I know I'm not ugly, I'm pretty shy... uhhh I'm 23 now, another friend just got engaged, since my friends are so busy with their mates I've been quite isolated, taking myself out on dates now. I know I have plenty of time, but I'm starting to get really lonely and this lasted longer than I've expected. I think I'm getting a bit jealous of everyone now My lovelife seems like it never existed, or maybe God forgot to put it in the package when I was born. this is my rant... what do I do?

IamFunkay7 said:

I know I'm not ugly, I'm pretty shy... uhhh I'm 23 now, another friend just got engaged, since my friends are so busy with their mates I've been quite isolated, taking myself out on dates now. I know I have plenty of time, but I'm starting to get really lonely and this lasted longer than I've expected. I think I'm getting a bit jealous of everyone now My lovelife seems like it never existed, or maybe God forgot to put it in the package when I was born. this is my rant... what do I do?

Touch urself......

davetherave6767 said:

IamFunkay7 said:

I know I'm not ugly, I'm pretty shy... uhhh I'm 23 now, another friend just got engaged, since my friends are so busy with their mates I've been quite isolated, taking myself out on dates now. I know I have plenty of time, but I'm starting to get really lonely and this lasted longer than I've expected. I think I'm getting a bit jealous of everyone now My lovelife seems like it never existed, or maybe God forgot to put it in the package when I was born. this is my rant... what do I do?

Touch urself......

This isn't Black Swan you know Dave

davetherave6767 said:

IamFunkay7 said:

I know I'm not ugly, I'm pretty shy... uhhh I'm 23 now, another friend just got engaged, since my friends are so busy with their mates I've been quite isolated, taking myself out on dates now. I know I have plenty of time, but I'm starting to get really lonely and this lasted longer than I've expected. I think I'm getting a bit jealous of everyone now My lovelife seems like it never existed, or maybe God forgot to put it in the package when I was born. this is my rant... what do I do?

Touch urself......

Try sleeping with a woman

Move 2 Coventry....ur 23......Im Here could always use another f**k buddy.....Dont b Lonely....

Try to do stuff that takes you out of your isolation. It does not have to be aimed at dating, you can go to cooking class or something. I mean, find something you really like and put your time in that.

Gotta get yourself out there. If I was younger and single I would totally be internet dating.

HamsterHuey said:

Try to do stuff that takes you out of your isolation. It does not have to be aimed at dating, you can go to cooking class or something. I mean, find something you really like and put your time in that.

^^

This. Follow an interest and you'll be meeting like minded people.

never go out thinking u will meet someone

because....

it always happens when u least expect it

u r still young just enjoy your self and have fun....

HamsterHuey said:

Try to do stuff that takes you out of your isolation. It does not have to be aimed at dating, you can go to cooking class or something. I mean, find something you really like and put your time in that.

The best way to find someone is to go places and do things where there's lots of other people. Join a bowling or softball league, check out social clubs, participate in religion-based functions if you are religious, do some volunteer work, take art or cooking classes, or even get a part time seasonal job in retail. I can't count how many relationships I had with coworkers and customers when I worked part time in retail many years ago.

alphastreet said:

FInd something that makes you happy and someone will find that attractive

^^ That.

stop the isolation at least a day every week. Like Herman said, it can be anything that gets you out into the world and in a HAPPY state of mind.

I get frustrated because I'm not always looking, I just look up and notice it hasn't happen for me yet. I'm about to graduate from college and I said in hs maybe college, now im like wth... please don't make me say maybe career life and it never happens I've taken interest classes, I think maybe the fact that I'm very shy keeps me from making new friends. Just moved to a new city and I still drive 45 mins to go see my friends lol. I guess I have to make new friends out here, but its so boring out here lol.

IamFunkay7 said:

I know I'm not ugly, I'm pretty shy... uhhh I'm 23 now, another friend just got engaged, since my friends are so busy with their mates I've been quite isolated, taking myself out on dates now. I know I have plenty of time, but I'm starting to get really lonely and this lasted longer than I've expected. I think I'm getting a bit jealous of everyone now My lovelife seems like it never existed, or maybe God forgot to put it in the package when I was born. this is my rant... what do I do?

You sound like me in so many ways . Nothing's wrong with you & someone great will come for you . Have faith , that's what I tell myself everyday . Sometimes I feel that way too . As if , everyone's getting engaged & etc ..... I feel like I'm so behind . Some guys are blind , but they'll come around .

Giselle said:

IamFunkay7 said:

I know I'm not ugly, I'm pretty shy... uhhh I'm 23 now, another friend just got engaged, since my friends are so busy with their mates I've been quite isolated, taking myself out on dates now. I know I have plenty of time, but I'm starting to get really lonely and this lasted longer than I've expected. I think I'm getting a bit jealous of everyone now My lovelife seems like it never existed, or maybe God forgot to put it in the package when I was born. this is my rant... what do I do?

You sound like me in so many ways . Nothing's wrong with you & someone great will come for you . Have faith , that's what I tell myself everyday . Sometimes I feel that way too . As if , everyone's getting engaged & etc ..... I feel like I'm so behind . Some guys are blind , but they'll come around .

No, don't have faith, go and make it happen. Some guys are blind? It's her responsibility to find someone, not guys to accomodate her.

Gotta give that ass on the first date, douche first carefully. Please got to my douching thresd for proper instructions, but always give up the ass first date. Make sure u really get it stuck in to, none of this i'm going half way in NO!!!!

He NEEDS TO STICK IT IN ALL THE DAMNNNNN WAY, TILL IT'S IN THE GUTS YA FEEL ME?

Take it from a man LIKE A MAN

ScarletScandal said:

IamFunkay7 said:

I know I'm not ugly, I'm pretty shy... uhhh I'm 23 now, another friend just got engaged, since my friends are so busy with their mates I've been quite isolated, taking myself out on dates now. I know I have plenty of time, but I'm starting to get really lonely and this lasted longer than I've expected. I think I'm getting a bit jealous of everyone now My lovelife seems like it never existed, or maybe God forgot to put it in the package when I was born. this is my rant... what do I do?

What are your interests and what do you do with your spare time?

KidaDynamite said:

ScarletScandal said:

Gotta give that ass on the first date, douche first carefully. Please got to my douching thresd for proper instructions, but always give up the ass first date. Make sure u really get it stuck in to, none of this i'm going half way in NO!!!!

He NEEDS TO STICK IT IN ALL THE DAMNNNNN WAY, TILL IT'S IN THE GUTS YA FEEL ME?

Take it from a man LIKE A MAN

Whew LAWD!

I only tell the turth, be interesting, be merry. But you better get gut fucked sharply... no mercy. Or you kick that man out to hobo central to catvh the train.

First thing you should do is throw out that crusty bible you follow.

Then go to the bar and pick up some strange.

After you guys have fun, don't stay over (or don't let him stay).

Meet with your favorite friend the next day for lunch.

Bam, you don't need a relationship.

The only timeline and expectations you need to meet are your own. But isolation only makes the problem worse. The best advice is above: pursue your own interests and you'll be amazed at the opportunities that present themselves.

ScarletScandal said:

Gotta give that ass on the first date, douche first carefully. Please got to my douching thresd for proper instructions, but always give up the ass first date. Make sure u really get it stuck in to, none of this i'm going half way in NO!!!!

He NEEDS TO STICK IT IN ALL THE DAMNNNNN WAY, TILL IT'S IN THE GUTS YA FEEL ME?

Take it from a man LIKE A MAN

You whore!

Hell, I couldn't be no woman because I'd be done walked into a room full of men and holler...."I want some dick!".....and I guarantee you, I'd come out there with more dick than I knew what to do with. Honey, these women got it made and just don't know it.

Spinlight said:

First thing you should do is throw out that crusty bible you follow.

Then go to the bar and pick up some strange.

After you guys have fun, don't stay over (or don't let him stay).

Meet with your favorite friend the next day for lunch.

Bam, you don't need a relationship.

Damn right! Get a married man, get that dick, and then send that son of bitch home and let somebody else put up with his ass.

IamFunkay7 said:

I know I'm not ugly, I'm pretty shy... uhhh I'm 23 now

that's the key

and don't worry, 90% of the men of this world are lame (I'm talking about their conversation skills)

go to the public library, you'll find a nice (and probably shy and/or quiet) guy there. Look at him, make clear you want him to talk to you...and he will...be nice...don't forget the condom...just in case

JoeTyler said:

IamFunkay7 said:

I know I'm not ugly, I'm pretty shy... uhhh I'm 23 now

that's the key

and don't worry, 90% of the men of this world are lame (I'm talking about their conversation skills)

go to the public library, you'll find a nice (and probably shy and/or quiet) guy there. Look at him, make clear you want him to talk to you...and he will...be nice...don't forget the condom...just in case

Library u say...

davetherave6767 said:

JoeTyler said:

that's the key

and don't worry, 90% of the men of this world are lame (I'm talking about their conversation skills)

go to the public library, you'll find a nice (and probably shy and/or quiet) guy there. Look at him, make clear you want him to talk to you...and he will...be nice...don't forget the condom...just in case

Library u say...

young smart women with nice tits and reading a big book: instant erection

vainandy said:

ScarletScandal said:

Gotta give that ass on the first date, douche first carefully. Please got to my douching thresd for proper instructions, but always give up the ass first date. Make sure u really get it stuck in to, none of this i'm going half way in NO!!!!

He NEEDS TO STICK IT IN ALL THE DAMNNNNN WAY, TILL IT'S IN THE GUTS YA FEEL ME?

Take it from a man LIKE A MAN

You whore!

Hell, I couldn't be no woman because I'd be done walked into a room full of men and holler...."I want some dick!".....and I guarantee you, I'd come out there with more dick than I knew what to do with. Honey, these women got it made and just don't know it.

I just cain't

vainandy said:

ScarletScandal said:

Gotta give that ass on the first date, douche first carefully. Please got to my douching thresd for proper instructions, but always give up the ass first date. Make sure u really get it stuck in to, none of this i'm going half way in NO!!!!

He NEEDS TO STICK IT IN ALL THE DAMNNNNN WAY, TILL IT'S IN THE GUTS YA FEEL ME?

Take it from a man LIKE A MAN

You whore!

Hell, I couldn't be no woman because I'd be done walked into a room full of men and holler...."I want some dick!".....and I guarantee you, I'd come out there with more dick than I knew what to do with. Honey, these women got it made and just don't know it.

i think women were created that way, they know they got it made, easy as a piece of cake (i'm talking about sex) so they are very selective, which is positive after all...

Did she say date or fuck?

My understanding is that dating is making a man spend his money while fucking is fucking...

you want a man to spend money on you and take your ass out, then you need to be seen.

Do what HamsterHuey said.

if you just wanna fuck...

then do what Vainandy said... walk into a room and annouce you need some dick*.

*warning: doing this may lead to possible coldsores on your vulva, and or, foul smelling and or discolored discharge, burning sensation,redness, swelling, spotting,itchyness, missed periods, infertility, cervical cancer, scabies burrowing in the folds your skin, scabbing on the vulva, hair loss, louse infection and loss of life.