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A Girl Asks Her Boyfriend To Come Over Friday Night And have dinner with her parents.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Poor boy With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I've heard that one before, but it always makes me laugh!
Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Family pack of condoms?
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I'm sayin'! 10 should have been enough. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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That joke never gets old.
Pharmacists rule. The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl
"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror) "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off"  | |
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Kind of oxymoronic, considering the usual intent behind using one.
Or just gross, if you take it another way.
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Buy the family pack and you won't have to worry! | |
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A certain someone who's banging her cousin is the one who has to worry... By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Exactly, it was the "other way" I thought of. Economy Pack sure, but Family Pack? Really? lol | |
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Someone we know?? | |
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Well, I'd argue that if anyone should be using protection against pregnancy, it's people fucking their family members!
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Nice one  | |
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But then JustErin wuldn't exist. | |
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Have a great weekend everyone!
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12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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