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Thread started 10/21/11 7:35am

funkpill

There Was A Captain Sailing On The Sea During A Battle

His servant came up to him and the captain said, "bring me my red shirt".

So, the servant did as the captain said.

After that the servant came up to the captain and said, Why did you say bring me my red shirt"?

The captain said, "Well if i get shot they won't see the blood.

The next day the servant came up to the captain and said, "There are 50 ships on the horizon."

The captain said, "Bring me my brown pants." confused

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Reply #1 posted 10/21/11 9:32am

chocolate1

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eek lol

Happy Friday! biggrin hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #2 posted 10/21/11 9:50am

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falloff

thank u funkpill!!!!!!!!!!! kiss2

[Edited 10/21/11 2:51am]

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Reply #3 posted 10/21/11 10:16am

KidaDynamite

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Thanks funky and Happy Friday evah-ree-bawdee! woot!
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #4 posted 10/21/11 10:44am

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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #5 posted 10/21/11 11:37am

paintedlady

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lol tp lol

Happy weekend everyone! sun Thanks pill kisses

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Reply #6 posted 10/21/11 4:43pm

morningsong

lol disbelief

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Reply #7 posted 10/21/11 11:44pm

XxAxX

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disbelief smile

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Reply #8 posted 10/22/11 2:41am

Nothinbutjoy

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Good one!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #9 posted 10/22/11 2:55am

Machaela

hmm

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hug

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Reply #10 posted 10/22/11 3:13pm

PurpleJedi

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lol

thumbs up!

Gonna share this with junior...he loves Pirate jokes!

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #11 posted 10/22/11 7:35pm

sunflower7

lol .. good one

flower .....
" I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may,- light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful."
- John Constable
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Reply #12 posted 10/22/11 8:15pm

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toilet falloff

Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #13 posted 10/24/11 1:09am

nursev
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