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I feel like crap on toast! Dammit, I had me a fantastic weekend, only to come back to work and get the Hong Kong flu. I feel like utter shite, and I'm stuck here at work. Pity me...  
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JediMaster said: Dammit, I had me a fantastic weekend, only to come back to work and get the Hong Kong flu. I feel like utter shite, and I'm stuck here at work. Pity me...
That totally sucks ass... I'm sorry to hear that. What you need is something like the Creature from the Black Lagoon to come and eat all of your caviar for you... that will help. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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YOU MEAN YOU HUNGRY FOR CRAP ON TOAST? P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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IceNine said: JediMaster said: Dammit, I had me a fantastic weekend, only to come back to work and get the Hong Kong flu. I feel like utter shite, and I'm stuck here at work. Pity me...
That totally sucks ass... I'm sorry to hear that. What you need is something like the Creature from the Black Lagoon to come and eat all of your caviar for you... that will help. The bastard came along and drank all my beer! Now I can't even get drunk to feel better.
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With these strange food cravings..
are you sure you're not confusing Influenza for Pregnancy? | |
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JediMaster said: IceNine said: JediMaster said: Dammit, I had me a fantastic weekend, only to come back to work and get the Hong Kong flu. I feel like utter shite, and I'm stuck here at work. Pity me...
That totally sucks ass... I'm sorry to hear that. What you need is something like the Creature from the Black Lagoon to come and eat all of your caviar for you... that will help. The bastard came along and drank all my beer! Now I can't even get drunk to feel better. That fucker! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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POOK said: YOU MEAN YOU HUNGRY FOR CRAP ON TOAST? No. I mean I physically feel like a turd that has been spread out over a piece of toated bread, and then devoured by a fat man with halitosis. [This message was edited Tue Feb 18 10:08:02 PST 2003 by JediMaster]
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JediMaster said: POOK said: YOU MEAN YOU HUNGRY FOR CRAP ON TOAST? No. I mean I physically feel like a turd that has been spread out over a piece of toated bread, and then devoured by a fat man with halitosis. [This message was edited Tue Feb 18 10:08:02 PST 2003 by JediMaster] IF DEVOUR BY HOT CHICK INSTEAD WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER? SHE STILL HAVE BAD BREATH THOUGH P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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BorisFishpaw said: With these strange food cravings..
are you sure you're not confusing Influenza for Pregnancy? Nope. Not getting morning sickness, or anything like that. Besides, I'm not a seahorse, so I doubt I could get pregnant
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POOK said: JediMaster said: POOK said: YOU MEAN YOU HUNGRY FOR CRAP ON TOAST? No. I mean I physically feel like a turd that has been spread out over a piece of toated bread, and then devoured by a fat man with halitosis. [This message was edited Tue Feb 18 10:08:02 PST 2003 by JediMaster] IF DEVOUR BY HOT CHICK INSTEAD WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER? SHE STILL HAVE BAD BREATH THOUGH Probably not. Besides, even if her breath smelled like roses, it wouldn't after eating a shit sandwich.
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Damn Sith and their biological warfare! | |
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I'm gonna try to go get something to eat, even though I have no appetite. There really isn't a part of me that doesn't hurt. Damn, I haven't felt this shitty in ages.
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BorisFishpaw said: Damn Sith and their biological warfare!
Hmmm, maybe it was that Darth Bane guy who posts on here sometimes. I've heard of computer viruses before, but never one that actually infected a person!
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JediMaster said: I'm gonna try to go get something to eat, even though I have no appetite. There really isn't a part of me that doesn't hurt. Damn, I haven't felt this shitty in ages.
GENERAL ICENINE THIS MAN SOUND LIKE CORPOPHILIAC HE KEEP TALKING ABOUT POO P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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JediMaster said: BorisFishpaw said: Damn Sith and their biological warfare!
Hmmm, maybe it was that Darth Bane guy who posts on here sometimes. I've heard of computer viruses before, but never one that actually infected a person! could be! damn tricksy, them sith. | |
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POOK said: JediMaster said: I'm gonna try to go get something to eat, even though I have no appetite. There really isn't a part of me that doesn't hurt. Damn, I haven't felt this shitty in ages.
GENERAL ICENINE THIS MAN SOUND LIKE CORPOPHILIAC HE KEEP TALKING ABOUT POO No need to worry. Not into the poo.
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POOK said: JediMaster said: I'm gonna try to go get something to eat, even though I have no appetite. There really isn't a part of me that doesn't hurt. Damn, I haven't felt this shitty in ages.
GENERAL ICENINE THIS MAN SOUND LIKE CORPOPHILIAC HE KEEP TALKING ABOUT POO I will be sending him some fossilized dinosaur coprolites this weekend... he will be okay.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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However u feel i must stress to those out there... it is not wise 2 eat crap on toast... and get better Jedi  JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Damn, that beer was good! | |
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TheGillman said: Damn, that beer was good!
I like pizza! | |
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As if it wasn't bad enough, now my job is waffling on whether or not my promotion is going to happen (a promotion I accepted on December 31st). I've altered my entire life around this, and now they say that they "aren't sure" that the contract is going to happen! Arrrgh! Somebody please shoot me!
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Man...you can't spread butter with a lightsaber.
The toast just can't take it. Probably goes the same for shit too... Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Hope you feel better, btw... Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: Hope you feel better, btw...
thanks Teller. I appreciate it!
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I had the shittiest weekend ever
I feel better after talking to my lovely org friends last night, though. Especially Christopher and gooey, my loves. Silly ain't it?  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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I feel like shit, too.
Thursday started off my way to a horrible weekend, what looked promising ended in disaster, which followed through to my weekend. I woke up this morning very sick... hot and cold flashes are the worst. | |
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What the hell...did somebody kick over a rotten log or something? Everybody is miserable today.
Shit...my back hurts! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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I think I'm going to stop posting on the Org right before dinner. | |
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