toilet paper scratches my nose, but feels ok on my bum!!!!

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toilet paper scratches my nose, but feels ok on my bum!!!!

i ran out of tissues today... my nose is like a tap sigh

so i had no choice but grab a roll - or 2 of dunny paper lurking

now my nose is all red - RUDOLF red disbelief

what should i do!!!!! bawl

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Reply #1 posted 10/20/11 1:44am

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its weird how toilet paper feels on on my bum tho confuse

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Reply #2 posted 10/20/11 1:45am

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FuzzyWitch said:

i ran out of tissues today... my nose is like a tap

so i had no choice but grab a roll - or 2 of dunny paper

now my nose is all red - RUDOLF red

what should i do!!!!!

As a person who suffers from allergies this is my advise geek Lube your nose up with either vasoline or Vicks... I have to use paper towels myself because kleenex is just to wimpy, but they (paper towels) are so hard on my nose when im having an attack... So I just lube it up!

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Reply #3 posted 10/20/11 1:46am

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FuzzyWitch said:

its weird how toilet paper feels on on my bum tho

Have you ever tried to use snot as lube for.....?

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Reply #4 posted 10/20/11 1:47am

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tinaz said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i ran out of tissues today... my nose is like a tap

so i had no choice but grab a roll - or 2 of dunny paper

now my nose is all red - RUDOLF red

what should i do!!!!!

As a person who suffers from allergies this is my advise Lube your nose up with either vasoline or Vicks... I have to use paper towels myself because kleenex is just to wimpy, but they (paper towels) are so hard on my nose when im having an attack... So I just lube it up!

hug oh thank you Tina - I will!!!

i am at work... do u think they will laugh at a shiny lubed up red nose???? confused

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Reply #5 posted 10/20/11 1:48am

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Tittypants said:

FuzzyWitch said:

its weird how toilet paper feels on on my bum tho

Have you ever tried to use snot as lube for.....?

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no but i have plenty if u want to give it a go smile

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Reply #6 posted 10/20/11 1:48am

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FuzzyWitch said:

Tittypants said:

Have you ever tried to use snot as lube for.....?

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no but i have plenty if u want to give it a go

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Reply #7 posted 10/20/11 1:49am

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FuzzyWitch said:

tinaz said:

As a person who suffers from allergies this is my advise Lube your nose up with either vasoline or Vicks... I have to use paper towels myself because kleenex is just to wimpy, but they (paper towels) are so hard on my nose when im having an attack... So I just lube it up!

oh thank you Tina - I will!!!

i am at work... do u think they will laugh at a shiny lubed up red nose????

Well, do you have any chapstick? That always works in a pinch! hug You dont need much, just enough to remoisture your nose..

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Reply #8 posted 10/20/11 1:53am

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tinaz said:

FuzzyWitch said:

oh thank you Tina - I will!!!

i am at work... do u think they will laugh at a shiny lubed up red nose????

Well, do you have any chapstick? That always works in a pinch! You dont need much, just enough to remoisture your nose..

Works great... so does vaseline like you suggested before... this is why I love Puffs plus. Allergy/cold sufferers need that greasy tissue.

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paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

Well, do you have any chapstick? That always works in a pinch! You dont need much, just enough to remoisture your nose..

Works great... so does vaseline like you suggested before... this is why I love Puffs plus. Allergy/cold sufferers need that greasy tissue.

Totally! But dont clean your glasses with them hrmph

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Reply #10 posted 10/20/11 1:55am

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tinaz said:

FuzzyWitch said:

oh thank you Tina - I will!!!

i am at work... do u think they will laugh at a shiny lubed up red nose????

Well, do you have any chapstick? That always works in a pinch! You dont need much, just enough to remoisture your nose..

i did it smile with vasoline

i look a mess - so it will just blend in with the rest of my face!!

one time i had chocolate icecream on my nose - and they called me brown nose for about a month, only because i did something else that replaced it lurking it had something to do with bra adjusting!!!

anyway i am ready for them nod they can say what they like - comfort comes first!!! hmph!

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Reply #11 posted 10/20/11 1:57am

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paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

Well, do you have any chapstick? That always works in a pinch! You dont need much, just enough to remoisture your nose..

Works great... so does vaseline like you suggested before... this is why I love Puffs plus. Allergy/cold sufferers need that greasy tissue.

i never heard of those hmmm i wonder if i can get them here, thats a great idea - greasy tissue nod

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Reply #12 posted 10/20/11 1:57am

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FuzzyWitch said:

tinaz said:

Well, do you have any chapstick? That always works in a pinch! You dont need much, just enough to remoisture your nose..

i did it with vasoline

i look a mess - so it will just blend in with the rest of my face!!

one time i had chocolate icecream on my nose - and they called me brown nose for about a month, only because i did something else that replaced it it had something to do with bra adjusting!!!

anyway i am ready for them they can say what they like - comfort comes first!!!

You must be a hoot to work with!! lol

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Reply #13 posted 10/20/11 1:59am

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tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

Works great... so does vaseline like you suggested before... this is why I love Puffs plus. Allergy/cold sufferers need that greasy tissue.

Totally! But dont clean your glasses with them

they should have warning stickers 4 things like that lol

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Reply #14 posted 10/20/11 2:01am

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OMG!! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL MY CAT!

totally random and off topic but she is driving me insane!

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Reply #15 posted 10/20/11 2:03am

davetherave676 7	U need that good quality dunny paper....U no 4 ply soft ................Eye remember at school many years ago wiping my bum with that rice paper stuff....it was like hard and sharp like photo copier paper...Hope ur ok fuzzywitch... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #16 posted 10/20/11 2:04am

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tinaz said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i did it with vasoline

i look a mess - so it will just blend in with the rest of my face!!

one time i had chocolate icecream on my nose - and they called me brown nose for about a month, only because i did something else that replaced it it had something to do with bra adjusting!!!

anyway i am ready for them they can say what they like - comfort comes first!!!

You must be a hoot to work with!!

i am not boring - ever!!! smile

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Reply #17 posted 10/20/11 2:05am

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tinaz said:

OMG!! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL MY CAT!

totally random and off topic but she is driving me insane!

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aww... no kill kitteh!!! it will pass...

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Reply #18 posted 10/20/11 2:07am

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peb319 said:

tinaz said:

OMG!! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL MY CAT!

totally random and off topic but she is driving me insane!

aww... no kill kitteh!!! it will pass...

Yeah... Ive had her for 12 years and havent killed her yet lol Shes just working my last nerve tonite... She is a VERY vocal cat!

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Reply #19 posted 10/20/11 2:15am

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tinaz said:

peb319 said:

aww... no kill kitteh!!! it will pass...

Yeah... Ive had her for 12 years and havent killed her yet Shes just working my last nerve tonite... She is a VERY vocal cat!

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mine was not so much vocal.. but the stray that adopted me after she died is..

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Reply #20 posted 10/20/11 2:20am

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peb319 said:

tinaz said:

Yeah... Ive had her for 12 years and havent killed her yet Shes just working my last nerve tonite... She is a VERY vocal cat!

mine was not so much vocal.. but the stray that adopted me after she died is..

Awwww hug It can be fun because she will talk to me on command, but its times like tonite, or 4 oclock in the morning when shes running around "talking" and I cant get her to understand quiet time that drives me crazy! lol

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Reply #21 posted 10/20/11 2:21am

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tinaz said:

OMG!! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL MY CAT!

totally random and off topic but she is driving me insane!

dont worry if she gives u the shits Tinaz - toilet paper is soft on bums nod

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Reply #22 posted 10/20/11 2:22am

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FuzzyWitch said:

tinaz said:

OMG!! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL MY CAT!

totally random and off topic but she is driving me insane!

dont worry if she gives u the shits Tinaz - toilet paper is soft on bums

Plus Ive heard lubing your bum can be very... helpful... in certain situations!

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Reply #23 posted 10/20/11 2:23am

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davetherave6767 said:

U need that good quality dunny paper....U no 4 ply soft ................Eye remember at school many years ago wiping my bum with that rice paper stuff....it was like hard and sharp like photo copier paper...Hope ur ok fuzzywitch...

giggle oh i remember those dunny paper 2, they came in sheets, they were awful!!!!

thank god they no longer make them nod

Thank you Dave hug

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Reply #24 posted 10/20/11 2:25am

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tinaz said:

FuzzyWitch said:

dont worry if she gives u the shits Tinaz - toilet paper is soft on bums

Plus Ive heard lubing your bum can be very... helpful... in certain situations!

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but thats not why i carry vasoline!!!! ok!!! smile

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Reply #25 posted 10/20/11 2:26am

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FuzzyWitch said:

tinaz said:

Plus Ive heard lubing your bum can be very... helpful... in certain situations!

but thats not why i carry vasoline!!!! ok!!!

Riiiiiight! Sureeee its not!! nod

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