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Thread started 10/21/11 10:31pm

XxAxX

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So... What makes an Alien good in bed?

if you could get it on with an alien lifeform and really make 'first contact', would you??? why??

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Reply #1 posted 10/21/11 10:52pm

XxAxX

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aliens who have a great sense of rythym? hot!

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Reply #2 posted 10/21/11 11:12pm

davetherave676
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With those huge eyes ur always assured great eye contact.....very important...batting eyes

Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #3 posted 10/21/11 11:18pm

XxAxX

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davetherave6767 said:

With those huge eyes ur always assured great eye contact.....very important...batting eyes

eyes contact! very important

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Reply #4 posted 10/21/11 11:23pm

davetherave676
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Id love 2b abducted and played with in a galaxy far far away....

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Reply #5 posted 10/21/11 11:37pm

HotGritz

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I would totally get it on with the Predator.

He's tall and muscular. All he has to do is keep that mask on and we're good.

Oh and that Green Lantern fella is kinda hawt too. wink

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Reply #6 posted 10/22/11 12:14am

Machaela

Long Fingers nod

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Reply #7 posted 10/22/11 12:28am

Cloudbuster

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Machaela said:

Long Fingers nod

lol

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Reply #8 posted 10/22/11 12:56am

Spinlight

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Ooh first he need to put hims long fingernails up on me so I can get my gumbo stewin.

If I ain't sweatin, mo' heavy pettin'.

I need hims big ol alien eyeballs to look deep inside my abyssal soul and coo, click, and chirp some ancient mating calls from his home world.

If he is a chest burster, I wanna be able to feel his masculinity pushin through my sternum.

Oh and don't forget that I like gravy on my biscuits, so he better prepare all 6 of his ejaculate chambers to have me smothered, covered, and capped!

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Reply #9 posted 10/22/11 1:17am

PurpleJedi

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Boobs.

Preferably SIX of them.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #10 posted 10/22/11 9:21am

ZombieKitten

omg I just googled alien sex falloff

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Reply #11 posted 10/22/11 12:30pm

FuzzyWitch

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ZombieKitten said:

omg I just googled alien sex falloff

yep me 2!!!!

lol

that was the most decent thing i saw!!! smile

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Reply #12 posted 10/22/11 1:55pm

davetherave676
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If u get an Alien pregnant they wont go running off 2 the CSA...What do they need ££££$$$$ 4?????wink

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Reply #13 posted 10/22/11 2:34pm

XxAxX

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davetherave6767 said:

If u get an Alien pregnant they wont go running off 2 the CSA...What do they need ££££$$$$ 4?????wink

you know, in the bible there are stories of the sons of god who lay with the daughters of men eek

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Reply #14 posted 10/22/11 7:55pm

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XxAxX said:

davetherave6767 said:

If u get an Alien pregnant they wont go running off 2 the CSA...What do they need ££££$$$$ 4?????wink

you know, in the bible there are stories of the sons of god who lay with the daughters of men eek

Alot of the bible eye cannot stand!!!!Eye tend 2 read the book of Job over and over...but ur right:omg:

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Reply #15 posted 10/22/11 8:19pm

purplethunder3
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #16 posted 10/22/11 8:23pm

davetherave676
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purplethunder3121 said:

She did say sit on my face!!!!!!evillol

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Reply #17 posted 10/23/11 2:28am

ZombieKitten

FuzzyWitch said:

ZombieKitten said:

omg I just googled alien sex falloff

yep me 2!!!!

lol

that was the most decent thing i saw!!! smile

can you imagine the breed of person who would wear that in public??? ill

I saw one down the street in my suburb, a long haired middle aged man with a naked lady on his shirt that said "fingered by god" and another day he was walking with his mate, both holding bourbon cans in the morning, with another (nicely ironed shirt btw) that read: "Jesus is a cunt"

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Reply #18 posted 10/23/11 2:38am

AndGodCreatedM
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Mach! lol

Machaela said:

Long Fingers nod

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Reply #19 posted 10/23/11 4:24am

BklynBabe

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Tentaclez!
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Reply #20 posted 10/23/11 11:19am

JoeTyler

Many holes (different sizes)

good odors, tasty fluids

soft skin

curvy

tinkerbell
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Reply #21 posted 10/23/11 12:34pm

XxAxX

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JoeTyler said:

Many holes (different sizes)

good odors, tasty fluids

soft skin

curvy

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Reply #22 posted 10/23/11 12:46pm

JoeTyler

XxAxX said:

JoeTyler said:

Many holes (different sizes)

good odors, tasty fluids

soft skin

curvy

good try, but NO

I don't wanna bang an anthropomorphic alien, that's ^ the face of a human grandma with the body of Jabba the Hut...so : NO

I wanna f*ck a bizarre alien form...

tinkerbell
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Reply #23 posted 10/24/11 1:53am

morningsong

Sticking with a theme

This one? No way, no how. Not even curious.

Personality makes them definitely huggable

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Reply #24 posted 10/24/11 2:08am

BlackAdder7

they always use protection.

and do not steal the blankets.

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Reply #25 posted 10/24/11 2:36am

Deadflow3r

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They are flexible like gumby.

They have an infinite # of new places/ planets to try out.

They can change their looks more often than Pete Burns.

They do not fart.

They do not have bladder problems.

They can make me levitate. I would really love to have sex while suspended in mid air.

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Reply #26 posted 10/24/11 3:42am

purplethunder3
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Deadflow3r said:

They are flexible like gumby.

They have an infinite # of new places/ planets to try out.

They can change their looks more often than Pete Burns.

They do not fart.

They do not have bladder problems.

They can make me levitate. I would really love to have sex while suspended in mid air.

lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #27 posted 10/24/11 11:36am

purpledoveuk

No Uranus jokes?
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