Don't you hate it when you get dragged into one of those down-home barbecue rib joints where they barbecue and smoke various meats all day and you come out smelling like a rack of ribs and are instantly mauled and eaten by a pack of feral dogs when you leave the establishment and you spend the next 14 hours having your cock and nuts surgically re-attached to your body at the local emergency room?


(This was inspired by LaVisHh's stinky hair thread)

thats never happened to me...

Alejandro said:

Keep trying...

I remember when there used to be a General Forum discussion over here.

I guess my hair does smell better than that. rofl

ConsciousContact said:

Well... go fucking generally discuss something.

IceNine said:

I was only fucking about. I haven't been out socially for about 2 years so I can't really add anything else.

Imagine...that's all cooked meat is! Burned flesh...

ConsciousContact said:

I know where you are coming from...

Let's generally discuss the horrors of aging on my new topic.

I have a cock & nuts??? :O

Oh great, now BBQ will be outlawed because restaurants are incorporated and therefore under the umbrella of the government's "protection" racket.

This happens at chinese buffet as well. There's one we go to and we wear a shirt over over a different one so we can take it off after we eat. Oh Goodness that smell!!!

Much Love,
LoLinex

I hate it when that happens.

CalhounSq said:

Well... I guess that a dog could chew your nipples and areolas off... that wouldn't be much fun either.

I never thought about it!

See we could go at this all day and after it's all said and done we'll be wearing a mask like Michael Jackson trying to protect our selfs from the air.

Much Love,
LoLinex

POOK said:

Anything to keep giant packs of feral dogs from thinking that I am a brisket...

IceNine said:

grabs breasts in horror...

I hope that smiley face is a sign that your outlook is a little better, no?

Though, what you're smiling about... :O

CalhounSq said:

Emoticons are masks that cover the horrible ugliness of the face of reality.

IceNine said:

CalhounSq said:

I'm sorry... I am a bit morose today.

just try to realise the truth...


... there is no spoon.

I think I will go hang around at the local "Dickey's Barbeque Pit" for a few hours and then visit the nice puppy dogs at the animal shelter...

BorisFishpaw said:

I am unplugging from the matrix... I went to the court house today and set up my DBA and sent off for my sales and use permit.

The real danger of frequenting a smoke-filled estabilishment is the fact that you're giving them your money, thus supporting and enabling the smokey environment.

tommyalma said:

There is always that... I suppose.

Hmmm...