Drinking it right now. It's delicious.

A drink called pussy.............thats cool...Does it taste like pussy?

'Pussy' tops worst name for energy drink, and 10 other bad ones

Updated: 10 Aug 2011

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Pussy Drinks...Who wants to drink Pussy?

There's been much talk on the internet of the British energy drink called, naturally, Pussy. According to its website, the white grape and lime-based beverage "has been fueling the celebrity and party scene for some time" and "Pussy is about natural energy, it's irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink.

Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable." Sounds like a great beverage. Oh right, except that it's named after a woman's vagina. Epic. Name. Fail.
But then again, most energy beverages have decidedly shitty names. These are ten other worst ones.

10. Crunk!!!: This isn't too terrible because it's basically telling it like it is, and who doesn't want to get crunk? But really, did you need all three exclamations as part of the trademarked name?

9. Gears of War Imulsion: Naming your beverage after a video game where all you do is shoot people just doesn't seem like a good idea. Also, in the game, "imulsion" is radioactive - who wants to drink that?

8. Zombie Blood Energy Potion: Seriously, the vampire thing has taken over not just literature but energy drinks? Is nothing sacred? Though in all fairness, there's probably some overlap in the audience for both.

​7. Rip It: Maybe it's just us, but doesn't "rip it" conjure up the sound of farts? Or do we just have the mindset of a twelve-year-old boy?

6. Semtex: Sounds like an office park outside of Detroit. Might also look like semen if you are drunk and gloss over the name. Just generally unappetizing sounding. (In fairness, it's a Czech brand, although it has English labeling).

​5. Go Fast: What, could your marketing department not think of anything more exciting? This is about the blandest name for an energy drink, ever.

4. Bawls: This clearly got its name from the people who named Pussy. Maybe they can do some joint marketing: The hermaphrodite special 2-for-1: Bawls and Pussy.

​3. Cocaine: Sorry, no matter how much caffeine you put in an energy drink, it's not the same as doing a line of blow. False advertising!

2. Shark Stimulation: This would be a good name for a vibrator, not a beverage. Though we do have to admit that the can is pretty cool looking.

​1. Urge Intense: This sounds like a bladder control problem and/or the medicine one uses to alleviate said problem.

SOURCE: blogs.villagevoice.com

Rip It........dont no why thats funny but it is,,

I suppose I'd rather drink Pussy than Pimp Juice, still...

This energy drink is definitely a notch above the "usual suspects" (Magic, Cult, Burn) when it comes to taste.

Wonderful.

they can always use this in their advertising campaign......

pussy juice gives u a blast!!!!

FuzzyWitch said:

they can always use this in their advertising campaign......

pussy juice gives u a blast!!!!

Militant said:

'I paid for pussy today'

at some point, don't we all pay for it?

I tried that Cocaine energy drink. That shit fucked up my stomach for days.

purplehippieonthe1 said:

This energy drink is definitely a notch above the "usual suspects" (Magic, Cult, Burn) when it comes to taste.

It did taste pretty good!

i think i'll stick with the memories of big pussy!

My friend's mum keeps a couple of cans of that in her fridge, just for her own amusement.

i'd like 2 c u wash this down with your pussy drink

FuzzyWitch said:

i'd like 2 c u wash this down with your pussy drink

I love how it says "Microwaveable" on the Tin, I wonder how many Numpties threw the Tin in the Microwave and then 3 minutes later BOOOOOM !!!!!!!!!

itsnotallover said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i'd like 2 c u wash this down with your pussy drink

I love how it says "Microwaveable" on the Tin, I wonder how many Numpties threw the Tin in the Microwave and then 3 minutes later BOOOOOM !!!!!!!!!

only men do shit like that

FuzzyWitch said:

i'd like 2 c u wash this down with your pussy drink

Yummy.