A guy is walking down the beach and hears a woman crying. Being the great, wonderful guy he is he walks up 2her and asks her what's wrong. "Well," the women replies.. "look at me!.. I'm feeling sad because I have no arms no legs, just a torso... and I've never been hugged before." So, this guy, being the wonderful great guy he is, bends over and gives her a hug. He walks away feeling happy and proud that he could help this women out. A little while later he walks down the beach and hears a women crying. Well, being the wonderful great guy he is, he went to see what was wrong. It was the same woman. Again he asks her what's wrong. Surely that hug should of down the trick, he thinks to himself. "Well," she says, "look at me!.. I have no arms no legs, just a torso.. and I've never been kissed." This guys feels sooo sad for her that he leans over and gives her a great big kiss. Walking away feeling satisfied that he helped someone in need he continued his walk. As he was ending this walk, he could hear a women crying. Being the caring, wonderful guy he is, he went 2 see what was wrong. As he approached he noticed that it was the same woman again!! He thought, now what could be wrong! I hugged her, and I kissed her. Again, he asked her what was wrong. "Well," she said. "As you see I have no arms no legs just a torso, and I've never been screwed before." The man thought 2himself, okay I can handle this. He gently picked up the woman. Held her close as he walked with her 2 the shore and in2 the water,... and THREW HER IN!!!, and yelled YOUR SCREWED NOW!!

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uh-uh, thats too much to read...check with me monday....

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That was funny. The following is a variation of the same joke:

A woman placed an ad in her local lonely hearts column of the newspaper:

WANTED!

A man who is good in bed

A man who will not beat me

A man who will not run around on me.

One day she responsded to a loud knocking on her door and opened it but saw no one standing there. She heard a voice, "Hello, miss! I'm down here on the floor." There, propped up against the door jam, is a man with no arms and no legs. The waman, said, "Yes, may I help you?" The man said, "Yes. I'm here to answer your ad about wanting a good man. I'm the answer to your prayers!" She looked at him and said, "Well, how can you be the answer to my prayers? I asked for a man who can fill certain requirements. He won't beat me, he won't run aroudn on me, and he MUST be a good in bed. How can you possibly fill the bill?" He said, "I have no arms, I cannot beat you. I have no legs, I caannot run around on you." She interjected, "AHAAA! BUt I asked for a man good in bed. He said, "Well damn, baby! How do you think I banged on the door?"

Shyra said:

That was funny. The following is a variation of the same joke:

A woman placed an ad in her local lonely hearts column of the newspaper:

WANTED!

A man who is good in bed

A man who will not beat me

A man who will not run around on me.

One day she responsded to a loud knocking on her door and opened it but saw no one standing there. She heard a voice, "Hello, miss! I'm down here on the floor." There, propped up against the door jam, is a man with no arms and no legs. The waman, said, "Yes, may I help you?" The man said, "Yes. I'm here to answer your ad about wanting a good man. I'm the answer to your prayers!" She looked at him and said, "Well, how can you be the answer to my prayers? I asked for a man who can fill certain requirements. He won't beat me, he won't run aroudn on me, and he MUST be a good in bed. How can you possibly fill the bill?" He said, "I have no arms, I cannot beat you. I have no legs, I caannot run around on you." She interjected, "AHAAA! BUt I asked for a man good in bed. He said, "Well damn, baby! How do you think I banged on the door?"

Shyra said:

That was funny. The following is a variation of the same joke:

A woman placed an ad in her local lonely hearts column of the newspaper:

WANTED!

A man who is good in bed

A man who will not beat me

A man who will not run around on me.

One day she responsded to a loud knocking on her door and opened it but saw no one standing there. She heard a voice, "Hello, miss! I'm down here on the floor." There, propped up against the door jam, is a man with no arms and no legs. The waman, said, "Yes, may I help you?" The man said, "Yes. I'm here to answer your ad about wanting a good man. I'm the answer to your prayers!" She looked at him and said, "Well, how can you be the answer to my prayers? I asked for a man who can fill certain requirements. He won't beat me, he won't run aroudn on me, and he MUST be a good in bed. How can you possibly fill the bill?" He said, "I have no arms, I cannot beat you. I have no legs, I caannot run around on you." She interjected, "AHAAA! BUt I asked for a man good in bed. He said, "Well damn, baby! How do you think I banged on the door?"

Shyra said:

That was funny. The following is a variation of the same joke:

A woman placed an ad in her local lonely hearts column of the newspaper:

WANTED!

A man who is good in bed

A man who will not beat me

A man who will not run around on me.

One day she responsded to a loud knocking on her door and opened it but saw no one standing there. She heard a voice, "Hello, miss! I'm down here on the floor." There, propped up against the door jam, is a man with no arms and no legs. The waman, said, "Yes, may I help you?" The man said, "Yes. I'm here to answer your ad about wanting a good man. I'm the answer to your prayers!" She looked at him and said, "Well, how can you be the answer to my prayers? I asked for a man who can fill certain requirements. He won't beat me, he won't run aroudn on me, and he MUST be a good in bed. How can you possibly fill the bill?" He said, "I have no arms, I cannot beat you. I have no legs, I caannot run around on you." She interjected, "AHAAA! BUt I asked for a man good in bed. He said, "Well damn, baby! How do you think I banged on the door?"

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