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SEX ON THE BED, THE FLOOR, OR THE SOFA?
Of these three, which is the best spot to have sex? If none of those places suit your fancy, then where would you prefer to have sex? No prisons, gas stations or parking lots please. Trying to keep it moderately classy.
Discuss. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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The bed. When you have bad knees or a bad back you need a bed for comfort.
I like the floor too for friction and deep penetration. The drilling gets deeper on the floor. | |
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you aint neva lied! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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... ALL OF THEM AREAS!!! Sorry, but I cannot choose.. .....
" I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may,- light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful." - John Constable | |
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If you want him to really smell your pussy, do it on the edge of the bathroom sink. Your fragrance will fill his nostrils up! Watch his beast come out. Its best to kiss and fuck deep, hard and slow that way. | |
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Our Master BRM has a balcony ~ so yeah ~ under the stars and moon or on a bright afternoon ~ outside is really my fave place | |
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That actually sounds nice.
One of my fantasies is to go camping and do it on a sleeping bag under the stars and moonlight.
One of my fears is that a bear would rip me to shreds while I'm riding my man. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I so wish I could get my groove on outside! That sounds wonderful! | |
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***takes notes**** I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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We are Campers ... No bears in 26 years ! | |
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It seems to bring out a more natural animalistic vibe ... which for me with sex is GREAT !!
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*takes notes*
I love threads like these... | |
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Sex in the kitchen over by the stove put me on the counter by them butter rolls hands on the table on my tippy toes
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Am I the only one that gets burning hot when having sex on a sofa? Doesn't matter if its leather or cloth....its just fucking hot like a furnace. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Another fun place is the shower! Oral is real fun in the shower. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I used to love sex in the huge walk in freezers @ the bar I worked in Detroit ... back n the day | |
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The washing machine while it's running. It's fucking awesome! | |
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He's too tall for my sofa, I am too fat. I need to move freely without the fear of farting or breaking something. | |
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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start on the sofa, slide to the floor from there and move to the bed when you want to get serious | |
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that ain't even moderately classy.... Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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We have a swing seat that lays into a queen size bed in our backyard....jus sayin' Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Bed is my first choice.....Got 2 b a firm mattress not 1 that u sink in2....Every friggin position on a bed all in comfort...Like a game of twister... The sofa is where eye like 2 start proceedings....eye like 2 sit up, her facing me as she climbs on top and bounces like tigger from winnie the pooh...On the sofa she can realy take it deep b4 eye move that body 2 the bedroom 4 a game of twister. The floor is ok but can b uncomfortable eye love sex but not enuf 2 get a pressure sore on my sacral area...ouch... The bathroom has always been a turn on 4 me....with her holding on2 the sink sticking her bum out and me pounding it from the back then she can sit on the loo take a piss and suck me off b4 we start all over again.... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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I don't like my sex moderately classy - I want it dirty, nasty and funky. | |
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Yup, pretty much. الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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All of the above....& then some! الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
My Albums: https://zillzmp.bandcamp.com/music My Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/zillz82 | |
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Uhm...I have a tent...and I can now get it up quick...
...just sayin'...
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I've done all 3 and they're cool. The kitchen counter is fun too. "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince | |
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