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Two Hookers Were Standing On A Street Corner Ready for a night of business.
"It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls. "How can you tell?" says the other.
"I can smell d*ck in the air" replies the first hooker. "Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!" | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Right on FUNK, that ws a good one. [Edited 11/4/11 0:58am] Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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...but 
Ew.
Happy Friday!
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Friday everyone 
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Have a good weekend 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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  I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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"So this John comes up to me, and he's like, 'how much'?" "Uh huh?" "So I tell him, a hundred bucks. But he's like, 'I only got twenty', so I tell him to piss off." "Right?" "And he's like, 'but I must have you! What will twenty bucks get me?'" "Yeah?" "So I say, 'well, I guess I'll give you a handjob'. So he whips it out, and no lie girl, his joint musta been fourteen inches long." "Oh my god! So what did you do?" "What could I do? I loaned him eighty bucks." |
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Andy is a four letter word. | |
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A doe is walking through the woods when she spots her friend (another doe) limping badly.
First doe says "What's wrong baby?"
Limping doe says "You don't need to know, but let me tell you, I'll never do that for two bucks again". My wife? She's my keel, and I'm her pesky boulder in shallow water... http://kideuphrates.wordpress.com/ | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Oh my dayum! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer.  | |
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all of the above  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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Omg! best one yet Funk. | |
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