First I get a thread that is pretty much about me made

and then I get a phone call and get offered a place to live and $2000 a month to move back to Ottawa so that the guy I used to sleep with could continue to have sex with me...but I would have to give it up anytime he wanted...no questions asked.

Wow, you had a thread made about you?! This is a weird [&lucky] night....

Congratulations Demi.

Two grand seems a little low, don't you think?

JustErin said:

Two grand seems a little low, don't you think?

It's a recession-friendly Indecent Proposal

johnart said:

JustErin said:

Two grand seems a little low, don't you think?

It's a recession-friendly Indecent Proposal

Fuck, cheap bastard.

I really wish I was drunk right now.

PurpleJedi said:

I SWEAR to little baby jesus that this is true.

Now, whether or not he was 100% serious is another thing...he couldn't possibly think I would be like...yeah, ok! Let's do it!

JustErin said:

PurpleJedi said:

I SWEAR to little baby jesus that this is true.

Now, whether or not he was 100% serious is another thing...he couldn't possibly think I would be like...yeah, ok! Let's do it!

That is SOME offer! You must be damned good.

Maybe he was on something? Sipping a little Farenheit perhaps???

PurpleJedi said:

JustErin said:

I SWEAR to little baby jesus that this is true.

Now, whether or not he was 100% serious is another thing...he couldn't possibly think I would be like...yeah, ok! Let's do it!

That is SOME offer! You must be damned good.

Maybe he was on something? Sipping a little Farenheit perhaps???

Naw, I'm just a total whore in the bedroom.

JustErin said:

PurpleJedi said:

That is SOME offer! You must be damned good.

Maybe he was on something? Sipping a little Farenheit perhaps???

Naw, I'm just a total whore in the bedroom.

So not "good" then...more like GREAT!

I probably should have kept this to myself but I just couldn't help but want to tell someone about it...it was too weird to not say something.

JustErin said:

I probably should have kept this to myself but I just couldn't help but want to tell someone about it...it was too weird to not say something.

...and baby there ain't no BETTA place than the ORG to do that...!

JustErin said:

Two grand seems a little low, don't you think?

you need to add the cost of the apartment, right?

But it might be way too much, considering he got it for free at one point

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

Two grand seems a little low, don't you think?

you need to add the cost of the apartment, right?

But it might be way too much, considering he got it for free at one point

He would provide the apartment then the 2k on top of that.

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

you need to add the cost of the apartment, right?

But it might be way too much, considering he got it for free at one point

He would provide the apartment then the 2k on top of that.

right that's what I meant, so it's really 3 grand (or whatever apartments go for up there)

And that's definitely not crack whore money unless he wants you three times a day

JustErin said:

johnart said:

It's a recession-friendly Indecent Proposal

Fuck, cheap bastard.

I really wish I was drunk right now.

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

He would provide the apartment then the 2k on top of that.

right that's what I meant, so it's really 3 grand (or whatever apartments go for up there)

And that's definitely not crack whore money unless he wants you three times a day

Yes, it would be around that.

I've never been complimented in such an insulting way in my whole life. It left me a little confused.

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

He would provide the apartment then the 2k on top of that.

right that's what I meant, so it's really 3 grand (or whatever apartments go for up there)

And that's definitely not crack whore money unless he wants you three times a day

stop you're killing me

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

He would provide the apartment then the 2k on top of that.

right that's what I meant, so it's really 3 grand (or whatever apartments go for up there)

And that's definitely not crack whore money unless he wants you three times a day

You say that like that's a bad thing?

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

you need to add the cost of the apartment, right?

But it might be way too much, considering he got it for free at one point

He would provide the apartment then the 2k on top of that.

You actually believe that?

Is this guy a really good fuck or would you rate him average?

And what about that military dude, not that kind of money?

Tremolina said:

JustErin said:

He would provide the apartment then the 2k on top of that.

You actually believe that?

Is this guy a really good fuck or would you rate him average?

And what about that military dude, not that kind of money?

He's better than average, I'd say. He's a rough mofo.

I think he's crazy enough to actually do it, he has the means....but I really can't imagine that he would ever think I would say yes. He probably felt safe asking it because he knows I would never actually do it.

Military dude is better off than he is...because he has money and comes from money.

wow! that is a weird offer, i don't know how i would react/feel about that?

kewlschool said:

NDRU said:

right that's what I meant, so it's really 3 grand (or whatever apartments go for up there)

And that's definitely not crack whore money unless he wants you three times a day

You say that like that's a bad thing?

No, not at all! It sounds like a lot of money!

Assuming he calls her once a week, that is like $800/luv

JustErin said:

Don't make this appealing to me!

we're all whores trying to figure out our price

Honestly, I think I'm worth more.

10K a month would be a good start.

JustErin said:

Two grand seems a little low, don't you think?

You are a solid 2.5 K at minimum...gotta account for the mileage

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LadyCasanova said:

JustErin said:

Tremolina said:

You actually believe that?

Is this guy a really good fuck or would you rate him average?

And what about that military dude, not that kind of money?

He's better than average, I'd say. He's a rough mofo.

I think he's crazy enough to actually do it, he has the means....but I really can't imagine that he would ever think I would say yes. He probably felt safe asking it because he knows I would never actually do it.

Military dude is better off than he is...because he has money and comes from money.

Plus military dude lives where you live now AND is an even better fuck?