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Reply #30 posted 10/22/11 1:34am

davetherave676 7	Ive slept with many cows and divorced 1.....Old cows skinny cows fat cows even a couple of demented cows....What makes a cow good in bed is the fact u can call them a dirty cow(eye like that). Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #31 posted 10/22/11 2:08am

alphastreet	COWabunga!!!
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Reply #32 posted 10/22/11 11:15am

Ottensen	davetherave6767 said: Ive slept with many cows and divorced 1..... okay, that was funny
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Reply #33 posted 10/22/11 11:48am

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cows chew instead of suck lol

i can just imagine the farmer ... chew it i said!!!! giggle

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Reply #34 posted 10/22/11 1:11pm

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Okay, true confession. I did a soft core cow film a few years ago. I was young and naive and needed the work. You can still see "Party till the Cows Come Home" sometimes late on Showtime.

Eat Mor Horses

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Reply #35 posted 10/22/11 2:28pm

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Cow said:

Okay, true confession. I did a soft core cow film a few years ago. I was young and naive and needed the work. You can still see "Party till the Cows Come Home" sometimes late on Showtime.

shocked full frontal nudity ..!

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Reply #36 posted 10/22/11 2:40pm

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XxAxX said:

Cow said:

Okay, true confession. I did a soft core cow film a few years ago. I was young and naive and needed the work. You can still see "Party till the Cows Come Home" sometimes late on Showtime.

full frontal nudity ..!

Partial nudity. I was able to put band-aids over half of my udders during the film. Unfortunately one of the crew took cell phone shots so if you search really hard there are some pictures out there I am not proud of.

Me and Scarlett Johansson... disbelief

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Reply #37 posted 10/22/11 5:59pm

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cowilinga... lol

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Reply #38 posted 10/22/11 7:33pm

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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

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Reply #39 posted 10/22/11 7:51pm

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I bet all of you would like to know.

Actually I have received few complaints over the years. But just know that many cows are unsatisfied as most bulls generally last about 12 seconds

U guys have such great imaginations here... lol

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Reply #40 posted 10/22/11 8:21pm

davetherave676 7	There pussys r that huge u can fuck them with a traffic cone... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #41 posted 10/22/11 8:39pm

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davetherave6767 said:

There pussys r that huge u can fuck them with a traffic cone...

eek falloff

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Reply #42 posted 10/22/11 8:43pm

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Cow said:

XxAxX said:

full frontal nudity ..!

Partial nudity. I was able to put band-aids over half of my udders during the film. Unfortunately one of the crew took cell phone shots so if you search really hard there are some pictures out there I am not proud of.

Me and Scarlett Johansson...

not to worry dear. people who really know you and ms. Scowlett will realize you were only doing what you had to do to get by. no shame in that, dear. hug