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funkpill

Several Years Ago, Andy Was Sentenced To Prison

During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates.

The warden saw that deep down,

Andy was a good person and made arrangements

for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.

After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area.

Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community...

and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.

The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself.

But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife.

So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.

But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden,

"Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place". confused

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Reply #1 posted 10/14/11 1:16am

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lol Happy friday everyone grouphug

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Reply #2 posted 10/14/11 2:23am

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hmm lol

Happy Friday! biggrin hug


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Your lies, they cut me.
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Reply #3 posted 10/14/11 7:13am

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lol

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Reply #4 posted 10/14/11 7:24am

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funkpill said:

But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden,

"Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place". confused

falloff

Have a great Friday and weekend Tim! hug

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Reply #5 posted 10/14/11 7:34am

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But shouldn't that be "&Y" and not "Andy"?

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Reply #6 posted 10/14/11 8:07am

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RodeoSchro said:

falloff

But shouldn't that be "&Y" and not "Andy"?

lol

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Reply #7 posted 10/14/11 9:46am

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biggrin Happy Friday!

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Reply #8 posted 10/14/11 10:52am

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Bu dum dum tish...

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!

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Reply #9 posted 10/14/11 10:56am

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lol

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Reply #10 posted 10/14/11 8:35pm

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falloff ..lol

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Reply #11 posted 10/18/11 4:49pm

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sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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