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Food pørn So what's your favorite food-related fantasy?
There's a bakery in my town that makes what they call a Whipped Cream Cake. They do it as both a layer cake and a sheet cake. Absolutely delicious cake with sweetened whipped cream frosting.
My ultimate food fantasy is to buy a whipped cream cake and just sit down with a fork. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Oh - and see how I typed "porn" to get past the filter at work? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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...noo.... | |
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...here I thought you were going to delve into fetishes involving naked people rolling around in vats of food...
But you want to talk about dessert?
What is this...the P&R forum?
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It doesn't have to be dessert!
It can be a filet mignon, dry aged for 45 days, cooked to rare, bloody perfection - with a little puddle of coarse salt as the only condiment. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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grated courgette/zuchini with grated cheddar cheese with eggs, flower and little milk, to make little, small fried frittata's.
Top with creamcheese and chopped dille.
Top that with smoked salmon.
Then again, the zuchini frittata.
Top with chream cheese and chopped dille.
top with smoked salmon.
Drink with good glass of Chardonnay.
Preferable before sex. Or just to please yourself and enjoy yourself the whole night.
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That sounds amazing. Except for the dill (not a fan). But, otherwise? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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It really is amazing.
The dill could be replaced by chives. However, I prefer dill with smoked salmon. When I have basil or chives, I stir that in the zuchinni mix. When serving it to guests, I also have a cut lemon on the table.
Next to chardonnay, it goes also very well with prosecco and/or champaign. It really is a good one for when you have guests over. I've never met someone who wasn't blown away by it.
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I think there is a recipe very similar to this in Julia Child's Cooking with Master Chefs. I've always wanted to try it. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Is your work wise to the old pr0n misspelling?
I have a different food fantasy every time I watch an episode of Man vs. Food. | |
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I never tried that one.
Now, see...I can't get into MvF. I'm not sure he even tastes what he's eating. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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The challenges at the end are gross, but the first half of each show is Adam sampling some of the most decadent concoctions I've ever seen. Wisely, he no longer does the challenges and recruits locals to gorge themselves instead. He must be almost twice the size he was when the show first went on air.
I like watching all the food shows on the Travel Channel. | |
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I wanna go to the UK just so I can smosh a girl or something with pies and cherries and shit all over her titties. | |
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Why the UK?
Girls are girls elsewhere adverse to cherry pies?
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idk I just know the UK seem to show more of that than this puritanical country. But I've seen American girls drench themselves in some food. | |
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You two are not interpreting the thread correctly. | |
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It said FOOD PORN didn't it? | |
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I'm pretty sure the OP was using the term in this way:
In the United States, food porn is a term applied when "food manufacturers are capitalising on a backlash against low-calorie and diet foods by marketing treats that boast a high fat content and good artery-clogging potential". | |
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After the 1st period is over ( Detroit Red Wings ~ Hockey ) this eve I am making ...
Lavender ( dark ) Hot chocolate
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Wow... I had no idea lmao | |
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Big thick new york style cheesecake (plain), claim jumpers banana cream pie and deep dish pecan pie all at the same time. Oh and stuff with lots of crispy bacon. I | |
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I was scared to click on this thread as I thought I would be bombarded with pics of disturbed persons sticking carrots, cucumbers and pepperoni sticks in their orifices. Boy am I ever relieved.
I like pancakes. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Look here son...this is the ORG and this is the GD forum...it's not a thread if it's not about SEX.
You say melons, I say boobs, you say fish, I say By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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We're working on it babe... By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Thanks for the knowledge. | |
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OK... I over indulged a tad in the past... its been so long.
I ate two cakes by my self.
One was a decadent dark chocolate cake with dark chocolate mint served on the side.... the one layer cake was drenched in a raspberry rum sauce. It was divine and like 3000 calories per serving... I ate the WHOLE cake. I bought it at a fancy joint and brought it home. I prefer to keep my fits of gluttony a shameful secret.
When I turned 33? I ordered a Chinese steam cake that was filled with fresh strawberries and cream in the center... it was topped entirely with fresh cream and glazed ripened mangoes... it was a 9" double layer round cake.
and YES I ate that bitch all by myself.
both cakes cost over 50 bucks each over 5 years ago and dammit.... they were worth every damn penny I paid for them bitches.
I want another mango topped steam cake. OMG. I love steam cakes.
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don't get me started, I get fat just thinking about this thread... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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I thought there would be pictures of yummy food We should have a breakfast thread Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
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