IceNine said:

Not even porn-induced?? :O

IceNine said:

DO IT

AT MEDIUM PACE

[This message was edited Tue Feb 18 7:27:19 PST 2003 by POOK]

CalhounSq said:

Watch this:

Porno bores me.

How's that for depressed?

LaVisHh said:

That is fucked up. What kind of a messed up country are you people living in?!?! Surely being unemployed is a good enough reason to get unemployment benefit, assuming you are making reasonable efforts to get some work...

IceNine said:

You could call up one of your friends for a rant. That always cheers me up

POOK said:

Not even Adam Sandler amuses me right now...

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

IceNine said:

SOMEBODY HELP THIS MAN!!!

ian said:

Many of my friends worked with me... all we would end up doing is forming an angry mob and end up murdering a bunch of fire ants and other pests in a strange expression of public service in the face of bitter angst.

A warm one of these has been known to take an edge off...

Muse2noPharaoh said:

You know what? I have been giving my son more and more of those lately and I already spent about 62% of my time hugging him... it is now up to about 86% of the time.

Oh, what the hell... he doesn't mind.

IceNine said:

Keep up the good work... There is light on the other end... Everybody hurts sometimes... REM ( Don't throw that album in though ) Hold on... (happens to be what im listening to...)

POOK said:

I always smell of elderberries.

I think you should gain a tremendous amount of weight, like Homer Simpson did, so that you can work from home.


Sick of the workaday grind at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer comes up with a scheme to gain enough weight to be classified as disabled, thereby earning the right to work from home. With a target weight of 300 pounds in mind, he eats everything in site, including Maggie's Play-Doh. Fat as a tick, Homer is granted his wish to work from home, but it's not all he thought it would be when he finds that he's too fat to stop an imminent disaster in the plant's reactor core. The only thing big enough to stop the explosion is Homer's enormous body, which he manages to wedge into an exploding tank. Having saved the plant and the town, he is rewarded for his efforts with a free liposuction courtesy of Mr. Burns.



favorite quotes:

Operator: [sings] "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

Quimby: [looking at the key to the city, which he has taken back from Homer] These look like teeth marks.
Homer: I thought there was chocolate inside. Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
Quimby: It was never wrapped in foil.

Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, doctor?
Dr. Nick: Well, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr. Nick: Hey... did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?

Bart: I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas!

IceNine said:

You saw that video, too, huh??...

wellbeyond said:

Yes... I was the star turd.

wellbeyond said:

IceNine if all else fails, go spider hunting!

Everyone knows the best solution for depression is ALCOHOL. It's a scientifically proven fact... proven by... erm... scientists.

So pour yourself a few shots of and if you get depressed enough, sure why not give an ex-girlfriend a call and start an argument for fun?

These are tried and tested methods. I should be selling these in a self-help book.

IceNine said:

I don't know, IceNine, but...

Best wishes.

Oh, happy, happy, joy, joy![/quote]


Take that!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Take that! [/quote]

That was just WRONG!

That was like rubbing salt in the wounds of a whipped, Egyptian slave when he was too slow in the quarry!

IceNine said:

That was just WRONG!

That was like rubbing salt in the wounds of a whipped, Egyptian slave when he was too slow in the quarry![/quote]

ok may i suggest for your listening pleasure... "I Believe I can Fly" by R kelly?

Muse2noPharaoh said:

No, you may not.

...The Matrix has you...

IceNine said:

But it contains incredible uplifting choirs!

BorisFishpaw said:

The worst thing is the realization... those who walk around in a somnambulate stupor, unaware of their situation, are the lucky ones...

IceNine said:

My sentiments exactly!

IceNine said:

It only looks this way when you're feeling helpless.

[in the spirit of cheering up IceNine by starting a flamewar]

IceNine said:

whoa. well, normally i'd be happy to oblige with that request but you're already looking a bit chafed from all your 'alone' playtime.

your just tired of the winter thats all and your ready for it to be spring or summer...I was like that this weekend so I played some Etta James and Aretha Franklin and a little Janis Joplin, it makes me think and feel its summer time

so play some music that makes you feel as if its summer it will take the edge off and hold you over till spring gets here

Or even better go buy yourself a Yonder Moutyain CD it will make you feel sooooo much better

...
[This message was edited Tue Feb 18 9:10:00 PST 2003 by GIOVANNI]