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Thread started 02/18/03 1:02pm

katt

Betcha by golly oww!! (Dentist's)

I really don’t like dentist, they are barbaric monsters, i am sure they get kicks out of there profession.

And why or why do they say this may hurt, ok let us know it’s going to hurt first, it’s as if were not freaked out our mind enough!!
And what’s with the noisy drill, excuse me put a silencer on it, you can do it to a gun you can do it to the drill.

And could they not find a larger needle, what’s that about??
If you got a needle the size off a javelin coming for you,
I don’t know about you but my brain tells me to close my mouth and let nothing in.

As if the pain not bad enough they ask for you to pay the bill.
And how the heck do they expect us to pay the bill at the end when your whole bodies shaking, yeah right, sign on the dotted line more like do a scribble no one can understand.

You get home your mouth feels like it’s done ten rounds with Mike Tyson, they tell you too take painkillers, half your face is so swollen with the injections you fell like someone’s attacked you with a major over dose of bottox!!

As you see I’m venting and you probably guessed i went to the dentist today.

Who’s a dentist out there, i want answers and i want them now, why do subject us to pain?

PS: While writing this topic i asked my child what should i have called it, his answer was “Betcha by golly oww!! lol

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[This message was edited Tue Feb 18 13:06:45 PST 2003 by katt]
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Reply #1 posted 02/18/03 1:10pm

ConsciousConta
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Anybody got any good dentist jokes?
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Reply #2 posted 02/18/03 1:11pm

JaneyPoos

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poor lil katt sad i hate the dentists they smell of poo and wee...
JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...


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Reply #3 posted 02/18/03 1:12pm

justkelley

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hey girl...i aint no dentist...but i do hope you feel better soon...:K: lol
THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST

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Reply #4 posted 02/18/03 1:12pm

PURPLEJACKSON9

1 word katt:sue (hope I spelled that right!)
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Reply #5 posted 02/18/03 1:17pm

Handclapsfinga
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JaneyPoos said:

poor lil katt sad i hate the dentists they smell of poo and wee...

lol

as 4 me, i can't stand goin 2 the dentist, either...except if they give u like a toothbrush at the end of your visit or sumfin.

free toothbrushes are kewl.


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[This message was edited Tue Feb 18 13:26:20 PST 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]
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Reply #6 posted 02/18/03 1:22pm

Marrk

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I saw a horrible horror film about a dentist once.it had my toes curling. omfg

Spiders don't have nothing on Dentists!
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Reply #7 posted 02/18/03 1:28pm

lilJ

heart that little white cat 2 cute biggrin
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Reply #8 posted 02/18/03 1:30pm

Lleena

I think they have a sadistic streak! nod
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Reply #9 posted 02/18/03 1:30pm

JDINTERACTIVE

Being stupidly naive and young I had a tooth pulled out at the dentist without any anesthetic. Yes it did hurt and they numbed my face as a kiss off. It isnt fun and I sympathise Katt hug
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Reply #10 posted 02/18/03 2:04pm

applekisses

When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts!
I'm not numb!

[ORIN]
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Goodness gracious!

[ORIN]
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Fitting braces

[ORIN]
And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Dentist!

[ORIN]
And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say ah! Now spit.
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Reply #11 posted 02/18/03 2:07pm

teller

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Avoid the ones that have blood in their hair.
Fear is the mind-killer.
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Reply #12 posted 02/18/03 4:16pm

HotThang

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applekisses said:

When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts!
I'm not numb!

[ORIN]
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Goodness gracious!

[ORIN]
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Fitting braces

[ORIN]
And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Dentist!

[ORIN]
And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say ah! Now spit.


I love that movie smile
I went to the dentist today too sad ... I'm starving, but my mouth is still numb, so I can't eat without chewing half my face off. And what's worse is that they want me to come back several times in the next few months to have even more painful procedures performed sad
I think I'm going to bed now...[sniff...sniff--bottom lip stuck out]
The message you're about to hear is not meant for transmission
Should only be accessed in the privacy of your mind
The words are intense so my dear if you dare to listen
Take off your clothes
Meet me between the lines
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Reply #13 posted 02/18/03 7:54pm

mistermaxxx

My Wisdom Tooth Exprereince was the Most trip out time.I was glad to be Numb but then things worked out&I healed quicker than I thought.everytime I go I always ask for a Magazine or something.back in the day I use to get Suckers as time goes by I just get Toothbrushes.
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Reply #14 posted 02/19/03 8:37am

bratchildsfrie
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This is so strange ~ I was at the dentist on Monday for a OOOWWW ~ Root Canal (the most evil of the evils at the dentist). I was looking up at the ceiling to avoid seeing the torture equipment going into my mouth and thought ~ wouldn't it be cool if they had paintings on the ceiling ~ not just normal ones but ones like the Graffiti Bridge artwork or neverland with Peter and Wendy flying overhead with the boys? ~ something you could really get lost and distracted in and lose the focus on what the dentist is doing. Just imaging it helped ~ hmmm ~ maybe it was the drugs lol
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Reply #15 posted 02/19/03 1:56pm

matt

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katt said:

Who’s a dentist out there, i want answers and i want them now, why do subject us to pain?


I'm not a dentist, but I'd suggest finding one who offers nitrous oxide. If nothing else, it should make you relaxed and pretty loopy. Once they've got me on the nitrous, I just don't care what they're doing. smile
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Reply #16 posted 02/19/03 2:13pm

AaronUnlimited

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brush your fucking teeth once in awhile and it won't hurt when you go to the dentist! biggrin
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Reply #17 posted 02/19/03 2:32pm

matt

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AaronUnlimited said:

brush your fucking teeth once in awhile and it won't hurt when you go to the dentist! biggrin


Brushing my teeth didn't do me any good when I broke three teeth in an accident (leading to one root canal), or when I had my wisdom teeth extracted for reasons other than cavities. biggrin
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Reply #18 posted 02/19/03 2:36pm

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matt said:

AaronUnlimited said:

brush your fucking teeth once in awhile and it won't hurt when you go to the dentist! biggrin


Brushing my teeth didn't do me any good when I broke three teeth in an accident (leading to one root canal)



they were weak from not brushing!


, or when I had my wisdom teeth extracted for reasons other than cavities. biggrin



YOU are weak! biggrin
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