I don't know about all of you, but it's been a long week.

Share some of the things that have made you laugh this week. If not from this week,

then something that makes you laugh/smile in general.

Today I was laughing at some random guys rant about women at the gym. Here are some highlight

moments from his rant.

1) "I look at the weak girls with their soft bodies and perfumed flesh. Sometimes I feel like walking over to them and offering to lift the weight for them. Why strain yourself? Let me lift that for you honey. Where? Up and down? I can do that. How many times? Why don't you sit down and rest while I lift it? Such a pretty girl, you should just sit and watch me."

2) "I would prefer if girls only used the stairmaster. Because when I get tired from my long workout, I like to see some in-shape girl asses in tights bouncing up and down on the stairmaster. Overall, the stairmaster is a much better idea because your tight ass will help you attract a real man like me. If your ass is nice enough, I might even marry you"

3) "Girls on the treadmill are annoying; you can't run faster than me so why try? And hell, the treadmill doesn't even really go anywhere. If I wanted to grab you, I could...Of course I would never grab you because we live in a civilized society and it's not like it was like 50 years ago when men came back from hunting game and just grabbed women and mounted them wherever and whenever and everyone was happy and no one minded"

My personal fav:

4) "Why are you on the treadmill? You can't run faster than me, so why try? Maybe you are trying to learn to run so that you can flee danger. I guess that's a useful skill for girls who don't have a real man to protect them from danger. If you were dating me, I would kick danger's ass. You would not need to run away scared. You would only need to stand back about 20 feet and watch from behind something, while I beat a motherfucker. Why don't you practice that? Get off the treadmill and practice standing behind the stairmaster watching me beat the shit out of danger."

@ "50 years ago men came back from hunting and just grabbed women and mounted them wherever and whenever and everyone was happy"

Now that shit is funny. Good Times huh.

I laughed yesterday when my stepdad complained about riding the train. He said some foul smelling youngster who hadn't bathed since the fall of the roman empire sat next to him and asked for fare to take the greyhound or something. What made the story so funny is that the guy kept asking papi for money and talking about how he hadn't seen his mom in forever and if he could just go home but all dad could focus on was how horrible the young guy smelled. He said he thought the dude had been eating hamsters. I dunno why but that made me laugh so hard. He eventually gave the kid some quarters and then the kid left and sat next to someone else and made the same request. I didn't have the heart to tell papi that he got PLAYED! The ole stink hustle.

I have an 8yr old son, he is very, very handsome.

This always makes me laugh, when the 2nd & 3rd grade little girls

fall over themselves just to tell him "Hi" or "Bye" I think it is adorable & funny

how they run after him, though he gets embarrassed at the 'attention'

I already know that soon, I will have to beat those girls off with sticks to leave my baby alone.

Whatsinit4me said:

I have an 8yr old son, he is very, very handsome.

This always makes me laugh, when the 2nd & 3rd grade little girls

fall over themselves just to tell him "Hi" or "Bye" I think it is adorable & funny

how they run after him, though he gets embarrassed at the 'attention'

I already know that soon, I will have to beat those girls off with sticks to leave my baby alone.

Funny how the girls notice the boys before the boys notice the girls.

treadmill music = Private Joy am i coming across as camp?

LadyCasanova said:

I don't know about all of you, but it's been a long week.

Share some of the things that have made you laugh this week. If not from this week,

then something that makes you laugh/smile in general.

Today I was laughing at some random guys rant about women at the gym. Here are some highlight

moments from his rant.

1) "I look at the weak girls with their soft bodies and perfumed flesh. Sometimes I feel like walking over to them and offering to lift the weight for them. Why strain yourself? Let me lift that for you honey. Where? Up and down? I can do that. How many times? Why don't you sit down and rest while I lift it? Such a pretty girl, you should just sit and watch me."

2) "I would prefer if girls only used the stairmaster. Because when I get tired from my long workout, I like to see some in-shape girl asses in tights bouncing up and down on the stairmaster. Overall, the stairmaster is a much better idea because your tight ass will help you attract a real man like me. If your ass is nice enough, I might even marry you"

3) "Girls on the treadmill are annoying; you can't run faster than me so why try? And hell, the treadmill doesn't even really go anywhere. If I wanted to grab you, I could...Of course I would never grab you because we live in a civilized society and it's not like it was like 50 years ago when men came back from hunting game and just grabbed women and mounted them wherever and whenever and everyone was happy and no one minded"

My personal fav:

4) "Why are you on the treadmill? You can't run faster than me, so why try? Maybe you are trying to learn to run so that you can flee danger. I guess that's a useful skill for girls who don't have a real man to protect them from danger. If you were dating me, I would kick danger's ass. You would not need to run away scared. You would only need to stand back about 20 feet and watch from behind something, while I beat a motherfucker. Why don't you practice that? Get off the treadmill and practice standing behind the stairmaster watching me beat the shit out of danger."

Holy shit. What a tosser.

Was his name Rex Kwondo?

HotGritz said:

Whatsinit4me said:

I have an 8yr old son, he is very, very handsome.

This always makes me laugh, when the 2nd & 3rd grade little girls

fall over themselves just to tell him "Hi" or "Bye" I think it is adorable & funny

how they run after him, though he gets embarrassed at the 'attention'

I already know that soon, I will have to beat those girls off with sticks to leave my baby alone.

Funny how the girls notice the boys before the boys notice the girls.

It is hilarious. We walk home from school, and some girls be waiting at the corner just to walk with us.

1 bold little 7yr old even walks right behind him so she can step on his foot and make his shoe come out. He turns around and says to her, "Do you have to step on my foot!?" The little girl answers, "Yesss." and then she gives him the 'i-like-u' look. He just turns red and shakes his head.

Whatsinit4me said:

I have an 8yr old son, he is very, very handsome.

This always makes me laugh, when the 2nd & 3rd grade little girls

fall over themselves just to tell him "Hi" or "Bye" I think it is adorable & funny

how they run after him, though he gets embarrassed at the 'attention'

I already know that soon, I will have to beat those girls off with sticks to leave my baby alone.

lol my 11yr old son is the same. He's so obliviouse to the opposite sex it's unreal....

On Haloween, we did a bbq for the kids on my street out by my front door instead of giving them chocolate and sweets. One little boy, about 6 or 7 had to go up on tiptoes to look at the grill. We just had sausages in bread and ketchup. He looked at it and asked "is that all ya got"

That made me laugh.

Maybe you had to be there.

lust said:

On Haloween, we did a bbq for the kids on my street out by my front door instead of giving them chocolate and sweets. One little boy, about 6 or 7 had to go up on tiptoes to look at the grill. We just had sausages in bread and ketchup. He looked at it and asked "is that all ya got"

That made me laugh.

Maybe you had to be there.

That's funny! What nerve! Little picky ass kid.

lust said:

On Haloween, we did a bbq for the kids on my street out by my front door instead of giving them chocolate and sweets. One little boy, about 6 or 7 had to go up on tiptoes to look at the grill. We just had sausages in bread and ketchup. He looked at it and asked "is that all ya got"

That made me laugh.

Maybe you had to be there.

Hilarious!

On halloween, when we went out, there was this one house that was made up very creepy & scary-like. Well, you guys know the drill, trick or treat, this house didn't give out the treats, instead they gave the 'trick'. Guys would come out of no where and scare the kids and all you heard all night was kids screaming and running 4 their lives from that house.

I went and saw my kid brother for the first time in a long time and he came into the kitchen to

try and talk to me. I happened to be drinking orange juice and he noticed that the bottle said

“heavy pulp.” The interaction went something like:

Bro: Doesn’t drinkin that shit remind you of swallowing cum?

Me: What do you know about swallowing cum?

Bro: Nothing, that’s why I’m asking you. I don’t like to feel anything lumpy in the back of my

throat, that’s how you know I’m not gay. I only drink my orange juice NO PULP, dig?

Me: I drink heavy pulp every morning as a form of practice, DIG? *trying not to laugh*

Bro: I ain’t judging you, cuz you my sister and all, so I feel you, but that’s some nasty shit

Me: *Gargles the OJ and then swallows it* MMM

Bro: *looks disgusted* I told yo ass not to move out to San Francisco *walks out of the kitchen*

^ OMG what?

Whatsinit4me said:

lust said:

On Haloween, we did a bbq for the kids on my street out by my front door instead of giving them chocolate and sweets. One little boy, about 6 or 7 had to go up on tiptoes to look at the grill. We just had sausages in bread and ketchup. He looked at it and asked "is that all ya got"

That made me laugh.

Maybe you had to be there.

Hilarious!

On halloween, when we went out, there was this one house that was made up very creepy & scary-like. Well, you guys know the drill, trick or treat, this house didn't give out the treats, instead they gave the 'trick'. Guys would come out of no where and scare the kids and all you heard all night was kids screaming and running 4 their lives from that house.

Brilliant. Might do that next year. I was actually dressed up while grilling as a surgeon in bloodstained scrubs with mask and cap and a few kids were too scared to come up the drive. One girl asked me if I was a Dr. I said, "yeah, just got home from work and didn't have time to change"

LadyCasanova said:

I went and saw my kid brother for the first time in a long time and he came into the kitchen to

try and talk to me. I happened to be drinking orange juice and he noticed that the bottle said

“heavy pulp.” The interaction went something like:

Bro: Doesn’t drinkin that shit remind you of swallowing cum?

Me: What do you know about swallowing cum?

Bro: Nothing, that’s why I’m asking you. I don’t like to feel anything lumpy in the back of my

throat, that’s how you know I’m not gay. I only drink my orange juice NO PULP, dig?

Me: I drink heavy pulp every morning as a form of practice, DIG? *trying not to laugh*

Bro: I ain’t judging you, cuz you my sister and all, so I feel you, but that’s some nasty shit

Me: *Gargles the OJ and then swallows it* MMM

Bro: *looks disgusted* I told yo ass not to move out to San Francisco *walks out of the kitchen*

LMAO! That was good!!!

lust said:

Whatsinit4me said:

Hilarious!

On halloween, when we went out, there was this one house that was made up very creepy & scary-like. Well, you guys know the drill, trick or treat, this house didn't give out the treats, instead they gave the 'trick'. Guys would come out of no where and scare the kids and all you heard all night was kids screaming and running 4 their lives from that house.

Brilliant. Might do that next year. I was actually dressed up while grilling as a surgeon in bloodstained scrubs with mask and cap and a few kids were too scared to come up the drive. One girl asked me if I was a Dr. I said, "yeah, just got home from work and didn't have time to change"

x's 1,000,000

In science this week, a kid threw a Jolly Rancher near me so I took it. My friends told me to put in my shirt, so I did. The boy who threw the candy asked me if he could have it back. I decided to give back what was rightfully his in the first place. I took it out of my shirt, handed him the candy, and then he unwrapped and ate it. All the guys were freaking out(well, the ones who witnessed it) but he didn't care. I just laughed with my friends.