either used missiles or imploded the buildings.

So instead of getting 20 guys to fly planes into buildings you need to kill every passenger on those flights that never happened, you need to somehow brainwash everyone who saw it happen in person, and to make convincing CGI effects from hundreds of different angles.

Maybe conspiracies are like hypochondriacs who look for some explanation when there really is no explanation.

JustErin said:

Yeah, the Illuminati shit is my personal fave.

Yeah that one represents a lot of other ones. The general sense that there is a secret controlling party behind the scenes.

All the classic ones like JFK, 911, aliens, Usher, etc fit in with that.

NDRU said:

I am a fan of the theory that Aliens interbred with us thousands of years ago or somehow manipulated our DNA to make us different from the rest of the animals on earth.

It incorporates the explanation for the Pyramids, and these strange paintings, and yet I totally don't believe it

Rococo said:

i liked the satanic theories on gaga and Marilyn Manson..mostly for the cheesy facor in them. I C"MON REALLY IF OUR DARK LORD SATAN DID COME TO EARTH HE WOULD TOTALLy HANG OUT WITH TAYLOR SWIFT AND J.LO NOT MARILYN MANSON OR LADY GAGA!

Yes or Ozzy & Zepplin. They're just bands. Ozzy is actually more Christian than satanic

smoothcriminal12 said:

That doesn't even look like him.

which is how we know it is authentic! he is in disguise!

NDRU said:

One reason I love conspiracy theory is that they are so often waaaaaayyy too complicated to even be worth doing.

Some people think 9/11 is not only an inside job (which is at least possible), but recently I saw people discussing how planes never even hit the buildings but rather were CGI effects and they actually either used missiles or imploded the buildings.

So instead of getting 20 guys to fly planes into buildings you need to kill every passenger on those flights that never happened, you need to somehow brainwash everyone who saw it happen in person, and to make convincing CGI effects from hundreds of different angles.

actually, the documentary 'loose change' is worth a look-see..

Looking back at history almost every major conspiracy theory has been proven true, things like operation northwoods, the gulf of tonkin, and the cia selling cocain.

paintsprayer said:

Looking back at history almost every major conspiracy theory has been proven true, things like operation northwoods, the gulf of tonkin, and the cia selling cocain.

Yup. Conspiracies occur all the time. How braindead does one have to be to not realise this.

Steadwood said:

NDRU said:

Aliens? 911? JFK? MJ? Lotusflow3r?

I love me some conspiracy theory. I just don't belive hardly any of them. But they sure are interesting, and part of me hopes they are all correct.

One of my favorites is that Elvis is alive, and the mythology was recently updated with this photo of him driving a lawnmower.

What are your favorites?

Bloody hell...... I always wondered what happened to 2the9s good to see him enjoying retirement

paintsprayer said:

Looking back at history almost every major conspiracy theory has been proven true, things like operation northwoods, the gulf of tonkin, and the cia selling cocain.

I'd say the political ones are much more likely to be true because politics are so shady

The Osama Bin Laden crap about him still being alive was pretty entertaining, especially when that started off claims that he and Obama were the same person.

That's just a boy with a deformed head. I swear folk today act like deformities are some alien invention- such defects have always been with us and exist in the animal population too. People just don't want to credit our great ancestors with being smarter than we are today. Humans today are dumb as hell, no imagination whatsoever.

NDRU said:

I am a fan of the theory that Aliens interbred with us thousands of years ago or somehow manipulated our DNA to make us different from the rest of the animals on earth.

It incorporates the explanation for the Pyramids, and these strange paintings, and yet I totally don't believe it

Yeah, you might think by looking at Jerry Springer that modern humans could not possibly build things like the Golden Gate Bridge either. But just because WE don't know how to build pyramids does not mean aliens did it.

Still it's fun that there are still mysteries that we can't figure out.

HotGritz said:

That's just a boy with a deformed head. I swear folk today act like deformities are some alien invention- such defects have always been with us and exist in the animal population too. People just don't want to credit our great ancestors with being smarter than we are today. Humans today are dumb as hell, no imagination whatsoever.

NDRU said:

I am a fan of the theory that Aliens interbred with us thousands of years ago or somehow manipulated our DNA to make us different from the rest of the animals on earth.

It incorporates the explanation for the Pyramids, and these strange paintings, and yet I totally don't believe it

My fave conspiracy theories are....

JFK's assasination was masterminded by the war mongering CIA

There government is in cahoots with aliens to facilitate abductions of human beings for scientific experiments

Osama Bin Laden is still alive

2Pac is still alive

HIV/AIDS was invented in a laboratory somewhere in Chicago

All the homeless people who go missing are merely being killed for their organs.

NDRU said:

I am a fan of the theory that Aliens interbred with us thousands of years ago or somehow manipulated our DNA to make us different from the rest of the animals on earth.

It incorporates the explanation for the Pyramids, and these strange paintings, and yet I totally don't believe it

I'm all about Ancient Aliens. Zeitgiest is one of my fave consipracy theories movies (docu?).

Area 51......eye love that shit...what was there???

The Egypt/Space connection is a huge one that ties into human intelligence and evolution

I read a book about the pyramids, and they noted similarities to the layout and the stars--specifically Orion.

This might not be conspiracy, but it is certainly interesting and mysterious

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

NDRU said:

I am a fan of the theory that Aliens interbred with us thousands of years ago or somehow manipulated our DNA to make us different from the rest of the animals on earth.

It incorporates the explanation for the Pyramids, and these strange paintings, and yet I totally don't believe it

I'm all about Ancient Aliens. Zeitgiest is one of my fave consipracy theories movies (docu?).

I find the whole ancient alien thing a bit racist. based on an experience i had with an ex friend who said that all asians are descendants of aliens who bred with earthlings. then he went long to explain the reason why Asians have slanted(which not only asians have slanted eyes) after all space ancient alien shit sounds racist.

smoothcriminal12 said:

That doesn't even look like him.

That looks like a very manly woman.

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