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So... What makes an Alien good in bed? if you could get it on with an alien lifeform and really make 'first contact', would you??? why?? | |
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aliens who have a great sense of rythym? hot!
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With those huge eyes ur always assured great eye contact.....very important... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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eyes contact! very important
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Id love 2b abducted and played with in a galaxy far far away.... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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I would totally get it on with the Predator.
He's tall and muscular. All he has to do is keep that mask on and we're good.
Oh and that Green Lantern fella is kinda hawt too. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. ![]() | |
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Long Fingers
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Ooh first he need to put hims long fingernails up on me so I can get my gumbo stewin.
If I ain't sweatin, mo' heavy pettin'.
I need hims big ol alien eyeballs to look deep inside my abyssal soul and coo, click, and chirp some ancient mating calls from his home world.
If he is a chest burster, I wanna be able to feel his masculinity pushin through my sternum.
Oh and don't forget that I like gravy on my biscuits, so he better prepare all 6 of his ejaculate chambers to have me smothered, covered, and capped! | |
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Boobs.
Preferably SIX of them.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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omg I just googled alien sex | |
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yep me 2!!!!
that was the most decent thing i saw!!! Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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If u get an Alien pregnant they wont go running off 2 the CSA...What do they need ££££$$$$ 4????? Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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you know, in the bible there are stories of the sons of god who lay with the daughters of men | |
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Alot of the bible eye cannot stand!!!!Eye tend 2 read the book of Job over and over...but ur right:omg: Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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She did say sit on my face!!!!!! Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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can you imagine the breed of person who would wear that in public???
I saw one down the street in my suburb, a long haired middle aged man with a naked lady on his shirt that said "fingered by god" and another day he was walking with his mate, both holding bourbon cans in the morning, with another (nicely ironed shirt btw) that read: "Jesus is a cunt" | |
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Mach!
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Tentaclez! | |
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Many holes (different sizes)
good odors, tasty fluids
soft skin
curvy
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good try, but NO
I don't wanna bang an anthropomorphic alien, that's ^ the face of a human grandma with the body of Jabba the Hut...so : NO
I wanna f*ck a bizarre alien form...
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Sticking with a theme
This one? No way, no how. Not even curious.
Personality makes them definitely huggable
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they always use protection.
and do not steal the blankets.
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They are flexible like gumby. They have an infinite # of new places/ planets to try out. They can change their looks more often than Pete Burns. They do not fart. They do not have bladder problems. They can make me levitate. I would really love to have sex while suspended in mid air. There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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No Uranus jokes? | |
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